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A one mini play, 1990

DARK STAGE. Then a spotlight hits a papier-mâché globe, spinning all by itself in the middle of darkness. Little by little, the stage lights COME UP, and we see a bare-stage representation of a living room: an easy chair with a table beside it (there’s an open bottle of beer on the table), and a console TV across the room. There’s a picnic cooler-full of beer under the table. Also, a great many empties. GOD is feeling pretty good. At stage left, there’s a door.
GOD a big guy with a white beard is sitting in the chair, alternately reading a book (When Bad Things Happen to Good People) and watching the tube. He has to crane whenever he wants to look at the set, because the floating globe (actually hung on a length of string, I imagine) is in his line of vision. There’s a sitcom on TV. Every now and then GOD chuckles along with the laugh track.
There is a knock at the door.
GOD (big amplified voice): Come in! Verily, it is open unto you!
The door opens. In comes ST. PETER, dressed in a snazzy white robe. He’s also carrying a briefcase.
GOD: Peter! I thought you were on vacation!
ST. PETER: Leaving in half an hour, but I thought I’d bring the papers for you to sign. How are you, GOD?
GOD: Better. I should know better than to eat those chili peppers. They burn me at both ends. Are those the letters of transmission from hell?
ST. PETER: Yes, finally. Thank GOD. Excuse the pun.
He removes some papers from his briefcase. GOD scans them, and then holds out his hand impatiently, ST PETER has been looking at the floating globe. He looks back, sees GOD is waiting, and puts a pen in his out-stretched hand. GOD scribbles his signature. As he does, ST. PETER goes back to gazing at the globe.
ST. PETER: So Earth’s still there, Huh? After all these years.
GOD hands the papers back and looks up at it. His gaze is rather irritated.
GOD: Yes, the housekeeper is the most forgetful bitch in the universe.
An EXPLOSION OF LAUGHTER from the TV. GOD cranes to see. Too late.
GOD: Damn, was that Alan Alda?
ST. PETER: It may have been, sir I really couldn’t see.
GOD: Me, either.
He leans forward and crushes the floating globe to powder.
GOD (immensely satisfied): There. Been meaning to do that for a long time. Now I can see the TV…
ST. PETER looks sadly at the crushed remains of the earth.
ST. PETER: Umm… I believe that was Alan Alda’s world, GOD.
GOD: So? (Chuckles at the TV) Robin Williams! I LOVE Robin Williams!
ST. PETER: I believe both Alda and Williams were on it when you…umm…passed Judgment, sir.
GOD: Oh, I’ve got all the videotapes. No problem. Want a beer?
As ST. PETER takes one, the stage-lights begin to dim. A spotlight comes up on the remains on the globe.
ST. PETER: I actually sort of liked that one, GOD Earth, I mean.
GOD: It wasn’t bad, but there’s more where that came from. Now let’s drink to your vacation!
They are just shadows in the dimness now, although it’s a little easier to see GOD, because there’s a faint nimbus of light around his head. They clink bottles. A roar of laughter from the TV.
GOD: Look! It’s Richard Pryor! That guy kills me! I suppose he was…
ST. PETER: Ummm… yes sir.
GOD: Shit. (Pause) Maybe I better cut down on my drinking. (Pause) Still… It WAS in the way.
Fade to black, except for the spotlight on the ruins of the floating globe.
ST. PETER: Yes sir.
GOD (muttering): My son got back, didn’t he?
ST. PETER: Yes sir, some time ago.
GOD: Good. Everything’s hunky-dory, then.

THE SPOTLIGHT GOES OUT.
(Author’s note: GOD’S VOICE should be as loud as possible.)

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Before The Play
Stephen King
Copyright 1982 by Stephen King.
‘Before the Play,’ was first published in Whispers, Vol. 5, No. 1-2, August 1982.

A BEDROOM IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING:

Coming here had been a mistake, and Lottie Kilgallon didn’t like to admit her mistakes. And I won’t admit this one, she thought with determination as she stared up at the ceiling that glimmered overhead. Her husband of 10 days slumbered beside hen Sleeping the sleep of the just was how some might have put it. Others, more honest, might have called it the sleep of the monumentally stupid. He was William Pillsbury of the Westchester Pillsburys, only son and heir of Harold M. Pillsbury, old and comfortable money. Publishing was what they liked to talk about because publishing was a gentleman’s profession, but there was also a chain of New England textile mills, a foundry in Ohio, and extensive agricultural holdings in the South – cotton and citrus and fruit. Old money was always better than nouveau riche, but either way they had money falling out of their assholes. If she ever said that aloud to Bill, he would undoubtedly go pale and might even faint dead away No fear, Bill.
Profanation of the Pillsbury family shall never cross my lips. It had been her idea to honeymoon at the Overlook in Colorado, and there had been two reasons for this. First, although it was tremendously expensive (as the best resorts were), it was not a “hip” place to go, and Lottie did not like to go to the hip places.
Where did you go on your honeymoon, Lottie? Oh, this perfectly, wonderful resort hotel in Colorado – the Overlook. Lovely place. Quite out of the way but so romantic. And her friends – whose stupidity was exceeded in most cases only by that of William Pillsbury- himself – would look at her in dumb – literally! – wonder.
Lottie had done it again. Her second reason had been of more personal importance. She had wanted to honeymoon at the Overlook because Bill wanted to go to Rome. It was imperative to find out certain things as soon as possible. Would she be able to have her own way immediately? And if not, how long would it take to grind him down? He was stupid, and he had followed her around like a dog with its tongue hanging out since her debutante ball, but would he be as malleable after the ring was slipped on as he had been before?
Lottie smiled a little in the dark despite her lack of sleep and the bad dreams she had had since they arrived here. Arrived here, that was the key phrase. “Here” was not the American Hotel in Rome but the Overlook in Colorado. She was going to be able to manage him just fine, and that was the important thing. She would only make him stay another four days (she had originally planned on three weeks, but the bad dreams had changed that), and then they could go back to New York. After all, that was where the action was in this August of 1929. The stock market was going crazy, the sky was the limit, and Lottie expected to be an heiress to multimillions instead of just one or two million by this time next year. Of course there were some weak sisters who claimed the market was riding for a fall, but no one had ever called Lottie Kilgallon a weak sister.
Lottie Kilgallon. Pillsbury now at least that’s the way I’ll have to sign my checks, of course. But inside I’ll always be Lottie Kilgallon. Because he’s never going to touch me inside where it counts.
The most tiresome thing about this first contest of her marriage was that Bill actually liked the Overlook. He was up even, day at two minutes past the crack of dawn, disturbing what ragged bits of sleep she had managed after the restless nights, staring eagerly out at the sunrise like some sort of disgusting Greek nature boy. He had been hiking two or three times, he had gone on several nature rides with other guests, and bored her almost to the point of screaming with stories about the horse he rode on these jaunts, a bay mare named Tessie. He had tried to get her to go on these outings with him, but Lottie refused. Riding meant slacks, and her posterior was just a trifle too-wide for slacks. The idiot had also suggested that she go hiking with him and some of the others – the caretaker’s son doubled as a guide, Bill enthused, and he knew a hundred trails. The amount of game you saw, Bill said, would make you think it was 1829, instead of a hundred years later. Lottie had dumped cold water on this idea too. “I believe, darling, that all hikes should be one-way, you see.”
“One-way?” His wide Anglo-Saxon brow crippled and croggled into its usual expression of befuddlement. “How can you have a one-way hike, Lottie?”
“By hailing a taxi to take you home when your feet begin to hurt,” she replied coldly,
The barb was wasted. He went without her, and came back glowing. The stupid bastard was getting a tan.
She had not even enjoyed their evenings of bridge in the downstairs recreation room, and that was most unlike her. She was something of a barracuda at bridge, and if it had been ladylike to play for stakes in mixed company, she could have brought a cash dowry to her marriage (not that she would have, of course). Bill was a good bridge partner, too; he had both qualifications: He understood the basic rules and he allowed Lottie to dominate him. She thought it was poetic justice that her new husband spent most of their bridge evenings as the dummy.
Their partners at the Overlook were the Compsons occasionally, the Vereckers more frequently. Dr. Verecker was in his early 70s, a surgeon who had retired after a near-fatal heart attack. His wife smiled a lot, spoke softly, and had eyes like shiny nickels. They played only adequate bridge, but they kept beating Lottie and Bill. On the occasions when the men played against the women, the men ended up trouncing Lottie and Malvina Verecker. When Lottie and Dr. Verecker played Bill and Malvina, she and the doctor usually won, but there was no pleasure in it because Bill was a dullard and Malvina could not see the game of bridge as anything but a social tool.
Two nights before, after the doctor and his wife had made a bid of four clubs that, they had absolutely no right to make, Lottie had mussed the cards in a sudden flash of pique that was very unlike her. She usually kept her feelings under much better control.
“You could have led into my spades on that third trick!” she rattled at Bill. “That would have put a stop to it right there!”
“But dear,” said Bill, flustered, “I thought you were thin in spades.”
‘If I had been thin in spades, I shouldn’t have bid two of them, should I? Why I continue to play this game with you I don’t know!”
The Vereckers blinked at them in mild surprise. Later that evening Mrs. Verecker, she of the nickel-bright eyes, would tell her husband that she had thought them such a nice couple, so loving, but when she rumpled the cards like that she had looked just like a shrew.
Bill was staring at her with jaws agape.
“I’m very sorry,” said Lottie, gathering up the reins of her control and giving them an inward shake. “I’m off my feed a little, I suppose. I haven’t been sleeping well.”
“That’s a pity,” said the doctor. “Usually this mountain air-we’re almost 12,000 feet above sea level, you know is very conducive to good rest. Less oxygen, you know. The body doesn’t-”
“I’ve had bad dreams,” Lottie told him shortly.
And so she had. Not just bad dreams but nightmares. She had never been much of one to dream (which said something disgusting and Freudian about, her psyche, no doubt), even as a child. Oh, yes, there had been some pretty humdrum affairs, mostly he only one she could remember that, came even close to being a nightmare was one in which she had been delivering a Good Citizenship speech at the school assembly and had looked down to discover she had forgotten to put on her dress. Later someone had told her almost everyone had a dream like that at some point or another.
The dreams she had had at the Overlook were much worse. It was not a case of one dream or two repeating themselves with variations; they were all different. Only the setting of each was similar: In each one she found herself in a different part of the Overlook Hotel. Each dream would begin with an awareness on her part that she was dreaming and that something terrible and frightening was going to happen to her in the course of the dream.
There was an inevitability about it that was particularly awful.
In one of them she had been hurrying for the elevator because she was late for dinner, so late that Bill had already gone down before her in a temper. She rang for the elevator, which came promptly and was empty except for the operator. She thought too late that it was odd; at mealtimes you could barely wedge yourself in. The stupid hotel was only half full, but the elevator had a ridiculously small capacity. Her unease heightened as the elevator descended and continued to descend … for far too long a time. Surely they must have reached the lobby or even the basement by now, and still the operator did not open the doors, and still the sensation of downward motion continued. She tapped him on the shoulder with mixed feelings of indignation and panic, aware too late of how spongy he felt, how strange, like a scarecrow stuffed with rotten straw. And as he turned his head and grinned at her she saw that the elevator was being piloted by a dead man, his face a greenish white corpselike hue, his eyes sunken, his hair under his cap lifeless and sere. The fingers wrapped around the switch were fallen away to bones.
Even as she filled her lungs to shriek, the corpse threw the switch over and uttered, “Your floor, madam,” in a husky, empty voice. The door drew open to reveal flames and basalt plateaus and the stench of brimstone. The elevator operator had taken her to hell.
In another dream it was near the end of the afternoon and she was on the playground. The light was curiously golden, although the sky overhead was black with thunderheads. Membranes of shower danced between two of the saw-toothed peaks further west. It was like a Brueghel, a moment of sunshine and low pressure. And she felt something beside her. Moving. Something in the topiary. And she turned to see with frozen horror that it was the topiary: The hedge animals had left their places and were creeping toward her, the lions, the buffalo, even the rabbit that usually looked so comic and friendly. Their horrid hedge features were bent on her as they moved slowly toward the playground on their hedge paws, green and silent and deadly under the black thunderheads.
In the one she had just awakened from, the hotel had been on fire. She had awakened in their room to find Bill gone and smoke drifting slowly through the apartment. She fled in her nightgown but lost her direction in the narrow halls, which were obscured by smoke. All the numbers seemed to be gone from the doors, and there was no way to tell if you were running toward the stairwell and elevator or away from them. She rounded a corner and saw Bill standing outside the window at the end, motioning her forward. Somehow she had run all the way to the back of the hotel; he was standing out there on the fire escape landing. Now there was heat baking into her back through the thin, filmy stuff of her nightgown. The place must be in flames behind her, she thought. Perhaps it had been the boiler. You had to keep an eye on the boiler, because if you didn’t, she would creep on you. Lottie started forward and suddenly something wrapped around her arm like a python, holding her back. It was one of the fire hoses she had seen along the corridor walls, white canvas hose in a bright red frame. It had come alive somehow, and it writhed and coiled around her, now securing a leg, now her other arm. She was held fast and it was getting hotter, hotter. She could hear the angry crackle of the flames now only feet behind her. The wallpaper was peeling and blistering. Bill was gone from the fire-escape landing. And then she had been- She had been awake in the big double bed, no smell of smoke, with Bill Pillsbury sleeping the sleep of the justly stupid beside her. She was running sweat, and if it, weren’t so late she would get up to shower. It was quarter past three in the morning. Dr. Verecker had offered to give her a sleeping medicine, but Lottie had refused. She distrusted any concoction you put in your body to knock out your mind. It was like giving up command of your ship voluntarily, and she had sworn to herself that she would never do that.
But what would she do for the next four clays? Well, Verecker played shuffleboard in the mornings with his nickel eyed wife. Perhaps she would look him up and get the prescription after all. Lottie looked up at the white ceiling high above her, glimmering ghostlike, and admitted again that the Overlook had been a very bad mistake. None of the ads for the Overlook in the New Yorker or The American Mercury mentioned that the place’s real specialty seemed to be giving people the whim whams. Four more days, and that was plenty. It had been a mistake, all right, but a mistake she would never admit, or have to admit. In fact, she was sure she could.
You had to keep an eye on the boiler, because if you didn’t, she would creep up on you. What did that mean, anyway? Or was it just one of those nonsensical things that sometimes came to you in dreams, so much gibberish? Of course, there was undoubtedly a boiler in the basement or somewhere to heat the place; even summer resorts had to have heat, sometimes, didn’t they? If only to supply hot water. But creep? Would a boiler creep? You had to keep an, eye on, the boiler.
It was like one of those crazy riddles: Why is a mouse when it runs, when is a raven like a writing desk, what is a creeping boiler? Was it, like the hedges, maybe? She’d had a dream where the hedges crept. And the fire hose that had what – what? – slithered?
A chill touched her. It was not good to think much about the dreams in the night, in the dark. You could … well, you could bother yourself. It was better to think about the things you would be doing when you got back to New York, about how you were going to convince Bill that a baby was a bad idea for a while, until he got firmly settled in the vice presidency his father had awarded him as a wedding present- She’ll creep on you – and how you were going to encourage him to bring his work home so he would get used to the idea that she was going to be involved with it, very much involved.
Or did the whole hotel, creep? Was that the answer?
I’ll make him a good wife, Lottie thought frantically. We’ll work at it the same way we always worked at being bridge partners. He knows the rules of the game and he knows enough to let me run him. It will be just like the bridge, just like that, and if we’ve been off our game up here that, doesn’t mean anything, it’s just the hotel, the dreams- An affirming voice: That’s it. The whole place. It…creeps.
“Oh, shit,” Lottie Kilgallon whispered in the dark. It was dismaying for her to realize just how badly her nerves were shot.
As on the other nights, there would be no more sleep for her now. She would lie here in bed until the sun started to come up and then she would get an uneasy hour or so. Smoking in bed was a bad habit, a terrible habit… but she had begun to leave her cigarettes in an ashtray on the floor by the bed in case of the dreams. Sometimes it calmed her. She reached down to get the ashtray and the thought burst on her like a revelation: It does creep, the whole place – like it’s alive! And that was when the hand reached out unseen from under the bed and gripped her wrist firmly … almost lecherously. A fingerlike canvas scratched suggestively against her palm and something was under there, something had been under there the whole time, and Lottie began to scream. She screamed until her throat was raw and hoarse and her eyes were bulging from her face and Bill was awake and pallid with terror beside her. When he put on the lamp she leaped from the bed, retreated into the farthest corner of the room and curled up with her thumb in her mouth.
Both Bill and Dr. Verecker tried to find out what was wrong; she told them but she was still sucking her thumb, so it was some time before they realized she was saying, “It crept under the bed. It crept under the bed.”
And even though they flipped up the coverlet and Bill actually lifted up the whole bed by its foot off the floor to show her there was nothing under there, not even a litter of dust kitties, she would not come out of the corner. When the sun came up, she did at last come out of the corner. She took her thumb out of her mouth. She stayed away from the bed. She stared at, Bill Pillsbury from her clown-white face.
“We’re going back to New York,” she said. “This morning.”
“Of course,” Bill muttered. “Of course, dear.”
Bill Pillsbury’s father died of a heart attack two weeks after the stock-market crash. Bill and Lottie could not keep the company’s head above water. Things went from bad to worse. In the years that followed she thought often of their honeymoon at the Overlook Hotel, and the dreams, and the canvas hand that had crept out from under the bed to squeeze her own. She thought about those things more and more. She committed suicide in a Yonkers motel room in 1949, a woman who was prematurely gray and prematurely lined. It had been 20 years and the hand that had gripped her wrist when she reached down to get her cigarettes had never really let go. She left a one-sentence suicide note written on Holiday Inn stationery. The note said: “I wish we had gone to Rome.”

AND NOW THIS WORD FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE:

In that long, hot summer of 1953, the summer Jacky Torrance turned 6, his father came home one night from the hospital and broke Jacky’s arm. He almost killed the boy. He was drunk. Jacky was sitting on the front porch reading a Combat Casey comic book when his father came down the street, listing to one side, torpedoed by beer somewhere down the line. As he always did, the boy felt a mixture of love-hate-fear rise in his chest at the sight of the old man, who looked like a giant, malevolent ghost in his hospital whites. Jacky’s father was an orderly at the Berlin Community Hospital. He was like God, like Nature-sometimes lovable, sometimes terrible. You never knew which it would be. Jacky’s mother feared and served him. Jacky’s brothers hated him. Only Jacky, of all of them, still loved him in spite of the fear and the hate, and sometimes the volatile mixture of emotions made him want to cry out at the sight of his father coming, to simply cry out: “I love you, Daddy! Go away! Hug me! I’ll kill you! I’m so afraid of you! I need you!” And his father seemed to sense in his stupid way-he was a stupid man, and selfish – that all of them had gone beyond him but Jacky, the youngest, knew that the only way he could touch the others was to bludgeon them to attention. But with Jacky there was still love, and there had been times when he had cuffed the boy’s mouth into running blood and then hugged him with a frightful force, the killing force just, barely held back by some other thing, and Jackie would let himself be hugged deep into the atmosphere of malt and hops that hung around his old man forever, quailing, loving, fearing.
He leaped off the step and ran halfway down the path before something stopped him. “Daddy?” he said. “Where’s the car?”
Torrance came toward him, and Jacky saw how very drunk he was.
“Wrecked it up,” he said thickly.
“Oh…” Careful now. Careful what you say. For your life, be careful. “That’s too bad”
His father stopped and regarded Jacky from his stupid pig eyes. Jacky held his breath. Somewhere behind his father’s brow, under the lawn – mowered brush of his crew cut, the scales were turning. The hot, afternoon stood still while Jacky waited, staring up anxiously into his father’s face to see if his father would throw a rough bear arm around his shoulder, grinding Jacky’s cheek against the rough, cracked leather of the belt that held up his white pants and say, “Walk with me into the house, big boy.” in the hard and contemptuous way that was the only way he could even approach love without destroying himself – or if it would be something else.
Tonight it was something else. The thunderheads appeared on his father’s brow. “What do you mean, ‘That’s too bad’? What kind of shit is that?”
“Just…too bad, Daddy. That’s all I meant. It’s -”
Torrance’s hand swept out at the end of his arm, huge hand, ham hock arm, but speedy, yes, very speedy, and Jacky went down with church bells in his head and a split lip. “Shut up” his father said, giving it a broad A.
Jacky said nothing. Nothing would do any good now. The balance had swung the wrong way.
“You ain’t gonna sass me,” said Torrance. “You won’t sass your daddy. Get up here and take your medicine.”
There was something in his face this time, some dark and blazing thing. And Jacky suddenly knew that this time there might be no hug at the end of the blows, and if there was he might, be unconscious and unknowing … maybe even dead.
He ran.
Behind him, his father let out a bellow of rage and chased him, a flapping specter in hospital whites, a juggernaut of doom following his son from the front yard to the back. Jacky ran for his life. The tree house, he was thinking. He can’t get up there; the ladder nailed to the tree won’t hold him. I’ll get up there, talk to him; maybe he’ll go to sleep – Oh, God, please let him go to sleep – he was weeping in terror as he ran.
“Come back here, goddammit!” His father was roaring behind him. “Come back here and take your medicine! Take it like a man!”
Jacky flashed past the back steps. His mother, that thin and defeated woman, scrawny in a faded housedress, had come out through the screen door from the kitchen, just as Jacky ran past with his father in pursuit. She opened her mouth as if to speak or cry out, but her hand came up in a fist and stopped whatever she might have said, kept it safely behind her teeth. She was afraid for her son, but more afraid that her husband would turn on her.
“No, you don’t! Come back here!”
Jacky reached the large elm in the backyard, the elm where last year his father had smoke-drugged a colony of wasps then burned their nest with gasoline. The boy went up the haphazardly hung nailed-on rungs like greased lightning, and still he was nearly not fast enough. His father’s clutching, enraged hand grasped the boy’s ankle in a grip like flexed steel, then slipped a little and succeeded only in pulling off Jacky’s loafer. Jacky went up the last, three rungs and crouched on the floor of the tree house, 12 feet above the ground, panting and crying on his hands and knees. His father seemed to go crazy. He danced around the tree like an Indian, Bellowing his rage. He slammed his fists into the tree, making bark fly and bringing lattices of blood to his knuckles. He kicked it. His huge moon face was white with frustration and red with anger.
“Please, Daddy,” Jacky moaned. “Whatever I said … I’m sorry I said it…”
“Come down! You come down out of there take your fucking medicine, you little cur! Right now!”
“I Will … I will If you promise not to … to hit me too hard … not hurt me… just spank me but not hurt me…”
“Get out of that tree!” his father screamed.
Jacky looked toward the house but that was hopeless. His mother had retreated somewhere far away, to neutral ground.
“GET OUT RIGHT NOW!”
“Oh, Daddy, I don’t dare!” Jacky cried out, and that was the truth. Because now his father might kill him. There was a period of stalemate. A minute perhaps, or perhaps two. His father circled the tree, puffing and blowing like a whale. Jacky turned around and around on his hands and knees, following the movements. They were like parts of a visible clock.
The second or third time he came back to the ladder nailed to the tree, Torrance stopped. He looked speculatively at the ladder. And laid his hands on the rung before his eyes. He began to climb.
“No, Daddy, it won’t hold you,” Jacky whispered. But his father came on relentlessly, like fate, like death, like doom. Up and up, closer to the tree house. One rung snapped off under his hands and he almost fell but caught the next one with a grunt and a lunge. Another one of the rungs twisted around from the horizontal to the perpendicular under his weight with a rasping scream of pulling nails, but it did not give way, and then the working, congested face was visible over the edge of the tree house floor, and for that one moment of his childhood Jack Torrance had his father at bay; if he could have kicked that face with the foot that still wore its loafer, kicked it where the nose terminated between the piggy eyes, he could have driven his father backward off the ladder, perhaps killed him (If he had killed him, would anyone have said anything but Thanks, Jacky”?) But it was love that stopped him, and loves that, let him just his face in his hands and give up as first one of his father’s pudgy, short-fingered hands appeared on the boards and then the other.
“Now, by God,” his father breathed. He stood above his huddled son like a giant.
“Oh, Daddy,” Jacky mourned for both of them. And for a moment his father paused, his face sagged into lines of uncertainty, and Jacky felt a thread of hope. Then the face drew up. Jacky could smell the beer, and his father said, “I’ll teach you to sass me,” and all hope was gone as the foot swung out, burying itself in Jacky’s belly, driving the wind from his belly in a whoosh as he flew from the tree-house platform and fell to the ground, turning over once and landing on the point of his left elbow, which snapped with a greenstick crack. He didn’t even have breath enough to scream. The last thing he saw before he blacked out was his father’s face, which seemed to be at the end of a long, dark tunnel. It seemed to be filling with surprise, the way a vessel may fill with some pale liquid. He’s just starting to know what he did, Jacky thought incoherently.
And on the heels of that, a thought with no meaning at all, coherent or otherwise, a thought, that chased him into the blackness as he fell back on the chewed and tattered grass of the back lawn in a faint: What you see is what you’ll be, what YOU see is what you’ll be, what you-
The break in his arm was cleanly healed in six months. The nightmares went, on much longer. In a way, they never stopped.

THE OVERLOOK HOTEL, THIRD FLOOR, 1958:

The murderers came up the stairs in their stocking feet. The two men posted outside the door of the Presidential Suite never heard them. They were young, dressed in Ivy League suits with the cut of the jackets a little wider than the fashion of the day decreed. You couldn’t wear a .357 Magnum concealed in a shoulder holster and be quite in fashion. They were discussing whether or not the Yankees could take yet another pennant. It was lacking two days of September, and as usual, the pin stripers looked formidable. Just talking about the Yankees made them feel a little better. They were New York boys, on loan from Walt Abruzzi, and they were a long way from home.
The man inside was a big wheel in the Organization. That was all they knew all they wanted to know. “You do your job, we all get well,” Abruzzi had told them. “What’s to know?”
They had heard things, of course. That there was a place in Colorado that was completely neutral ground. A place where even a crazy little West Coast hood like Tony Giorgio could sit down and have a fancy brandy in a balloon glass with the Gray Old Men who saw him as some sort of homicidal stinging insect to be crushed. A place where guys from Boston who had been used to putting each other in the trunks of cars behind bowling alleys in Malden or into garbage cans in Roxbury could get together and play gin and tell jokes about the Polacks. A place where hatchets could be buried or unearthed, pacts made, plans laid. A place where warm people could sometimes cool off.
Well, here they were, and it wasn’t so much – in fact, both of them were homesick for New York, which was why they were talking about the Yankees. But they never saw New York or the Yankees again.
Their voices reached down the hall to the stairwell where the murderers stood six risers down, with their stocking-covered heads just below line of sight, if you happened to be looking down the hall from the door of the Presidential Suite. There were three of them on the stairs, dressed in dark pants and coats, carrying shotguns with the barrels sawed off to six inches. The shotguns were loaded with expanding buckshot. One of the three motioned and they walked up the stairs to the hall.
The two outside the door never even saw them until the murderers were almost on top of them. One of them was saying animatedly, “Now you take Ford. Who’s better in the American League than Whitey Ford? No, I want to ask you that sincerely, because when it comes to the stretch he just the speaker looked up and saw three black shapes with no discernable faces standing not 10 paces away. For a moment he could not believe it. They were just standing there. He shook his head, fully expecting them to go away like the floating black specks you sometimes saw in the darkness. They didn’t. Then he knew.
“What’s the matter?” his buddy said.
The young man who had been speaking about Whitey Ford clawed under his jacket for his gun. One of the murderers placed the butt of his shotgun against a leather pad strapped to his belly beneath his dark turtleneck. And pulled both triggers. The blast in the narrow hallway was deafening. The muzzle flash was like summer lightning, purple in its brilliance. A stink of cordite. The young man was blown backward down the hall in a disintegrating cloud of Ivy League jacket, blood, and hair. His arm looped over backward, spilling the Magnum from his dying fingers, and the pistol thumped harmlessly to the carpet with the safety still on. The second young man did not even make an effort to go for his gun. He stuck his hands high in the air and wet his pants at the same time.
“I give up, don’t shoot me, it’s OK-!’
“Say hello to Albert Anastasia when you get down there, punk”, one of the murderers said, and placed the butt of his shotgun against his belly.
“I ain’t a. problem, I ain’t a problem!” the young man screamed in a thick Bronx accent, and then the blast of the shotgun lifted him out of his shoes and he slammed back against the silk wallpaper with its delicate raised pattern. He actually stuck for a moment before collapsing to the hall floor.
The three of them walked to the door of the suite. One of them tried the knob. “Locked.”
“OK.”
The third man, who hadn’t shot yet, stood in front of the door, leveled his weapon slightly above the knob, and pulled both triggers. A jagged hole appeared in the door, and light rayed through. The third man reached through the hole and grasped the deadbolt on the other side. There was a pistol shot, then two more.
None of the three flinched. There was a snap as the deadbolt gave, and then the third man kicked the door open. Standing in the wide sitting room in front of the picture window, which now showed a view only of darkness, was a man of about 35 wearing only jockey shorts. He held a pistol in each hand and as the murderers walked in he began to fire at them, spraying bullets wildly. Slugs peeled splinters from the door frame, dug furrows in the rug, dusted plaster down from the ceiling. He fired five times, and the closest he came to any of his assassins was a bullet that twitched the pants of the second man at the left knee.
They raised their shotguns with almost military precision. The man in the sitting room screamed, threw both guns on the floor, and ran for the bedroom. The triple blast caught him just outside the door and a wet fan of blood, brains, and bits of flesh splashed across the cherry striped wallpaper. He fell through the open bedroom doorway, half in and half out.
“Watch the door,” the first man said, and dropped his smoking shotgun to the rug. He reached into his coat pocket, brought out a bone-handled switchblade, and thumbed the chrome button. He approached the dead man, who was lying in the doorway on his side. He squatted beside the corpse and yanked down the front of the man’s jockey shorts.
Down the hall the door to one of the other suites opened and a pallid face peered out. The third man raised his shotgun and the face jerked back in. The door slammed. A bolt rattled frantically. The first man rejoined them.
‘All right,” he said. “Down the stairs and out the back door. Let’s go.”
They were outside and climbing into the parked car three minutes later. They left the Overlook behind them, standing gilded in mountain moonlight, white as bone under high stars. The hotel would stand long after the three of them were as dead as the three they had left behind.
The Overlook was at home with the dead.

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The Blue Air Compressor
Stephen King
First appeared in Onan, 1971

The house was tall, with an incredible slope of shingled roof. As he walked up toward it from the shore road, Gerald Nately thought it was almost a country in itself, geography in microcosm. The roof dipped and rose at varying angles above the main building and two strangely-angled wings; a widow’s walk skirted a mushroom shaped cupola which looked toward the sea; the porch, facing the dunes and lusterless September scrub grass was longer than a Pullman car and screened in. The high slope of roof made the house seems to beetle its brows and loom above him. A Baptist grandfather of a house.
He went to the porch and after a moment of hesitation, through the screen door to the fan lighted one beyond. There was only a wicker chair, a rusty porch swing, and an old discarded knitting basket to watch him go. Spiders had spun silk in the shadowy upper corners. He knocked. There was silence, inhabited silence. He was about to knock again when a chair someplace inside wheezed deeply in its throat. It was a tired sound. Silence. Then the slow, dreadfully patient sound of old, overburdened feet finding their way up the hall. Counterpoint of cane: Whock… whock… whock…
The floorboards creaked and whined. A shadow, huge and unformed in the pearled glass, bloomed on the fanlight. Endless sounds of fingers laboriously solving the riddle of chain, bolt, and hasp lock. The door opened. “Hello,” the nasal voice said flatly.
“You’re Mr. Nately. You’ve rented the cottage. My husband’s cottage.”
“Yes.” Gerald said, his tongue swelling in his throat. “That’s right. And you’re-”
“Mrs. Leighton,” the nasal voice said, pleased with either his quickness or her name, though neither was remarkable. “I’m Mrs. Leighton.”
* * *
This woman is so goddamn fucking big and old she looks like oh Jesus Christ print dress she must be six-six and fat my god. She’s fat as a hog can’t smell her white hair long white hair her legs those redwood trees ill that movie a Lank she could be a tank she could kill me her voice is out of any context like a kazoo Jesus if I laugh I can’t laugh can she be seventy god how does she walk and the cane her hands are bigger than my feet like a goddamn tank she could go through oak for Christ’s sake.
* * *
“You write.” She hadn’t offered him in.
“That’s about the size of it,” he said, and laughed to cover his own sudden shrinking from that metaphor.
“Will you show me some after you get settled?” she asked. Her eyes seemed perpetually luminous and wistful. They were not touched by the age that had run riot in the rest of her
* * *
wait get that written down
* * *
image: “age had run riot in her with luxuriant fleshiness: she was like a wild sow let loose in a great and dignified house to shit on the carpet, gore at the welsh dresser and send the crystal goblets and wine-glasses all crash-a tumble, to trample the wine colored divans to lunatic puffs of springs and stuffing, to spike the mirror bright finish of the great hall floor with barbarian hoof prints and flying puddles of urine” okay. She’s there it’s a story I feel her
* * *
body, making it sag and billow.
“If you like,” he said. “I didn’t even see the cottage from the Shore Road, Mrs. Leighton. Could you tell me where–”
“Did you drive in?”
“Yes. I left my car over there.” He pointed beyond the dunes, toward the road.
A smile, oddly one-dimensional, touched her lips. “That’s why. You can only see a blink from the road: unless you’re walking, you miss it.” She pointed west at a slight angle away from the dunes and the house. “There. Right over that little hill.”
“All right,” he said, then stood there smiling. He really had no idea how to terminate the interview.
“Would you like to come in for some coffee? Or a Coca-Cola?”
“Yes,” he said instantly.
She seemed a little taken back by his instant agreement. He had, after 21, been her husband’s friend, not her own. The face loomed above Gerald, moonlike, disconnected and undecided. Then she led him into the elderly, waiting house. She had tea. He had Coke. Millions of eyes seemed to watch them. He felt like a burglar, stealing around the hidden fiction he could make of her, carrying only his own youthful winsomeness and a psychic flashlight.
* * *
My own name, of course, is Steve King, and you’ll pardon my intrusion on your mind-or I hope you will. I could argue that the drawing-aside of the curtain of presumption between reader and author is permissible because I am the writer; i.e., since it’s my story I’ll do any goddamn thing I please with it-but since that leaves the reader out of it completely, that is not valid. Rule One for all writers is that the teller is not worth a tin tinker’s fart when compared to the listener. Let us drop the matter, if we may. I am intruding for the same reason that the Pope defecates: we both have to.
You should know that Gerald Nately was never brought to the dock. His crime was not discovered. He paid all the same. After writing four twisted, monumental, misunderstood novels, he cut his own head off with an ivory-figured guillotine purchased in Kowloon.
I invented him first during a moment of eight o’clock boredom in a class taught by Carroll F. Terrell of the University of Maine English faculty. Dr. Terrell was speaking of Edgar A. Poe, and I thought ivory guillotine Kowloon twisted woman of shadows, like a pig some big house. The blue air compressor did not come until later. It is desperately important that the reader be made cognizant of these facts.
* * *
He did show her some of his writing. Not the important part, the story he was writing about her, but fragments of poetry, the spine of a novel that had ached in his mind for a year like embedded shrapnel, four essays. She was a perceptive critic, and addicted to marginal notations with her black felt-tip pen. Because she sometimes dropped in when lie was gone to the village, he kept the story hidden in the back shed. September melted into cool October, and the story was completed, mailed to a friend, returned with suggestions (bad ones) and rewritten. He felt it was good, but not quite right. Some indefinable was missing. The focus was a shade fuzzy. He began to toy, with the idea of giving it to her for Criticism, rejected it, toyed with it again. After all, the story was her. He never doubted she could supply the final vector. His attitude concerning her became increasing unhealthy. He was fascinated by her huge, animalistic bulk, by the slow, tortoise-like way she trekked across the space between the house and the cottage.
* * *
Image: “mammoth shadow of decay swaying across the shadow less sand, cane held in one twisted hand, feet clad in huge canvas shoes which pump and push at the coarse grains, face like a serving platter, puffy dough arms, breasts like drumlins, a geography in herself, a country of tissue”
* * *
By her reedy, vapid voice, but at the same time he loathed her and could not stand her touch. Lie began to feel like the young man in “The Tell-Tale Heart” by Edgar A. Poe. He felt lie could stand at her bedroom door for endless midnights, shining one day of light on her sleeping eye, ready to pounce and rip the instant it flashed open.
The urge to show her the story itched at him maddeningly. He had decided, by the first day of December that he would do it. The decision-making did not relieve him, as it is supposed to do in the novels, but it did leave him with a feeling of antiseptic pleasure. It
was right that it should be so-an omega that quite dovetailed with the alpha. And it was omega. He was vacating the cottage on the fifth of December. On this day he had just returned from the Stowe Travel Agency in Portland, where he had booked passage for the Far East. He had done this almost on the spur of the moment: the decision to go and the decision to show his manuscript to Mrs. Leighton had come together, almost as if he had been guided by an invisible hand.
* * *
In truth, he was guide; by an invisible hand-mine.
* * *
The day was white with overcast and the promise of snow lurked in its throat. The dunes seemed to foreshadow the winter already, as Gerald crossed them between the slate-roofed house of her dominion and the low stone cottage of his. The sea, sullen and gray, curled on the shingle of beach. Gulls rode the slow swells like boys.
He crossed the top of the last dune and knew she it-as there-her cane, with its white bicycle handgrip at the base, stood against the side of the door. Smoke rifted from the toy chimney.
Gerald went up the board steps, kicked sand from his high-topped shoes to make her aware of his presence, and then went in.
“Hi, Mrs. Leighton!” But the tiny living room and the kitchen both stood empty. The ship’s clock on the mantle ticked only for itself and for Gerald. Her gigantic fur coat lay draped over the rocker like some animal sail. A small fire had been laid in the fireplace, and it glowed and crackled busily. The teapot was on the gas range in the kitchen, and one teacup stood on the counter, still waiting for water. He peered into the narrow hall which led to the bedroom.
“Mrs. Leighton?” Hall and bedroom both empty.
He was about to turn back to the kitchen when the mammoth chuckles began. They were large, helpless shakings of laughter, the kind that stays hidden for years and ages like wine. (There is also an Edgar A. Poe story about wine.)
The chuckles evolved into large bellows of laughter. They came from behind the door to the right of Gerald’s bed, the last door in the cottage. From the tool shed.
* * *
My balls are crawling like in grammar school the old bitch she’s laughing she found it the old fat she bitch goddamn her goddamn her goddamn her you old whore you’re doing that cause I’m out here you old she bitch whore you piece of shit
* * *
He went to the door in one step and pulled it open. She was sitting next to the small space-heater in the shed, her dress pulled up over oak-stump knees to allow her to sit cross-legged, and his manuscript was held, dwarfed, in her bloated hands.
Her laughter roared and racketed around him. Gerald Nately saw bursting colors in front of his eyes. She it-as a slug, a maggot, a gigantic crawling thing evolved in the cellar of the shadowy house by the sea. A dark bug that had swaddled itself in grotesque human form.
In the flat light from the one cobwebbed window her face became a hanging graveyard moon, pocked by the sterile craters of her eyes and the tagged earthquake rift of her mouth. “Don’t you laugh,” Gerald said stiffly.
“Oh Gerald,” she said, laughing all the same. “This is such a bad story. I don’t blame you for using a penname. It’s” she wiped tears of laughter from her eyes “it’s abominable!”
He began to walk toward her stiffly.
“You haven’t made me big enough, Gerald. That’s the trouble. I’m too big for you. Perhaps Poe, or Dostoyevsky, or Melville . . . but not you, Gerald. Not even under your royal pen-name. Not you. Not you. “She began to laugh again, huge racking explosions of sound.
“Don’t you laugh,” Gerald said stiffly.
* * *
The tool-shed, after the manner of Zola: wooden walls, which showed occasional chinks of light, surrounded rabbit-traps hung and slung in corners; a pair of dusty, unstrung snow-shoes: a rusty space heater showing flickers of yellow flame like cat’s eyes; Tales; 2 shovel; hedge clippers; an ancient green house coiled like a garter-snake; four bald tires stacked like doughnuts; a rust), Winchester rifle with no bolt; a two handed saw; a dusty work-bench covered with nails, screws, bolts, washers, two hammers, a plane, a broken level, a dismantled carburetor which one sat inside a 1949 Packard convertible; a 4 hp, air-compressor painted electric blue, plugged into an extension cord running back into the house.
* * *
“Don’t you laugh,” Gerald said again, but she continued to rock back and forth, holding her stomach and flapping the manuscript with her wheezing breath like a white bird. His hand found the rusty Winchester rifle and he pole-axed her with it.
* * *
Most horror stories are sexual in nature. I’m sorry to break in with this information, but feel I must in order to make the way clear for the grisly conclusion of this piece, which is (at least psychologically) a clear metaphor for fears of sexual impotence on in, part. Mrs. Leighton’s large mouth is symbolic of the vagina; the hose of the compressor is a penis. Her female bulk huge and overpowering is a mythic representation of the sexual fear that lives in every male, to a greater or lesser degree: that the woman, with her opening, is a devourer.
* * *
In the works of Edgar A. Poe, Stephen King, Gerald Nately, and others who practice this particular literary form, we are apt to find locked rooms, dungeons, empty mansions (all symbols of the womb); scenes of living burial (sexual impotence); the dead returned from the grave (necrophilia); grotesque monsters or human be ings (externalized fear of the sexual act itself); torture and/or murder (a viable alternative to the sexual act).
These possibilities are not always valid, but the post fried reader and writer must take them into consideration when attempting the genre.
Abnormal psychology has become a part of the human experience.
* * *
She made thick, unconscious noises in her throat as he whirled around madly, looking for an instrument; her head lolled brokenly on the thick stalk of her neck.
* * *
He seized the hose of the air-compressor.
“All right,” he said thickly. “All right, now. All right.”
* * *
bitch fat old bitch you’ve had yours not big enough is that right well you’ll be bigger you’ll be bigger still
* * *
He ripped her head back by the hair and rammed the hose into her mouth, into her gullet. She screamed around it, a sound like a cat.
* * *
Part of the inspiration for this story came from an old E. C. horror comic book, which I bought in a Lisbon Falls drugstore. In one particular story, a husband and wife murdered each other simultaneous in mutually ironic (and brilliant) fashion. He was very fat; she was very thin. He shoved the hose of an air compressor down her throat and blew her up to dirigible size.
On his way downstairs a booby-trap she had rigged fell on him and squashed him to a shadow.
Any author who tells you he has never plagiarized is a liar. A good author begins with bad ideas and improbabilities and fashions them into comments on the human condition.
In a horror story, it is imperative that the grotesque be elevated to the status of the abnormal.
* * *
The compressor turned on with a whoosh and a chug. The hose flew out of Mrs. Leighton’s mouth. Giggling and gibbering, Gerald stuffed it back in. Her feet drummed and thumped on the floor. The flesh of her checks and diaphragm began to swell rhythmically.
Her eyes bulged, and became glass marbles. Her torso began to expand.
* * *
here it is here it is you lousy louse are you big enough yet are you big enough
* * *
The compressor wheezed and racketed. Mrs. Leighton swelled like a beach ball. Her lungs became Straining blowfish.
* * *
Fiends! Devils’ dissemble no more! Here! Here! It is the beating of his hideous heart!
* * *
She seemed to explode all at once.
* * *
Sitting in a boil in hotel room in Bombay, Gerald re-wrote the story he had begun at the cottage on the other side of the world. The original title had been “The Hog.” After some deliberation he re titled it “The Blue Air Compressor.”
He had resolved it to his own satisfaction. There was a certain lack of motivation concerning the final scene where the fat old woman was murdered, but he did not see that as a fault. In “The Tell-Tale Heart,” Edgar A. Poe’s finest story, there is no real motivation for the murder of the old man, and that was as it should be. The motive is not the point.
* * *
She got very big just before the end: even her legs swelled up to twice their normal size. At the very end, her tongue popped out of her mouth like a party-favor.
* * *
After leaving Bombay, Gerald Nately went on to Hong Kong, then to Kowloon. The ivory guillotine caught his fancy immediately.
* * *
As the author, I can see only one correct omega to this story, and that is to tell you how Gerald Nately got rid of the body. He tore up the floor boards of the shed, dismembered Mrs. Leighton, and buried the sections in the sand beneath. When he notified the police that she had been missing for a week, the local constable and a State Policeman came at once. Gerald entertained them quite naturally, even offering them coffee. He heard no beating heart, but then–the interview was conducted in the big house.
On the following day he flew away, toward Bombay, Hong Kong, and Kowloon.

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The Dark Man
Stephen King
Published in “Ubris”, 1969 and later in “Moth”, 1970.

I have stridden the fuming way of sun-hammered tracks and smashed cinders; I have ridden rails and burned sterna in the gantry silence of hob jungles: I am a dark man.
I have ridden rails and passed the smugger of desperate houses with counterfeit chimneys and heard from the outside the inside clink of cocktail ice while closed doors broke the world – and over it all a savage sickle moon that bummed my eyes with bones of light.
I have slept in glaring swamps where musk-reek rose to mix with the sex smell of rotting cypress stumps where witch fire clung in sunken psycho spheres of baptism – and heard the suck of shadows where a gutted columned house leeched with vines speaks to an overhung mushroom sky.
I have fed dimes to cold machines in all night filling stations while traffic in a mad and flowing flame streaked red in six lanes of darkness, and breathed the cleaver hitchhike wind within the breakdown lane with thumb leveled and saw shadowed faces made complacent with heaters behind safety glass faces that rose like complacent moons in driven monster orbits.
And in a sudden jugular flash cold as the center of a sun I forced a girl in a field of wheat and left her sprawled with the virgin bread a savage sacrifice and a sign to those who creep in fixed ways:
I am a dark man.


Donovan’s Brain
Stephen King
Published in “Moth”, 1970

Shratt came on limping
obsessed
he tried to run down a little girl
and there was a drag of pain
in his left
kidney
**********
horror
**********
he signed checks with Donovan’s name
and made mad love with Donovan’s woman.
poor Shratt!
warped and sucked by desert wine
raped by the brain of that monstrous man
shadowed by his legless shadow
Shratt, driven by a thing
(you know about that Thing, don’t you?)
in an electric tank:
(AMPS-AMPS-AMPS-AMPS-)
demented paranoia
from “BEYOND THE GRAVE! !”
but the tragedy
was Shratt -oh,
I could weep for Shratt.


For The Birds
Stephen King
From “Bred Any Good Rooks Lately?”

Okay, this is a science fiction joke.
It seems like in 1995 or so the pollution in the atmosphere of London has started to kill off all the rooks. And the city government is very concerned because the rooks roosting on the cornices and the odd little crannies of the public buildings are a big attraction. The Yanks with their Kodak’s, if you get it. So they say, “What are we going to do?” They get a lot of brochures from places with climates similar to London’s so they can raise the rooks until the pollution problem is finally licked. One place with a similar climate, but low pollution count, turns to be Bangor, Maine. So they put an ad in the paper soliciting bird fanciers and talk to a bunch of guys in the trade.
Finally, they engage this one guy at the rate of $50,000 a year to raise rooks. They send an ornithologist over on the concord with two cases of rook eggs packed in these shatterproof cases – they keep the shipping compartment constantly heated and all that stuff.
So this guy has a new business – North American Rook Farms, Inc. He goes to work right off incubating new rooks so London will not become a rook less city. The only thing is, the London City Council is really impatient, and every day they send him a telegram that says: ” Bred Any Good Rooks lately? ”

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THE HARDCASE SPEAKS
STEPHEN KING
From “Contraband #2”

In fields and Christ less allies the Psalter is handed greedily around with purple bottles of cheap port punctuated by the sodium lightness glare of freights rising past hobo cinder gantries and pit less bramble hollows: Dukane, Grand Rapids, Cedar Forks, Harlow, Dover-Foxcroft, names from the back platform of the A-train so don’t gimme that shit don’t gimme that crap I’ll put the hoodoo on you, I can do it, it comes in a can in 1954 in a back alley behind a bar they found a lady cut in four pieces and written in her juice on the bricks above he had scrawled PLEASE STOP ME BEFORE I KILL AGAIN in letters that leaned and draggled so they called him The Cleveland Torso Murderer and never caught him, it figures all these liberals are brainless if you want to see jeans just peak into any alabaster gravel pit in Mestalinas all these liberals have hairy shirts Real life is in the back row of a 2nd run movie house in Utica, have you been there this guy with his hair greased back was drunk and getting drunker when I sat down and his face kept twisting; he cried I’m a goddamn stupid sonofabitch but doan choo try to tell me nothin I didn’t he might have come from Cleveland if the stars are right I can witch you I can make your hair fall out You don’t need hairy jeans to stand outside a Safeway store in Smalls Falls and watch a cloud under the high blue sky ripple the last shadows of summer over the asphalt parking lot two acres wide A real hack believes blackboards are true for myself I would turn them all soft like custard scoop them feed them to blackbirds save corn for murderers in huge and ancient Buicks sperm grows on seatcovers and flows upstream toward the sound of Chuck Berry once I saw a drunk in Redcliff and he had stuffed a newspaper in his mouth he jigged jubilantly around a two shadowed light pole I could gun you down with magic nose bullets.There are still drugstore saints Still virgins pedalling bikes with playing cards affixed to the rear spokes with clothespins. The students have made things up. The liberals have shit themselves and produced a satchelload of smelly numbers. Radicals scratch secret sores and pore over back numbers bore a little hole in your head sez I insert a candle light a light for Charlie Starkweather and let your little light shine shine shine play bebop buy styrofoam dice on 42nd street eat sno-cones and read Lois Lane Learn to do magic like me and we will drive to Princeton in an old Ford with four retread skins and a loose manifold that boils up the graphite stink of freshcooked exhaust we will do hexes with Budweiser pentagrams and old Diamond matchboxes chew some Red Man and let the juice down your chin when you spit sprinkle sawdust on weird messes buy some plastic puke at Atlantic City throw away your tape player and gobble Baby Ruths Go now. I think you are ready.

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Harrison State Park ’68
Stephen King
Published in “Ubris”, 1968

“All mental disorders are simply detective strategies for handling difficult life situations.” —Thomas Szasz

”And I feel like homemade shit.” —Ed Sanders

– Can you do it ?
She asked shrewdly
From the grass where her nylon legs
in gartered splendor
made motions.
– Can you do it ?
Ah!
What do I say?
What are the cools?
Jimmy Dean?
Robert Mitchum?
Soupy Sales?
Modern Screen Romances is a tent on the grass
Over a dozen condoms in a quiet box
and the lady used to say
(before she passed away)
– If you can’t be an athlete,
be an athletic supporter.
The moon is set.
A cloud scum has covered the stars.
A man with a gun has passed
this way
BUT –
we do not need your poets.
Progressed beyond them to
Sony
Westinghouse
Cousin Brucie
the Doors
and do I dare
mention Sonny and Cher ?
I remember Mickey Rooney
as Pretty Boy Floyd
and he was the shortest Pretty Boy Floyd
on record
coughing his enthusiastic
guts out in the last
reel.
We have not spilt the blood.
They have spilt the blood.
A little girl lies dead
On the hopscotch grid
No matter
– Can you do it?
She asked shrewdly
With her Playtex living bra
cuddling breasts
softer than a handful of wet Fig Newtons.
Old enough to bleed
Old enough to slaughter
The old farmer said
And grinned at the white
Haystack sky
With sweaty teeth
(radiation radiation
your grandchildren will be monsters)
I remember a skeleton
In Death Valley
A cow in the sunbleached throes of antiseptic death
and someone said:
– Someday there will be skeletons
on the median strip of the Hollywood Freeway
staring up at exhaust-sooty pigeons
amidst the flapping ruins of
Botany 500
call me Ishmael.
I am a semen.
– Can you do it?
She asked shrewdly
When the worms begin
their midnight creep
and the dew has sunk white to
milk the grass…
And the bitter tears
Have no ducts
The eyes have fleshed in.
Only the nose knows that
A loser is always the same.
There is a sharp report.
It slices the night cleanly
And thumps home with a tincan spannnng!
Against the Speed Limit sign down the road.
Laughter
The clean clear sound of a bolt levered back…
Silence…
Spannng!
“Aileen, if poachers poached peaches, would the
poachers peel the peaches to eat with poached eggs
poached before peaches?”
oh don’t
don’t
please touch me
but don’t
don’t
and I reach for your hand
but touch only the radiating live pencils
of your bones:
Can you do it?

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IN A HALF WORLD OF TERROR
Stephen King
First appeared in “Stories of Suspense”, a.k.a. “I Was A Teenage Graverobber” 1966

It was like a nightmare. Like some unreal dream that you wake up from the next morning. Only this nightmare was happening. Ahead of me I could see Rankin’s flashlight; a large yellow eye in the sultry summer darkness. I tripped over a gravestone and almost went sprawling. Rankin whirled on me with a hissed oath.
“Do you want to wake up the caretaker, you fool?”
I muttered a reply and we crept forward. Finally, Rankin stopped and shone the flashlight’s beam on a freshly chiseled gravestone.
On it, it read:

DANILE WHEATHERBY
1899 1962
He has joined his beloved wife in a better land.

I felt a shovel thrust into my hands and suddenly I was sure that I couldn’t go through with it. But I remembered the bursar shaking his head and saying, “I’m afraid we can’t give you any more time, Dan. You’ll have to leave today. If I could help in any way, I would, believe me …”
I dug into the still soft earth and lifted it over my shoulder. Perhaps fifteen minutes later my shovel came in contact with wood. The two of us quickly excavated the hole until the coffin stood revealed under Rankin’s flashlight. We jumped down and heaved the coffin up.
Numbed, I watched Rankin swing the spade at the locks and seals. After a few blows it gave and we lifted the lid. The body of Daniel Wheatherby looked up at us with glazed eyes. I felt horror gently wash over me. I had always thought that the eyes closed when one died.
“Don’t just stand there,” Rankin whispered, “it’s almost four. We’ve got to get out of here!”
We wrapped the body in a sheet and lowered the coffin back into the earth. We shoveled rapidly and carefully replaced the sod. The dirt we had missed was scattered.
By the time we picked up the white-sheeted body, the first traces of dawn were beginning to lighten the sky in the east. We went through the hedge that skirted the cemetery and entered the woods that fronted it on the west. Rankin expertly picked his way through it for a quarter of a mile until we came to the car, parked where we had left it on an overgrown and unused wagon track that had once been a road. The body was put into the trunk. Shortly thereafter, we joined the stream of commuters hurrying for the 6.00 train.
I looked at my hands as if I had never seen them before. The dirt under my fingernails had been piled up on top of a man’s final resting place not twenty-four hours ago. It felt unclean.
Rankin’s attention was directed entirely on his driving. I looked at him and realized that he didn’t mind the repulsive act that we had just performed. To him it was just another job. We turned off the main road and began to climb the twisting, narrow dirt road. And
then we came out into the open and I could see it, the huge rambling Victorian mansion that sat on the summit of the steep grade. Rankin drove around back and wordlessly up to the steep rock face of a bluff that rose another forty feet upward, slightly to the right of the house.
There was a hideous grinding noise and a portion of the hill large enough to carve an entrance for the car slid open. Rankin drove in and killed the engine. We were in a small, cube-like room that served as a hidden garage. Just then, a door at the far end slid open and a tall, rigid man approached us.
Steffen Weinbaum’s face was much like a skull; his eyes were deep-set and the skin was stretched so tautly over his cheekbones that his flesh was almost transparent.
“Where is it?” His voice was deep, ominous. Wordlessly, Rankin got out and I followed his lead. Rankin opened the trunk and we pulled the sheet-swaddled figure out. Weinbaum nodded slowly.
“Good, very good. Bring him into the lab.”

CHAPTER TWO

When I was thirteen, my parents were killed in an automobile crash. It left me an orphan and should have landed me in an orphan’s home. But my father’s will disclosed the fact that he had left me a substantial sum of money and I was self-reliant. The welfare people never came around and I was left in the somewhat bizarre role as the sole tenant of my own house at thirteen. I paid the mortgage out of the bank account and tried to stretch a dollar as far as possible.
By the time I was eighteen and was out of school, the money was low, but I wanted to go to college. I sold the house for $10,000.00 through a real estate buyer. In early September, the roof fell in. I received a very nice letter from Erwin, Erwin and Bradstreet, attorneys at law. To put it in layman’s language, it said that the department store at which my father had been employed had just got around to a general audit of their books. It seemed that there was $15,000.00 missing and that they had proof that my father had stolen it. The rest of the letter merely stated that if I didn’t pay up the $15,000.00 we’d got to court and they would try to get double the amount.
It shook me up and a few questions that should have stood out in my mind just didn’t register as a result. Why didn’t they uncover the error earlier? Why were they offering to settle out of court?
I went down to the office of Erwin, Erwin, & Bradstreet and talked the matter over. To make a long story short, I paid the sum there were asking, I had no more money.
The next day I looked up the firm of Erwin, Erwin & Bradstreet in the phone book. It wasn’t listed. I went down to their office and found a For Rent sign on the door. It was then that I realized that I had been conned like gullible kid which, I reflected miserably was what I was.
I bluffed my way through the first for months of college but finally they discovered that I hadn’t been properly registered. That same day I met Rankin at a bar. It was my first experience in a tavern. I had a forged driver’s license and I bough enough whiskey to get drunk. I figured that it would take about two straight whiskeys since I had never had anything but a bottle of beer now and then prior to that night.
One felt good, two made my trouble seem rather inconsequential. I was nursing my third when Rankin entered the bar. He sat on the stool next to me and looked attentively at me.
“You got troubles?” I asked rudely.
Rankin smiled. “Yes, I’m out to find a helper.”
“Oh, yeah?” I asked, becoming interested. “You mean you want to hire somebody?”
“Yes.”
“Well, I’m your man.” He started to say something and then changed his mind.
“Let’s go over to a booth and talk it over, shall we?”
We walked over to a booth and I realized that I was listing slightly. Rankin pulled the curtain.
“That’s better. Now, you want a job?”
I nodded.
“Do you care what it is?”
“No. Just how much does it pay?”
“Five hundred a job.”
I lost a little bit of the rosy fog that encased me. Something was wrong here. I didn’t like the way he used the word “job”.
“Who do I have to kill?” I asked with a humorless smile.
“You don’t’. But before I can tell you what it is, you’ll have to talk with Mister Weinbaum.”
“Who’s he?”
“A scientist.”
More fog evaporated. I got up.
“Uh-uh. No making a human guinea pig out of yours truly. Get yourself another boy.”
“Don’t be silly,” he said, “No harm will come to you.”
Against my better judgement, I said, “Okay, let’s go.”

CHAPTER 3

Weinbaum approached the subject of my duties after a tour of the house, including the laboratory. He wore a white smock and there was something about him that made me crawl inside. He sat down in the living room and motioned me into a seat. Rankin had disappeared. Weinbaum stared at me with fixed eyes and once again I felt a blast of icy coldness sweep over me.
“I’ll put it to you bluntly,” he said, “my experiments are too complicated to explain in any detail, but they concern human flesh. Dead human flesh.”
I was becoming intensely aware that his eyes burnt with flickering fires. He looked like a spider ready to engulf a fly, and this whole house was his web. The sun was striking fire to the west and deep pools of shadows were spreading across the room, hiding his face, but leaving the glittering eyes as they shifted in the creeping darkness.
He was still speaking. “Often, people bequeath their bodies to scientific institutes for study. Unfortunately, I’m only one man, so I have to resort to other methods.”
Horror leapt grinning from the shadows and across my mind there flitted the black picture of two men digging by the light of an uncertain moon. A shovel struck wood the noise chilled my soul.
I rose quickly.
“I think I can find my own way out, Mr. Weinbaum.”
He laughed softly. “Did Rankin tell you how much this job pays?”
“I’m not interested.”
“Too bad. I was hoping you could see it my way. It wouldn’t take a year before you would make enough money to return to college.”
I started, and got the uncanny feeling that this man was searching my soul.
“How much do you know about me? How did you find out?”
“I have my ways.” He chuckled again. “Will you reconsider?”
I hesitated.
“Shall we put it on a trial basis?” he asked softly. “I’m quite sure that we can both reach a mutual satisfaction.”
I got the eerie feeling that I was talking to the devil himself, that somehow I had been tricked into selling my soul.
“Be here at 8.00 sharp, the night after next,” he said.
That was how it started.
As Rankin and I laid the sheeted body of Daniel Whetherby on the lab table, lights flashed on behind sheeted oblongs that looked like glass tanks.
“Weinbaum ” I had dropped the title, Mister, without thinking, “I think ”
“Did you say something?” he asked, his eyes boring into mine. The laboratory seemed far away. There were only the two of us, sliding through a half-world peopled with horrors beyond the imagination. Rankin entered in a white smock coat and broke the spell by saying, “All ready, professor.”
At the door, Rankin stopped me. “Friday, at eight.”
A shudder, cold and terrible raced up my spine as I looked back. Weinbaum had produced a scalpel and the body was unsheeted. They looked at me strangely and I hurried out. I took the car and quickly drove down the narrow dirt road. I didn’t look back. The air was fresh and warm with a promise of budding summer. The sky was blue with fluffy white clouds fleeting along in the warm summer breeze. The night before seemed like a nightmare, a vague dream, that, as all nightmares, is unreal and transparent when the bright light of day shines upon it. But as I drove past the wrought iron gates of the Crestwood Cemetery I realized that this was no dream. Four hours ago my shovel had removed the dirt that covered the grave of Daniel Wheatherby.
For the first time a new thought occurred to me. What was the body of Daniel Wheatherby being used for at that moment? I shoved the thought into a deep corner of my mind and let out onto the go-pedal. The care screamed ahead I put my thoughts into driving, glad to put the terrible thing I had done out of my mind, for a short time, anyway.

CHAPTER FOUR

The California countryside blurred by as I tried for the maximum speed. The tyres sang on the curve and, as I came out of it, several things happened in rapid succession. I saw a panel truck crazily parked right on the broken white line, a girl of about eighteen running right toward my car, an older man running after her. I slammed on the brakes and they exploded like bombs. I jockeyed the wheel and the California sky was suddenly
under me. Then everything was right-side up and I realized that I had flipped right over and up. For a moment I was dazed, then a scream, shrill and high, piercing, slit my head.
I opened the door and sprinted toward the road. The man had the girl and was yanking her toward the panel truck. He was stronger than her and winning, but she was taking an inch of skin for every foot he made.
He saw me. “You stay out of this, buddy. I’m her legal guardian.”
I halted and shook the cobwebs out of my brain. It was exactly what he had been waiting for. He let go with a haymaker that got me on the corner of the chin and knocked me sprawling. He grabbed the girl and practically threw her into the cab.
By the time that I was on me feet he was around to the driver’s side and peeling out. I took a flying leap and made the roof just as he took off. I was almost thrown off, but I clawed through about five layers of paint to stay on. Then I reached through the open window and got him by the neck. He cursed and grabbed my hand.
He yanked, the truck spun crazily off the ledge of a steep embankment. The last thing I remember is the nose of the truck pointing straight down. Then my enemy saved my life by viciously yanking my arm. I tumbled off just as the truck plunged over the cliff. I landed hard, but the rock I landed on was harder. Everything slid away.
Something cool touched my brow as I cam to. The first thing I saw was the flashing red light on top of the official looking car parked by the embankment. I sat bolt upright and soft hands pushed me down. Nice hands, the hands of the girl who had landed me into this mess.
Then there was a Highway Patrolman over me and an official voice said, “The ambulance is coming. How do you feel?”
“Bruised,” I said and sat up again. “But tell the ambulance to go away. I’m all right.”
I tried to sound flippant. The last thing I needed after last nights `job’ was the police.
“How about telling me about it?” the policeman said, producing a notebook. Before I answered, I walked over to the embankment. My stomach flipped over backwards. The panel truck was nosedeep in California dirt and my sparring partner was turning that good California soil into a reddish mud with his own blood. He lay grotesquely, sprawled half in, half out of the cab. The photographers were getting their pictures. He was dead.
I turned back. The patrolman looked at me as if he expected me to throw up, but, after my new job, my stomach was admirably strong.
“I was driving out of the Belwood district,”I said, “I came around that curve …”
I told the rest of the story with the girl’s help. Just as I finished the ambulance came to a halt. Despite my protestations and those of my still-unnamed girl friend, we were hustled into the back.
Two hours later we had a clean bill of health from the patrolman and the doctors and we were requested to be witnesses at the inquest set for the next week.
I saw my car at the curb. It was a little worse for wear, but the flats had been replaced. There was a witnessed bill on the dash for a wrecker, tires, and clean-up squad! It came to about $250.00 half of the last night’s pay-check.
“You look preoccupied,” the girl said.
I turned to her. “Um, yeah. Well, we almost got killed together this morning, how about telling me your name and having lunch together?”
“Okay,” she said. “The name’s Vicki Pickford. Yours?”
“Danny,” I said unemotionally as we pulled away from the curb. I switched the subject rapidly. “What was going on this morning? Did I hear that guy say that he was your legal guardian?”
“Yes” she replied.
I laughed. “The name is Danny Gerad. You’ll get that out of the afternoon papers.”
She smiled gravely. “All right. He was my guardian. He was also a drunkard and an all-around crumb.”
Her cheeks flamed red. The smile was gone. “I hated him and I’m glad he’s dead.”
She gave me a sharp glance and for a moment I saw fear shine wetly in her eyes; then she recovered her self-control. We parked and ate lunch. Forty minutes later I paid the check out of my newly acquired cash and walked back out to the car.
“Where to?” I asked.
“Bonaventure Motel,” she said. “That’s where I’m staying.” She saw curiosity jump into my eyes and sighed, “All right, I was running away. My Uncle David caught up with me and tried to drag me back to the house. When I told him I wouldn’t go, he dragged me out to the truck. We were going around that curve when I wrenched the wheel out of his hands. Then you came along.” She closed up like a clam and I didn’t try to get any more out of her. There was something wrong about her story. I didn’t press her. I drove her into the parking lot and killed the engine.
“When can I see you again?” I asked. “A movie tomorrow?”
“Sure ,” she replied.
“I’ll pick you up at 7.30,” I said and drove out, thoughtfully pondering the events that had befallen me in the last twenty-four hours.

CHAPTER FIVE

When I entered the apartment the phone was ringing. I picked it up and Vicki, accident and the bright workaday world of suburban California faded into the half-world of phantom-people shadows. The voice that whispered coldly out of the receiver was Weinbaum’s.
“Troubles?” He spoke softly, but there was an ominous tone in his voice.
“I had an accident,” I replied.
“I read about it in the paper …” Weinbaum’s voice trailed off. Silence hung between us for a moment and then I said, “Does this mean you’re canning me?” I hoped that he would say yes; I didn’t have the guts to resign.
“No,” he said softly, “I just wanted to make sure that you didn’t reveal anything about the work you’re doing for me.”
“Well, I didn’t” I told him curtly.
“The night after this,” he reminded me, “At eight.” There was a click and then the dial tone. I shivered and hung up the receiver. I had the oddest feeling that I had just broken connection with the grave.
The next morning at 7.30 sharp, I picked up Vicki at the Bonaventure Motel. She was all decked out in an outfit that made her look stunning. I made a low whistle; she flushed prettily. We didn’t talk about the accident. The movie was good and we held hands part of the time, ate popcorn part of the time and kissed once or twice. All in all, a pleasant evening. The second feature was just drawing to the climax when an usher came down the aisle. He was stopping at every row and looked peeved. Finally, he stopped at ours. He swept the flashlight down the row and asked*
“Mr. Gerad? Daniel Gerad?”
“Yes” I asked, feeling guilt and fear run through me. “There’s a gentleman on the phone, sir. He says it’s a matter of life or death.” Vicki gave me a startled look and I followed the usher hurriedly. That let out the police. I mentally took stock of my only remaining relatives. Aunt Polly, Grandma Phibbs and my great-uncle Charlie. They were all healthy as far as I knew.
You could have knocked me over with a feather when I picked up the telephone and heard Rankin’s voice. He spoke rapidly and a raw note of fear was in his voice. “Get out
here, right now! We need ”
There were sounds of a a scuffle, a muffled scream, then a click and the empty dial tone. I hung, up and hurried back for Vicki. “Come on,” I said.
She followed without questioning me. At first I wanted to drive her back to the motel but the muffled scream made me decide that this was an emergency. I didn’t like either Rankin or Weinbaum, but I knew I would have to help them. We took off.
“What is it?” Vicki asked anxiously as I stamped on the go-pedal and let the car unwind.
“Look,” I said, “something tells me that you’ve got your secrets about your guardian. I’ve got some of my own. Please, don’t ask.”
She didn’t say another word.
I took possession of the passing lane. The speedometer climbed from seventy-five to eighty-five, kept rising and trembled on the verge of ninety. I pulled into the turnoff on two wheels and the car bounced, clung and exploded up the road.
Grim and gaunt against the overcast sky, I could see the house. I pulled the car to a stop and was out in a second.
“Wait here,” I cried over my shoulder to Vicki. There was a light on in the laboratory and I flung the door open. It was empty but ransacked. The place was a mess of broken test tubes, smashed apparatus, and, yes, bloodstains that trailed through the half-open door that led to the darkened garage. Then I noticed the green liquid that was flowing over the floor in sticky rivulets. For the first time I noticed that one of the several sheeted tanks had been broken. I walked over to the other three. The lights inside them were off and the sheets that draped them let by no hint of what might have been under them – or, for that matter, what was under them.
I had no time to see. I didn’t like the looks of blood, still fresh and uncoagulated, that led out of the front door into the garage. I swung open the door and entered the garage. It was dark and I didn’t know where the light switch was. I cursed myself for not bringing the flashlight that was in the glove compartment. I advanced a few steps and realized that there was a cold draft blowing against my face. I advanced toward it. The light from the lab threw a golden shaft of light along the garage floor, but it was next to nothing, in the Styngan blackness of the garage. All my childish fears of the dark returned. Once again I entered the realms of terror that only a child can know. I realized that the shadow that leered at me from out of the dark might not be dispelled by bright light. Suddenly, my right foot went down. I realized that the draft was coming from a stairway I had almost fallen down. For a moment I debated, then turned and hurried back through the lab and out to the car.

CHAPTER SIX

Vicki pounced on me as soon as I opened the door. “Danny, what are you doing here?”
Her tone of voice made me look at her. In the sickly yellow glow of the light her face was terrified.
“I’m working here,” I said shortly.
”At first I didn’t realize where we were,” she said softly. “I was only here once before.”
“You’ve been here?” I exclaimed. “When? ‘”Why?”
“One night,” she said quietly “I brought Uncle David his lunch. He forgot it.”
The name rang a bell. She saw me grasping for it. “My guardian,” she said. “Perhaps I’d better tell you the whole story. Probably, you know that people don’t get appointed guardians when they drink. Well, Uncle David didn’t always do those things. When my mother and father were killed in a train-wreck four years ago, my Uncle David was the kindest person you could imagine. The court appointed him my guardian until I came of age, with my complete support.”
For a moment she was quiet, living in memories and the expression that flitted rapidly through her eyes was not pretty. Then she went on.
“Two years ago the company be was working for as a night watchman folded up and my uncle was out of a job. He was out of work for almost half a year. We were getting desperate, with only unemployment checks to feed us and college looming up for me. Then he got a job. It was a good paying one and it brought in fabulous sums. I used to joke with him about the banks be robbed.
One night he looked at me and said, “Not banks.” I felt fear and guilt tap me on the shoulder with cold fingers. Vicki went on.
“He started to get mean. He started bringing home whisky and getting drunk. The times I asked him about his job he evaded me. One night he told me point-blank to mind my own business.”
“I watched him decay before my very eyes. Then one night he let a name slip – Weinbaum, Steffen Weinbaum. A couple of weeks later he forgot his midnight lunch. I looked up the name in the telephone book and took it out to him. He flew into the most terrible rage I have ever seen.”
“In the weeks that followed he was away more and more at this terrible house. One night, when he came home he beat me. I decided to run away. To me, the Uncle David I knew was dead. He caught me – and you came along.” She fell silent.
I was shaken right down to my boots. I had a very good idea what Vicki’s uncle did for a living. The time Rankin had signed me up coincided with the time Vicki’s guardian would have been cracking up. I almost drove away then, despite the wild shambles the lab was in, despite the secret stairway, despite the blood trail on the floor. But then a faraway, thin scream reached us. I thumbed the glove compartment button, and reached in, fumbled around and got the flashlight.
Vicki’s hand went to my arm “No, Danny. Please, Don’t. l know that there’s something terrible going on here. Drive away from it!”
The scream sounded again, this time fainter, and I made up my mind. I grabbed the flashlight. Vicki saw my intention. “All right, I’m coming with you.”
“Uh-uh,” I said. “You stay here. I’ve got a feeling that there’s something … loose out there. You stay here.”
She unwillingly sat back. I shut the door and ran back to the lab. I didn’t pause, but went back into the garage. The flashlight illuminated the dark hole where the wall had slid away to reveal the staircase. My blood pounding thickly in my temples, I ventured down into it. I counted the steps, shining the flashlight at the featureless walls, at the impenetrable darkness below. “Twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three ”
At thirty, the stairway suddenly became a short passage. I started cautiously along it, wishing that I had a revolver, or even a knife to make me feel a little less naked and vulnerable.
Suddenly a scream, terrible and thick with fear soon sounded in the darkness ahead of me. It was the sound of terror, the sound of a man confronted with something out of the deepest pits of horror. I broke into a run. As I ran I realized that the draft was blowing coldly against my face. I reasoned that the tunnel must come out in the outdoors. I stumbled over something.
It was Rankin, lying in a pool of his own blood, his eyes staring in glazed horror at the ceiling. The back of his head was bashed in. Ahead of me I heard a pistol shot, a curse, and another scream. I ran on and almost fell on my face as I stumbled over more stairs. I climbed and saw stairs framed vaguely in an opening screened with underbrush above me. I pushed it aside and came upon a startling tableau: a tall figure silhouetted against the sky that could only be Weinbaum, a revolver hanging in his hand, looking down at the shadowed ground. Even the starlight was blotted out as the hanging clouds that had parted briefly, closed together again.
He heard me and wheeled quickly, his eyes glazing like red lanterns in the dark.
“Oh, it’s you Gerad.”
“Rankin’s dead.” I told him.
“I know.” he said, “You could have prevented it if you had come a little quicker”
“Now just hold on,” I said, becoming angry. “I hurried ”
I was cut off by a sound that has hounded me through nightmares ever since, a hideous mewing sound, like that of some gigantic rat in pain. I saw calculation, fear, and finally decision flicker across Weinbaum’s face in a matter of seconds. I fell back in terror.
“What is it?” I choked. He casually shone the light down into the pit, for all his affected casualness, I noticed that his eyes were averted by something. The thing mewed again and I felt another spasm of fear. I craned to see what horror lay in that pit, the horror that made even Weinbaum scream in abject terror. And just before I saw, a horrible wall of terror rose and fell from the vague outline of the house.
Weinbaum jerked his flashlight from the pit and shone it in my face.
“Who was that? Whom did you bring up here?”
But I had my own flashlight trained as I ran through the passage way, Weinbaum close behind. I had recognized the scream. I had heard it before, when a frightened girl almost ran into my car as she fled her maniac of a guardian.
Vicki!

CHAPTER SEVEN

I heard Weinbaum gasp as we entered the lab. The place was swimming in the green, liquid. The other two cases were broken! I didn’t pause, but ran past the shattered, empty cases and out the door. Weinbaum did not follow me.
The car was empty, the door on the passengers side open. I shone my light over the ground. Here and there were footprints of a girl wearing high heels, a girl who had to be Vicki. The rest of the tracks were blotted out by a monstrous something I hesitate to call it a track. It was more as if something huge had dragged itself into the woods. Its hugeness was testified, too, as I noticed the broken saplings and crushed underbrush.
I ran back into the lab where Weinbaum was sitting, face pale and drawn, regarding the three shattered empty tanks. The revolver was on the table and I grabbed it and made for the door.
“Where do you think you’re going with that?” he demanded, rising.
“Out to hunt for Vicki,” I snarled. “And if she’s hurt or ” I didn’t finish. I hurried out into the velvet darkness of the night. Gun in hand, flashlight in the other, I plunged into the woods, following the trail blazed by something that I didn’t want to think about. The vital question that burned in my mind was whether it had Vicki or was still trailing her. If it had her… My question was answered by a piercing scream not too far away from me.
Faster now, I ran and suddenly burst into a clearing. Perhaps it is because I want to forget, or perhaps it is only because the nigh was dark and beginning to become foggy, but I can only remember how Vicki caught sight of my flashlight, ran to me, buried her head against my shoulder and sobbed.
A huge shadow moved toward me, mewing horribly, driving me almost mad with terror. Stumblingly, we fled from the horror in the dark, back toward the comforting lights of the lab, away from the unseen terror that lurked in the dark. My fear-crazed brain was putting two and two together and coming up with five. The three cases had contained three something from the darkest pits of a twisted mind. One had broken loose. Rankin and Weinbaum had been after it. It had killed Rankin, but Weinbaum had trapped it in the concealed pit. The second one was floundering in the woods now and I suddenly remembered that whatever-it-was, was huge and that it had a hard time lifting itself along. Then I realized that it had trapped Vicki in a gully. It had started down easy enough! But getting up? I was almost positive that it couldn’t.
Two were out of commission. But where was the third? My question was answered very suddenly but a scream from the lab. And … mewing.

CHAPTER EIGHT

We ran up to the lab door and threw it open. It was empty. The screams and the terrible mewing sounds came from the garage. I ran through, and ever since have been glad that Vicki stayed in the lab and was spared the sight that had wakened me from a thousand awful nightmares.
The lab was darkened and all that I could make out was a huge shadow moving sluggishly. And the screams! Screams of terror, the screams of a man faced with a monster from the pits of hell. It mewed horribly and seemed to pant in delight.
My hand moved around for a light switch. There, I found it! Light flooded the room, illuminating a tableau of horror that was the result of the grave thing I had performed, I and the dead uncle.
A huge, white maggot twisted on the garage floor, holding Weinbaum with long suckers, raising him towards its dripping, pink mouth from which horrid mewing sounds came. Veins, red and pulsating, showed under its slimy flesh and millions of squirming tiny maggots – in the blood vessels, in the skin, even forming a huge eye that stared out at me. A huge maggot, made up of hundreds of millions of maggots, the feasters on the dead flesh that Weinbaum had used so freely.
In a half-world of terror I fired the revolver again and again. It mewed and twitched.
Weinbaum screamed something as he was dragged inexorably toward the waiting mouth. Incredibly, I made it out over the hideous sound that the creature was making.
“Fire it! In the name of heaven, fire it!”
Then I saw the sticky pools of green liquid which had trickled over the floor from the laboratory. I fumbled for my lighter, got it and frantically thumbed it. Suddenly I remembered that I had forgotten to put a flint in. I reached for matches, got one and fired the others.
I threw the pack just as Weinbaum screamed his last. I saw his body through the translucent skin of the creature, still twitching as thousands of maggots leeched onto it. Retching, I threw the now flaring matches into the green ooze. It was flammable, just as I had thought. It burst into bright flames. The creature was twisted into a horrid ball of pulsing, putrid flesh.
I turned and stumbled out to where Vicki stood, shaking and white faced.
“Come on!” I said, “Let’s get out of here! The whole place is going to go up!” We ran out to the car and drove away rapidly.

CHAPTER NINE

There isn’t too much left to say. I’m sure that you have all read about the fire that swept the residential Belwood District of California, leveling fifteen square miles of woods and residential homes. I couldn’t feel too badly about that fire. I realize that hundreds might have been killed by the gigantic maggot-things that Weinbaum and Rankin were breeding. I drove out there after the fire. The whole place was smoldering ruins. There was no discernable remains of the horror that we had battled that final night, and, after some searching, I found a metal cabinet. Inside there were three ledgers.
Once of them was Weinbaum’s diary. I clears up a lot. It revealed that they were experimenting on dead flesh, exposing it to gamma rays. One day they observed a strange thing. The few maggots that had crawled over the flesh were growing, becoming a group.
Eventually they grew together, forming three separate large maggots. Perhaps the radioactive bomb had speed up the evolution. I don’t know.
Furthermore, I don’t want to know. In a way, I suppose, I assisted in Rankin’s death; the flesh of the body whose grave I had robbed had fed perhaps the very creature that had killed him.
I live with that thought. But I believe that there can be forgiveness. I’m working for it. Or, rather, we’re working for it. Vicki and I. Together.

THE END

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IN THE KEY CHORD OF DAWN
STEPHEN KING
first appeared in Contraband#2 Onan 1971

In the key-chords of dawn all waters are depthless.
The fish flash recalls
timberline clefts where water
pours between the rocks of frost.
We live the night and wait
for the day dream
(we fished the Mississippi with
Norville as children
catching mostly crawdaddies from
the brown silk water)
when we say “love is responsibility”;
our poles are adrift in a sea of compliments.
Now you fish for me and I for you.
The line, the red bobber, the worm on the hook: the fishing more
than the
eating: bones and scales and gutting knife make a loom of
complexity so we are
forced to say “fishing is responsibility”
and put away our poles.

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Jhonathan and the Witches
Stephen King
From First Words 1993, King wrote this in 1956

Once upon a time there was a boy named Jhonathan. He was smart, handsome, and very brave. But, Jhonathan was cobblers son.
One days his father said, “Jhonathan, you must go and seek your fortune. You are old enough.”
Jhonathan, being a smart boy knew he better ask the king for work. So, he set out.
On the way, he met a rabbit who was a fairy in disguise. The scared thing was being pursued by hunters and jumped into Jhonathans arms. When the hunters came up Jhonathan pointed excitedly and shouts, “That way, that way !”
After the hunters had gone, the rabbit turned into a fairy and said, “you have helped me. I will give you three wishes. What are they?”
But Jhonathan could not think of anything, so the fairy agreed to give him when he needed them. So Jhonathan kept walking until he made the kingdom without incident.
So he went to the king and asked for work. But, as luck would have it, the king was in a very bad mood that day. So he vented his mood on Jhonathan.
“Yes there is something you can do. On yonder Mountain there are three witches. If you can kill them, I will give you 5,000 crowns. If you cannot do it I will have your head! You have 20 days.” With this he dismissed Jhonathan.
“Now what am I to do?”, thought Jhonathan. Well I shall try. The he remembered the three wishes granted him and set out door the mountain.

* * *

Now Jhonathan was at the mountain and was just going to wish for a knife to kill the witch, when he heard a voice in his ear, “The first witch cannot be pierced. The second witch cannot be pierced or smothered. The third cannot be pierced, smothered and is invisible.”
With this knowledge Jhonathan looked about and saw no one. Then he remembered the fairy, and smile.
He then went in search of the first witch. At last he found her. She was in a cave near the foot of the mountain, and was a mean looking hag. He remembered the fairy words, and before the witch could do anything but give him an ugly look, he wished she should be smothered. And Lo! It was done.
Now he went higher in search of the second witch. There was a second cave higher up. There he found the second witch. He was about to wish her smothered when he remembered she could not be smothered. And the before the witch could do anything but give him an ugly look, he had wished her crushed. And Lo! It was done.
Now he had only to kill the third witch and he would have the 5,000 crowns. But on the way up, he was plagued with thoughts of how?
Then he hit upon a wonderful plan.
Then he saw the last cave. He waited outside the entrance until he heard the witches footsteps. He then picked up a couple of big rocks and wishes.
He the wished the witch a normal women and Lo! She became visible and then Jhonathan struck her head with the rocks he had.
Jhonathan collected his 5,000 crowns and he and his father lived happily ever after.

The End

STEPHEN
KING
Keyholes

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The Leprechaun
By Stephen King

Incomplete novel King was writing for his son Owen in 1983. King had written several pages of the story in longhand in a notebook and then transcribed them. While on a trip to California, he wrote about 30 more pages of the story in the same notebook, which was lost off the back of his motorcycle (somewhere in coastal New Hampshire) on a trip from Boston to Bangor. He mentioned that he could reconstruct what was lost, but had not gotten around to it (as of June, 1983). The only part that still exists today is the 5 typescript pages that had been transcribed. The 5 pages, plus a 3- page cover letter to a senior editor at Viking are now owned by a King collector.

Once upon a time–which is how all the best stories start– a little boy named Owen was playing outside his big red house. He was pretty bored because his big brother and big sister, who could always think of things to do, were in school. His daddy was working, and his mom was sleeping upstairs. She asked him if he would like a nap, but Owen didn’t really like naps. He thought they were boring.
He played with his G.I. Joe men for awhile, and then he went around to the back and swung on the swing for awhile. He gave the tetherball a big hit with his first–ka-bamp!–and watched the rope wind up as the ball went around and around the pole. He saw his big sister’s softball bat lying in the grass and wished Chris, the big boy who sometimes came to play with him, was there to throw him a few pitches. But Chris was in school too. Owen walked around the house again. He thought he would pick some flowers for his mother. She liked flowers pretty well.
He got around to the front of the house and that was when he saw Springsteen in the grass. Springsteen was his big sister’s new cat.
Owen liked most cats, but he didn’t like Springsteen much. He was big and black, with deep green eyes that seemed to see everything. Every day Owen had to make sure that Springsteen wasn’t trying to eat Butler. Butler was Owen’s guinea pig. When Springsteen thought no one was around, he would jump up on the shelf where Butler’s big glass cage was and stare in through the screen on top with his hungry green eyes. Springsteen would sit there, all crouched down, and hardly move at all. Springsteen’s tail
would wag back and forth a little, and sometimes one of his ears would flick a bit, but that was all. I’ll get in there pretty soon, you cruddy little guinea pig, Springsteen seemed to say. And when I get you, I’ll eat you! Better believe it! If guinea pigs say prayers, you better say yours! Whenever Owen saw Springsteen the cat up on Butler’s shelf, he would make him get down. Sometimes Springsteen put his claws out (although he knew better than to try to put them in Owen) and Owen imagined the black cat saying, You caught me this time, but so what? Big deal! Someday you won’t! And then, yum! yum! dinner is served! Owen tried to tell people that Springsteen wanted to eat Butler, but nobody believed him.
“Don’t worry, Owen,” Daddy said, and went off to work on a novel that’s what he did for work.
“Don’t worry, Owen,” Mommy said, and went off to work on a novel-because that was what she did for work, too.
“Don’t worry, Owen” Big Brother said, and went off to watch The Tomorrow People on TV.
“You just hate my cat!” Big sister said, and went off to play The Entertainer on the piano.
But no matter what they said, Owen knew he’d better keep a good old eye on Springsteen, because Springsteen certainly did like to kill things. Worse, he liked to play with them before he killed them. Sometimes Owen would open the door in the morning and there would be a dead bird on the doorstep. Then he would look further, and there would be Springsteen crouched on the porch rail, the tip of his tail switching slightly and his big green eyes looking at Owen, as if to say: Ha! I got another one… and you couldn’t stop me, could you? Then Owen would ask permission to bury the dead bird. Sometimes his mommy or daddy would help him.
So when Owen saw Springsteen on the grass of the front lawn, all ouched down with his tail twirching, he thought right away that the cat might be playing with some poor, hurt little animal. Owen forgot about picking flowers for his mom and ran over to see what Springsteen had caught.
At first he thought Springsteen didn’t have anything at all. Then the cat leaped, and Owen heard a very tiny scream from the grass. He saw something green and blue between Springsteen had was shrieking and trying to get away. And now Owen saw something else-little spots of blood on the grass.
“No!” Owen shouted. “Get away, Springsteen!” The cat flattened his ears back and turned towards the sound of Owen’s voice. His big green eyes glared. The green and blue thing between Springsteen paws squiggled and wiggled and got away. I started to run and Owen saw it was a person, a little tiny man wearing a green hat made out of a leaf. The little man looked back over his shoulder, and Owen saw how scared the little guy was. He was no bigger than the mice Springsteen sometimes killed in their big dark cellar. The little man had a cut down one of his cheeks from one of
Springsteen’s claws. Springsteen hissed at Owen and Owen could almost hear him say: “Leave me alone, he’s mine and I’m going to have him!”
Then Springsteen jumped for the little man again, just as quick as a cat can jump-and if you have a cat of your own, you’ll know that is very fast. The little man in the grass tried to dodge away, but he didn’t quite make it, Owen saw the back of the little man’s shirt tear open as Springsteen’s claws ripped it apart. And, I am sorry to say, he saw more blood and heard the little man cry out in pain. He went tumbling in the grass. His little leaf hat went flying.
Springsteen got ready to jump again.
“No, Springsteen, no!” Owen cried. “Bad cat!”
He grabbed Springsteen. Springsteen hissed again, and his needlesharp teeth sank into one of Owen’s hands. It hurt worse than a
doctor’s shot. “Ow!” Owen yelled, tears coming to his eyes. But he didn’t let go of Springsteen. Now Springsteen started clawing at Owen, but Owen would not let go. He ran all the way to the driveway with Springsteen in his hands. Then he put Springsteen down.
“Leave him alone, Springsteen!” Owen said, and, trying to think of the very worst thing he could, he added: “Leave him alone or I’ll put you in the Oven and bake you like a pizza!”
Springsteen hissed, showing his teeth. His tail switched back and forth-not just the tip now but the whole thing.
“I don’t care if you are mad!” Owen yelled at him. He was still crying a little, because his hands hurt as if he had put them in the fire. They were both bleeding, one from Springsteen biting him and one from Springsteen clawing him. “You can’t kill people on our lawn even if they are little!”
Springsteen hised again and backed away. Okay, his mean green eyes seemed to say. Okay for this time. Next time… we’ll see! Then he turned and ran away. Owen hurried back to see it the little man was all right.
At first he thought the little man was gone. Then he saw the blood on the grass, and the little leaf hat. The little man was nearby, lying
on his side. The reason Owen hadn’t been able to see him at first was the little man’s shirt was the exact color of the grass. Owen
touched him gently with his finger. He was terribly afraid the little man was dead. But when Owen touched him, the little man
groaned and sat up.
“Are you all right?” Owen asked.
The fellow in the grass made a face and clapped his hands to his ears. For a moment Owen thought Springsteen must have hurt the
little guy’s head as well as his back, and then he realized that his voice must sound like thunder to such a small person. The little
man in the grass was not much longer than Owen’s thumb. This was Owen’s first good look at the little fellow he had rescued, and
he saw right away why the little man had been so hard to find again. His green shirt was not just the color of grass; it was grass.
Carefully woven blades of green grass. Owen wondered how come they didn’t turn brown.

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Silence
Stephen King
Published in “Moth”, 1970

Nothing
but the insect whine of
chemicals moving between
refrigerator walls:
the mind becomes CONFESSIONAL
(enamel)
murder
lurks
I stand with books in hand
the feary silence of fury
waiting
for the furnace to kick on


Skybar
by Brian Hartz & Stephen King

The following story was written from a contest with Doubleday books to promote the 1982 “Do it Yourself Bestseller” book edited by Tom Silberkleit and Jerry Biederman. There were many authors featured in the book, including Belva Plain and Isaac Asimov. Each writer provided the beginning and ending to a story. It was up to the reader to provide the middle, hence the name “Do It Yourself Bestseller.” As part of the promotion, Doubleday books held a national contest to see who could write the best middle portion. Each winner was chosen by the individual writer – in this case, Stephen King. Brian Hartz was 18 at the time it was written. This story contains strong language and material that may be unsuitable for younger readers.

There were twelve of us when we went in that night, but only two of us came out – my friend Kirby and me. And Kirby was insane.
All of the things I’m going to tell you about happened twelve years ago. I was eleven then, in the sixth grade. Kirby was ten and in the
fifth. In those days, before gas shot up to $1.40 a gallon or more (as I recall the best deal in town was at Dewey’s Sunoco, where
you could get hi-test for 31.9 cents, plus double S&H Green stamps), Skybar Amusement Park was still a growing concern; its
great double Ferris wheel turned endlessly against a summer sky, and you could hear the great, grinding mechanical laugh of the funhouse clown even at my house, five miles inland, when the wind was right
Yeah, Skybar was the place to go, all right – you could blast away with the .22 of your choice at Pop Dupree’s Dead Eye Shootin’ Gallery, you could ride the Whip until you puked, wander into the, mirror Labyrinth, or look at the Adults Only freak tent and wonder
what was in there…you especially wondered when the people came out, white-faced, some of the women crying, or hysterical. Brant
Callahan said it was all just a fake, whatever it was, but sometimes I saw the doubt even in Brant’s tough gray eyes.
Then, of course, the murders started, and eventually Skybar was shut down. The double Ferris stood frozen against the sky, and the
only sound the mechanical clown’s mouth produced was the lunatic hooting of the sea breeze. We went in, the twelve of us, and. . .but
I’m getting ahead of myself. It began just after school let out that June; it began when Randy Stayner, a seventh-grader from the
junior high school, was thrown from the highest point of the SkyCoaster. I was there that day – Kirby was with me, in fact – and
we both heard his scream as he came down. It was one of the strangest ways for a person to die – the shadowed Ferris wheel turned in the sunlight, the bumper cars honked and sparked the roof and walls of Spunky’s Dodge ‘Em, the carousel spun wildly to the rise and fall of horses and lions, and the steady beat of its repeating tune echoed throughout the park. A man balancing his screaming son in one hand, ice cream cones in the  other, little kids with cotton candy racing to see who’s first to get on Sandee’s Spinning Sombrero, and in the midst of all the peaceful confusion, Randy Stayner performing a one-time solo swan dive 100 feet into the solid steel tracks of the SkyCoaster. For a while, I wasn’t all too sure the people around me weren’t thinking it was just an act – a Saturday afternoon performance by a skilled diver. When blood and bone hit, however, it was clear the act was over. And then, as if to clear the whole thing up with a final attempt to achieve his original goal, he rolled lazily over the bottom rails of the SkyCoaster into the brown murky water of Skybar Pond, swirls of red and grey following him. The SkyCoaster was shut down the day of Randy’s dive, and
despite weeks of dragging the pond’s bottom, his body was never found. Authorities concluded that his remains had drifted under a
sandbar or some unmarked passageway, and all search ceased after four weeks.
Skybar lost a lot of customers after that. Most people were afraid to go there, and other businesses in the town began to boom
because of it. In fact, Starboard Cinema, which showed horror movies to an audience of four or five during the parks better days
now showed repeats of “I was a Teen Age Werewolf” to sell-out crowds. More and more, people drifted away from Skybar until it
was shut down for good. It was during those last few weeks that the worst accidents started happening. A morning worker, reaching under a car on the Whip for a paper cup, caught his arm on the supporting bar between two clamps just as a faulty circuit started the machine. He was crushed between two cars. Another worker was fixing a bottom rail on the Ferris wheel when a 500 pound car dropped off the top and smeared him onto the asphalt below. These and several other rides were shut down, and when the only thing left open was Pop Dupree’s .22 gallery and the Adults Only freak tent, the spark ran out of Skybar’s amusement, and it was forced to shut down after its third year in operation.
It had only been closed for two months when Brant Callahan came up with his plan that night. We were in a group of five camping in
back of John Wilkenson’s dad’s workshop, in a single five-man Sportsman pup tent illuminated by four flashlights shining on back
issues of Famous Detective Stories, when he stood up (or rather scufffled on his knees, due to the height of the tent) and proposed
we all do something to separate the pussies from the men. I tossed aside my Mystery of the Haunted Hearse, leaned teach in the glow of Dewey Howardson’s light, and squinted halfway at the hulking shadow crouching by the double-flap zipper door. No one
else appeared to pay any attention to him.
“Come on, lard-asses!” he shouted. “Are ya all just going to sit around playing Dick-fucking-Tracy all night?”
Kirby slapped at the bugs attacking his glowing arm and looked from Brant, to me, to the rest of the guys still gazing with mild interest at their Alfred Hitchcock tales of suspense, unaware of any other activities going on in their presence. I gazed at my watch. It
was 11:30.
“What the hell are you raving about, Brant?” His face came to life now that he was being noticed, and he looked at me with great
excitement, like some dumb little kid who was about to tell some terrible secret and was getting the great flood of details together to
form a top-confidential plan.
“The SkyCoaster.”
Dewey looked over the top of his magazine and shot Brant a look of mild interest.
“Skybar’s SkyCoaster?”
“‘Course, ya damn idiot. What other roller coaster ya gonna find in Starboard? Now the way I figger it, we could make it over the
barbed wire and inside to the SkyCoaster easy enough.”
“What the fuck for?” I asked. Brant was always pulling stunts like this, and it was no telling what the crazy bastard was up to this
time. I remember one year when we were out smashing coins on the BY&W tracks by Harrow’s Point, Brant got tired of watching
trains run over his pennies and dimes and dared us to take on a real challenge. Whenever Brant came up with a real challenge, you
could almost always count on calling up the You Asked For It or Ripleys Believe It or Not crews for live coverage. Not that the challenge was anything like that man from Brazil who swallowed strips of razor blades, or that fat lady from Ohio who balanced fire
sticks on her forehead – Brant’s dares were far more challenging than those. And, as young volunteers from his reluctant audience,
we were obligated to take part in them or kiss our reputation for bravery goodbye.
Brant reached into his pants pocket that day and pulled out a small cardboard box wrapped tightly with a red rubber band.
Unwrapping it, he revealed four or five shiny copper bullets, the kind I used to see on reruns of Mannix when Mike Conners would
stop blasting away at crime rings long enough to load up his revolver again. They were different from T.V., though. On the tube
they appeared to be no more than tiny pieces of dull plastic jammed into a Whamco Cap Pistol. In front of me then, they sat mystically in Brant’s hand, the shells glittering bright rays of light in the late afternoon sun, the tip of greyish lead heavily refusing to
reflect any light at all. Then Brant clapped them all together in a fist and headed up the bank toward the tracks. I started after him, half expecting him to wheel out a gun for them at any minute, hoping he was just going to relieve himself rather than starting to open fire on something, or trying some other dangerous stunt. It was dangerous, as it turned out, but I didn’tsay anything. I just stood there by the rails, taking a plug off the chewingtobacco Dewey brought along, my mind watching from some faraway place as he set them up single file on the left rail.
“The train wheels should set ‘em off the second they hit,” he smiled smugly, eagerly forming his plan. “All we have to do is stand here
by the rails until they do. How’s that for a challenge, huh? Oh, and the first one to jump is pussy of the year.”
I didn’t say anything. but I thought a lot about it. About how stupid it was, how dangerous it was, and how weird a persons brain had
to be to think things like that up. I thought about how I should bug out right then, just yell “Screw you, Brant!” and take off for home.
But that would have made me green. And if it was one thing we all had to show each other back then, it was that we were no cowards.
So there we were, Brant, John, Dewey, me, and Kirby, although Kirby wouldn’t set foot near the tracks, bullets or no bullets, with a
train coming (he began to conveniently get sick on the tobacco and had to lie down). We lined up next to the rails, determination in
our eyes as the bullets gleamed in front of us. John was the first one to hear the train, and as we stepped closer to Brant’s orders, I
could hear him softly muttering a short prayer over and over to himself. Dewey stood on the far right side of me, the last person in
our Fearless Freddy Fan Club Then the first heavy rumbling of the cars came, John reeled as it got louder, and I thought surely he was going to collapse over the tracks, but he didn’t, and we all stood still as the train came on. The churning squeak of the wheels hit our ears, and I stared blankly at the bullets in front of us, thinking how small they seemed under the wheels of the 4:40. But the more I looked, the larger they began to appear, until it seemed they were almost the size of cannonballs. I shut my eyes and prayed with John.
In the distance. the whistle rang out a terrifyingly loud Hooooo-HOO Hoooo, and I was sure it was on top of us, sure that I would
feel the cracks of lead pounding in my ears any second, feel the hot metal in my legs. Then the steady thud-thud-thud of its wheels
grinding closer bit into my ears, and I screamed. turned, and fell down the slope to where the black gravel ended and the high
meadowy grass began. I ran and didn’t stop or look back until I was what felt like at least a mile away, and then collapsed in the
stickery high grass, my hands and knees filling with sharp pain. Behind me, five or six bullets roared into the air consecutively, and
I wondered vaguely how Mike Conners could stand such a loud sound every time he squeezed the trigger. My ears filled up with a
steady EEEEEEEEEEE, and I lay back in the grass, my hair full of stickers, my pride full of shame.
Then Kirby was in front of me, telling me I was all right. I sat up in the grass, and down the hm about ten or fifteen feet from me,
Brant, Dewey, and John sat puffing loudly, laughing, out of breath. The air filled with smoke and I collapsed again into the high sea of
shrub and stickers, feeling fine. Brant admitted time after time that we were all brave for going along with him that day, but he never brought up the fact that we all had run away, he and Dewey in the lead. Somewhere in my mind, the fact appeared to me that somewhere in Brant, his ego ended and his brains began. That’s why I listened along with the others, and why we all wound up going with him that night when he began scheming up another mastermind stunt.
“First we make it over the fence. When we do, we head for the SkyCoaster. Here’s the trick: we’ll all meet in the station and start
up the tracks – not the wooden beams – the tracks, and, in single file, climb to the King drop, then back down.”
“You’re fuckin nuts, Brant.”
“Maybe. But at least I’m not fuckin’ pussy.”
“Who’s pussy?” I asked, pulling my Converse All-Star tennis shoes on.
“You in?” asked Kirby, his lower jaw shaking. It was almost like that shaking jaw and those glassy, scared deer eves of his were trying to pull me back, to help me forget about the dare and get back to reading another chapter in Amazing Detective Stories – as if that once shaking jaw were a sonar, bouncing off waves of detection and coming up with the same reading: Dangerous Barrier Ahead.
“Don’t be ridiculous, Kirb. ‘Course I’m goin”‘ I shot a glance at John and Dewey, who both gave me nods of bravery and confidence, mixed highly with regrets of Brant’s ever being with us that night. We left the flashlights on in the tent in case John’s dad peeked out the back windows of his house to check on us. It turned out he never did.
Skybar can be pretty damn dark at night with no lights on. Few people know that like I do since most have only seen it in the daytime with sunlight bouncing off of the metal roofs of Pop Dupree’s and the Adults Only freak tent or at night with the magical lights blazing lazily around on the Ferris wheel and bulbs flashing crazily in single file, creating a racing form of neon display up and down the hills of the 100 foot high SkyCoaster. There were no lights that night, however. No lights, no moon, no light clouds, zilchamundo. Brant had stopped on the way to pick up a couple of his friends from the White Dragons. The Dragons were a street gang that held a high position in thc field of respect with all wise kids back then, and luckily they brought spare flashlights, matches for their cigarettes, and 5-inch steel Randell switchblades (in case some maniacal drunk or thug was claiming the park space as a home base for his  operations). Both of the White Dragon members appeared to be gods in the eyes of all of us that evening – their hair slicked back to their scalps James Dean style, black leather jackets with pale, fire breathing dragons on them, a general air of confidence and security beaming off them as if they were more protective beacons for us than general good company joining us in the daredevil fun.
Five more members of the Dragons were to meet us after a field party they were having up on Grange’s Point. Brant hadn’t let us in
on that fact at first, but when I found out they were supposed to meet us at the front gate at 12:30. more confidence rose in me, and
it began to feel more like we were heading toward a late game of craps or penny ante poker instead of a 100 foot climb on slick
poles. What we didn’t know was that they were practically carrying the party with them, each with a bottle of Jack Daniel’s Black
label, or Southern Comfort, or Everclear, and each was singing in rackety unison the agonizing 75th stanza to “99 Bottles of Beer.”
Excitement heaved up my chest to my throat as we approached the outer gate, and I can still remember how mystic and strange the
park looked in the dark night air. The chain fence stretched onward in both directions to what seemed infinity, sealing us out from its
unknown hidden powers, and I recall that it almost seemed that it was shielding Skybar inside, preventing it from wielding its wrath
on the innocent people living outside its domain. Once you crossed the barrier, however, there was no turning back. Here was where
the two worlds divided, and the choice was made – pussy or man. Everybody was anxious to get inside the park’s gates to prove
where he stood. With the gang you felt cold and nervous while awaiting the wrath of whatever might be lurking inside-but outside,
the chances of surviving any lurking danger alone made you even more nervous- jittery enough to crawl up into a ball and piss your
pants at every crack of a twig. So, you see, it’s not that we all wanted to go inside. But even if we were scared to death of climbing the cold rails of the SkyCoaster, staying alone while the rest of the bunch climbed over and ventured inside was even worse than the original dare itself. Surprisingly enough, Kirby was the first one up the fence to lay his jacket across the barbed wire and hop to the soft asphalt of Skybar on the other side. The rest of us followed, thud, sputt, thud sounding through the night air as we each dropped to the ground on the other side. We were in now. Eddie Frachers, the shorter of the two White Dragons, lit up a smoke, flicked on the flashlight, and led the way with Brant. The station was empty when we got to the steel rails of the coaster, and climbing the steps to the gate station was an unusual experience in itself since there was no waiting in line for an hour while an old man standing in front of you blew cigarette fumes in your face in the riding hot sun as your stomach turned putred, your facial skin pale. Now it was home free between the coaster and us, free space all the way. Hurry hurry step right up! The metal floor thundered hundreds of beats under our feet as we made our way across the vacant station to the terminal gates, and I looked several times over my shoulder as we walked the deserted leading board, my senses ready for anything that might decide to go more than “bump” in the night. I was the first one to  hear it, in fact, and my body grew limp, my bowels limp with it when I heard the direction it was coming from – the coaster cars.
They all sat in front of us, grey and orange from rust and age, their silent features corrupting the night with an evil air, and I recall
standing there as the others began to hear it too, my hands shaking, legs drooping, mouth hanging open stupidly as I attempted to say
something – I don’t know what – and nothing would come out. I don’t know how long we all stood there, waiting for something,
anything to happen. The cars seemed mystic in their own way as they stood their ground and refused to let us any nearer by chanting
some evil spell among themselves to keep us back. A spell is one thing, but if you’ve ever thought you heard a car (or possibly some
dangerous lunatic hiding behind a car) singing something, you’d understand how we all felt that night. Even Brant and the two
White Dragons appeared motionless in the soft glow from the flashlight, but somehow Eddie brought the flashlight up to meet
whatever was occupying the first car.
“Hey! Turn it off damnit!”
A surge of relief at its at least being human swelled up in me, but I still stood there, motionless and quivering, even as Eddie and the
rest of the bunch, even Kirby, started toward the coaster. I must have still been in a daze, because I found myself wanting to stop them, to pull them back to me, to end it all, turn around and get the hell back over the fence. But I still stood there as fog rolled around my eyes and my sight blurred, leaving only my ears to tell me the horrible fate of our party.
“What the hell are you…” “. . are you sure that it’s them . . .”
“What are they doing here like this…” A long, ear-piercing scream followed, the kind women usually scream in those horror movies at
Starboard Cinema when the vampire wraps his cape around his victim and starts sucking the living blood out of her. It rose to almost unbelievable splitting levels then faded away with suppressed laughter followed by “59 bottles of beer on the wall, 59 bottles of beer…”
A hand touched my shoulder and I reeled to find Kirby at my feet, telling me that the other guys had gone ahead without me and I’d better hurry up. I ran and caught up with them by the main track, where they had already begun the climb. Brant was first, then the
White Dragons, and then Dewey and John, clinging tightly to the steel tracks behind them. I ran the 20 feet to the final, highest 100
foot drop, and started up after them. The cold steel rails clapped clamily into my skin as I started shinnying up, looking to where Brant and the Dragons were perched high above. I couldn’t weigh the amount of energy I had left to figure how I was gonna climb 100 fucking feet barehanded. It’s kind of like that joke about the little ant crawling up the elephant’s hind leg with rape on its mind. I probably wouldn’t make it, but I had high hopes. Kirby never touched the rails. I couldn’t blame him after the train event, maybe something happened to him when he was younger, or something. Kirby told me a lot of things best left confidential, but he never told me anything about it either. He may not have wanted to climb, but to me he was no pussy. A lot of things go through your mind when you’re 45 feet off the ground climbing rail by rail on a ladder without rungs. One hundred feet of sheer pole climbing with occasional crosspieces to hang on to isn’t much, and you begin to wonder, What if Dewey slips and falls into me? What if I lose my grip and sail to the bottom? How will I get down once I’m up there? Can drunk Dragons fly? And then you look at the bottom, and all of your fears
are summed up in one phrase: Don’t look down.
Hand over hand, pull over pull, I made my way upward, trusting hat the pace of those above me wasn’t too slow. I never really looked up to where Brant and his friends were while I was climbing. Even to this day I remember the blackness of the night sky mixing well with my own blackout as I shut my eyes tightly to the things around me. I was climbing to the top, and I just couldn’t stop. Hand over hand. That’s when the screaming started, loud and forceful, over and over, with an occasional splashing behind it as if someone below were enjoying a late night swim and horseplay in the murky pond. Ignoring my own rule, I shot a glance down. God, how weird it looked. If you’ve ever been on a roller coaster right as it goes down the steepest slope, you can understand the feeling; the depth, the rails shooting together as they plummet below right as you drop over the top. Imagine yourself frozen in that position. Below, the rails meet and your stomach assumes a new position in your throat. And standing on those gleaming rails, still holding Eddie’s flashlight and stained with the dark was Kirby, gazing back up at me, a look of confusion, horror and what to do next? written across his face. He scared the hell out of me the way he just stood there, arms at his side, staring at me but saying nothing.
“What the hell’s the matter with you?” I shouted down with extra force. No answer. “Kirby, what’s wrong?”
By then I knew damn well what was wrong. The tracks had begun to drum under my hands, and the frame of the SkyCoaster itself had begun to sway rhythmically from side to side. Then the awful sound of the roar of  a coaster car spinning around some distant bend, fading out, then coming back in, fading out again-and coming back with thunderous racket that sent my stomach and my heart both jumping on top of my tonsils. Then Brant screamed. It was like the scream of a woman’s that I described earlier, but louder, blending in with the steady clackclack- clack of a chain-dragged coaster car on an electrified track. I didn’t ask any questions, but simply locked both hands together, swung both feet together and slid down the rail to the bottom. If you’ve ever been on a roller car as it plummets the final hill – the Grandaddy drop – you’ll probably know the feeling of fear that builds up in you. There’s always a chance that you may fly from the car to the steel tracks below as the force presses your spine against the back cover and shakes you with head-splitting strength to the bottom. There was no car for me to ride in that night -no seat, no belt, no safety bar to pull against my slumped torso. And as I sailed to the bottom, my mind made a different rule that I was forced to follow – Don’t look.
The wind stopped suddenly in my hair, and I realized that I was down on the bottom rails of the coaster, hanging dreadfully close
to the murky waters of Skybar Pond. And as I hung there momentarily I could picture Randy Stayner waiting below, a mossy green hand beginning to emerge to the surface, and as I imagined this, I also visualized others like him in a sea of arms, reaching for my dangling shirt tail as I hung there, all of them coming up to the surface to get me, or desperately reaching out as they were dragged down. A splurge of violent bubbling water popped to the surface, jolting me back to Skybar and, getting to my feet, I pulled myself to the shore and somehow managed to pull Kirby with me. He was still standing in a daze, eyes fixed on the tracks where the coaster car was falling toward us.
And as we ran through the depot station past the empty coaster cars, I could hear the steady thud-thud-thud of the one car advancing on us. I shot a glance over my shoulder as we both ran on, my feet and eyes growing with every step.
Then I let go of Kirby. I can’t clearly remember when, but I remember all that ran through my mind was Run Like Hell! I flew up the chain link fence behind Pop Dupree’s, cutting my hands severely on the barbed wire. After jumping to the safe ground on the other side, I didn’t stop running until I was almost a mile away on Granges Point, where I could still hear the soft screaming laughter of the seabreeze through the Funhouse clown, and could see the vague form of the SkyCoaster winding through the trees. Somewhere behind one of the tents – I can still swear it was the freak tent – a light glowed softly. I sat there, staring at it, wondering if it was Kirby trying to find his way out of the dark. Then I heard the cracking grass of footsteps behind me and whirled to find Kirby standing in front of me. My legs were shaking, and my teeth began to chatter softly, and he walked up to me and put his arm around me.
“It’s okay. We made it. We’re pretty brave, huh? Right up and right down those rails. We’re far away from it now, though. We’re not
there now” I stared at him and wondered how the hell he got there. I couldn’t recall dragging him with me. I couldn’t believe how calm
he stood there-how he acted like it was all a scary movie at Starboard Cinema and we were walking home in the dark trying to
calm ourselves down. Then he turned me toward the park and started to walk away.
“Coming?” “Kirb, you’re headin’ the wrong way.”
I turned toward home and started to run again. After a while. Kirby came running up to me, and we didn’t stop until we were five miles away from Skybar and on my front porch. I can still see the horror in poor Kirby’s eyes as he saw his best friends and the Dragons drop to death before him. Even after seeing that smiling, rotting freak clambering from behind the safety bar of the coaster car that had rolled over Brant and the others, he stuck with me at the bottom and didn’t run. The only ones who acted as bravely as
Kirby were the drunk Dragons who jumped at the first sight of the coaster car coming toward them. Maybe it was bravery, maybe it
was the liquor, but it doesn’t matter because the 100 foot dive to the pond was a mistake either way. Brant and the rest may have tried to slide, but they never made it to safety and the authorities still haven’t pulled their bodies from the murky pond waters to this day. And still, in my dreams, I feel Kirby taking my hand and telling me it was okay; we were safe, we were home free. And then I heard the thud-thud-thud of a single SkyCoaster car rolling toward us. I want to tell Kirby not to look -“Don’t look, man!” I scream, but the words won’t come out. He does look. And as the car rolls up to the deserted station, we see Randy Stayner lolling behind the safety bar, his head driven almost into his chest. The fun-house clown begins to scream laughter somewhere behind us, and Kirby begins to scream with it. I try to run, but my feet tangle in each other and I fall, sprawling. Behind me I can see Randy’s corpse pushing the safety bar back and he begins to stumble toward me, his dead, shredded fingers hooked into seeking claws. I see these things in my dreams, and in the moments before I wake, screaming, in my wife’s arms, I know what the grown-ups must have seen that summer in the freak tent that was for Adults Only. I see these things in my dreams, yes, but when I visit Kirby in that place where he still lives, that place where all the windows are cross-hatched with heavy mesh, I see them in his eyes. I take his hand and his hand is cold, but I sit with him and sometimes I think: These things happened to me when I was young.

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SLADE
Stephen King

“Slade.” The Maine Campus June-August 1970. “Slade” is in some ways the most exciting of King’s uncollected juvenalia, an engaging explosion of off the wall humor, literary pastiche, and cultural criticism, all masquerading as a Western – the adventures of Slade and his quest for Miss Polly Peachtree of Paduka. Published in several installments in the UMO college newspaper during the summer following King’s graduation, the story is most important in showing King reveling in the joy of writing. -excerpt from “The Annotated Guide to Stephen King, p.45.

It was almost dark when Slade rode into Dead Steer Springs. He
was tall in the saddle, a grim faced man dressed all in black. Even
the handles of his two sinister .45s, which rode low on his hips,
were black. Ever since the early 1870s, when the name of Slade
had begun to strike fear into the stoutest of Western hearts, there
had been many whispered legends about his dress. One story had it
that he wore black as a perpetual emblem of mourning for his
Illinois sweetheart, Miss Polly Peachtree of Paduka, who passed
tragically from this vale of tears when a flaming Montgolfer
balloon crashed into the Peachtree barn while Polly was milking
the cows. But some said he wore black because Slade was the
Grim Reaper’s agent in the American Southwest – the devil’s
handyman. And then there were some who thought he was queerer
than a three-dollar bill. No one, however, advanced this last idea to
his face.
Now Slade halted his huge black stallion in front of the Brass
Cuspidor Saloon and climbed down. He tied his horse and pulled
one of his famous Mexican cigars from his breast pocket. He lit it
and let the acrid smoke drift out onto the twilight air. From inside
the bat-wing doors of the Brass Cuspidor came noises of drunken
revelry. A honkytonk piano was beating out “Oh, Them Golden
Slippers.”
A faint shuffling noise came to Slade’s keen ears, and he wheeled
around, drawing both of his sinister.45s in a single blur of motion
“Watch it there, mister!”
Slade shovelled his pistols back into their holsters with a snarl of
contempt. It was an old man in a battered Confederate cap, dusty
jeans and suspenders. Either the town drunk or the village idiot,
Slade surmised. The old man cackled, sending a wave of bad
breath over to Slade. “Thought you wuz gonna hole me fer sure,
Stranger.”
Slade smoked and looked at him.
“Yore Jack Slade, ain’tchee, Pard?” The old man showed his
toothless gums in another smile. “Reckon Miss Sandra of the Bar-
T hired you, that right? She’s been havin’ a passel of trouble with
Sam Columbine since her daddy died an’ left her to run the place.”
Slade smoked and looked at him. – The old man suddenly rolled
his eyes. “Or mebbe yore workin’ fer Sam Columbine hisseif – that
it? I heer he’s been hiring a lot of real hardcases to help pry Miss
Sandra off’n the Bar-T. Is that-”
“Old man,” Slade said, “I hope you run as fast as you talk. Because
if you don’t, you’re gonna be takin’ from a plot six feet long an’
three wide.”‘
The old sourdough grimaced with sudden fear. “You-you wouldn’t-

Slade drew one sinister.45.
The old geezer started to run in grotesque flying hops. Slade
sighted carefully along the barrel of his sinister.45 and winged him
once for luck. Then he dropped his gun back into its holster, turned
and strode into the Brass Cuspidor, pushing the bat-wing doors
wide.
Every eye in the place turned to stare at him. Faces went white.
The bartender dropped the knife he was using to cut off the foamy
beer heads. The fancy dan gambler at the back table dropped three
aces out of his sleeve – two of them were clubs. The piano player
fell off his stool, scrambled up, and ran out the back door. The
bartender’s dog, General Custer, whined and crawled under the
card table. And standing at the bar, calmly downing a straight shot
of whiskey, was John “The Backshooter” Parkinan, one of Sam
Columbine’s top guns.
A horrified whisper ran through the crowd. “Slade!” “It’s Jack
Slade!” “It’s Slade!”
There was a sudden general rush for the doors. Outside someone
ran down the street, screaming.
“Slade’s in town! Lock yore doors! Jack Slade is in
town an’ God help whoever he’s after!”
“Parkman!” Slade gritted.
Parkman turned to face Slade. He was chewing a match between
his ugly snaggled teeth, and one hand hovered over the notched
butt of his sinister .41.
“What’re you doin’ in Dead Steer, Slade?”
“I’m working fer a sweet lady name of Sandra Dawson,” Slade said
laconically. “How about yoreself, ‘Backshooter’?”
“Workin’ fer Sam Columbine, an’ go to hell if you don’t like the
sound of it, Pard.”
“I don’t,” Slade growled, and threw away his cigar. The bartender,
who was trying to dig a hole in the floor, moaned.
“They say yer fast, Slade.”
“Fast enough.”
Backshooter grinned evilly. “They also say yore queerer’n a three
dollar bill.”
“Fill yore hand, you slimy, snaky son of a bitch!” Slade yelled
`The Backshooter’ went for his gun, but before he had even
touched the handle both of Slade’s sinister .45s were out and
belching lead. ‘Backshooter’ was thrown back against the bar,
where he crumpled.
Slade re-holstered his guns and walked over to Parkman, his spurs
jingling. He looked down at him. Slade was a peace-loving man at
heart, and what was more peace-loving than a dead body? The
thought filled him with quiet joy and a sad yearning for his
childhood sweetheart, Miss Polly Peachtree of Paduka, Illinois.
The bartender hurried around the bar and looked at the earthly
remains of John `The Backshooter’ Parkman.
“It ain’t possible!” He breathed. “Shot in the heart six times and
you could cover all six holes with a twenty-dollar gold piece!”‘
Slade pulled one of his famous Mexican cigars from his breast
pocket and lit up. “Better call the undertaker an’ cart him out afore
he stinks.”
The bartender gave Slade a nervous grin and rushed out through
the bat-wings. Slade went behind the bar, poured himself a shot of
Digger’s Rye(190 proof), and thought about the lonely life of a gun
for hire. Every man’s hand turned against you, never sure if the
deck was loaded, always expecting a bullet in the back or the gall
bladder, which was even worse. It was sure hard to do your
business with a bullet in the gall bladder. The batwing doors of the
Brass Cuspidor were thrown open, and Slade drew both of his
sinister.45s with a quick, flowing motion. But it was a girl – a
beautiful blonde with a shape which would have made Ponce de
Leon forget about the fountain of youth – Hubba-hubba, Slade
thought to himself. His lips twisted into a thin, lonely smile as he
re-holstered his guns. Such a girl was not for him, he was true – to
the memory of Polly Peachtree, his one true love.
“Are you Jack Slade?” The blonde asked, parting her lovely red
lips, which were the color of cherry blossoms in the month of May.
“Yes ma’am,” Slade said, knocking off his shot of Digger’s Rye
and pouring another.
“I’m Sandra Dawson,” she said, coming over to the bar.
“I figgered,” Slade said.
Sandra came forward and looked down at the sprawled body of
John “The Backshooter” Parkman with burning eyes. “This is one
of the men that murdered my father!” She cried “One of the low,
murdering swine that Sam Columbine hired!”
“I reckon,” Slade said.
Sandra Dawson’s bosom heaved. Slade was keeping an eye on it,
just for safety’s sake. “Did you dispatch him, Mr. Slade?”
“I shore did, ma’am. And it was my pleasure.”
Sandra threw her arms around Slade’s neck and kissed him, her full
lips burning against his own. “You’re the man I’ve been looking
for,” she breathed, her heart racing. “Anything I can do to help
you, Slade, anything -“‘
Slade shoved her away and drew deeply on his famous Mexican
cigar to regain his composure. “Reckon you took me wrong,
ma’am. I’m bein’ true to the memory of my one true love, Miss
Polly Peachtree of Paduka, Illinois. But anything I can do to help
you -”
‘You can, you can!” She breathed. “That’s why I wrote you. Sam
Columbine is trying to take over my ranch, the Bar-T! He
murdered my father, and now he’s trying to scare me off the land
so he can buy it cheap and sell it dear when the Great
Southwestern Railroad decides to put a branch line through here!
He’s hired a lot of hardcases like this one-” she prodded “The
Backshooter” with the toe of of her shoe- “and he’s trying to scare
me out!” She looked at Slade pleadingly. “Can you help me?”
“I reckon so,” Slade said. “Just don’t get yore bowels in an uproar,
ma’am.”
“Oh, Slade!” She whispered. She was just melting into his arms
when the bartender rushed back into the saloon, with the
undertaker in tow. By this time the bartender’s dog, General
Custer, had crawled out from under the card table and was eating
John “The Backshooter” Parkman’s vest.
“Miss Dawson! Miss Dawson!” The bartender yelled. “Mose Hart,
yore top hand, just rode into town! He says the Bar-T bunkhouse is
on fire!”
But before Sandra Dawson could reply, Slade was on his way.
Before a minute had passed,he was galloping toward the fire at
Sandra Dawson’s Bar-T ranch.
Slade’s huge black stallion, Stokely, carried him rapidiy up
Winding Bluff Road toward the sinister fire glow on the horizon.
As he rode, a grim determination settled over him like warm
butter. To find Sam Columbine and put a crimp in his style!
When he arrived at Sandra Dawson’s Bar-T ranch the bunkhouse
was a red ball of flame. And standing in front of it, laughing evilly,
were three of Sam Columbine’s gunmen–Sunrise Jackson, Shifty
Jack Mulloy, and Doc Logan. Doc Logan himseif was rumored to
have sent twelve sheep-ranchers to Boot Hill in the bloody
Abeliene range war. But at that time Slade had been spending his
days in a beautiful daze with his one true love, Miss Polly
Peachtree of Paduka, Illinois. She had since been killed in a
dreadful accident, and now Slade was cold steel and hot blood –
not to mention his silk underwear with the pretty blue flowers.
He climbed down from his stallion and pulled one of his famous
Mexican cigars from his pocket. “What’re you boys doin’ here?”
He asked calmly.
“Havin’ a little clambake!” Sunrise Jackson said, dropping one
hand to the butt of his sinister.50 caliber horse-pistoL “Maw, haw-,
haw!”,
A wounded cowpoke ran out of the red-flickering shadows. “They
put fire to the bunkhouse!” He said. “That one–” he pointed at Doc
Logan–“said they wuz doin’it on the orders of that murderin’ skunk
Sam Columbine!”
Doc Logan pulled leather and blew three new holes in the
wounded cowpoke, who flopped. “Thought he looked hot from all
that fire,” Doc told Slade, “so I ventilated him. Haw’,’haw,haw!”
“You can always tell a low murderin’ puckerbelly by the way he
laughs,”Slade said, dropping his hands over the butts of his
sinister.45s.
“Is that right?” Doe said. “How do they laugh?”
“Haw, haw, haw,” Slade gritted.
“Pull leather, you Republican skunk!” Shifty Jack Mulloy
yelled, and went for his gun, Slade yanked both of his
sinister.45s out in a smooth sweep and blasted Shifty Jack
before Mulloy’s
piece had even cleared leather. Sunrise Jackson was already
blasting away, and Slade felt a bullet shave by his temple. Slade hit
the dirt and let Jackson have it. He took two steps backward and
fell over, dead as a turtle with smallpox.
But Doc Logan was running. He vaulted into the saddle of an
Indian pony with a shifty eye and slapped its flank. Slade squeezed
off two shots at him, but the light was tricky, Logan’s pony jumped
the shakepole fence and was gone into the darkness – to report back
to Sam Columbine, no doubt.
Slade walked over to Sunrise Jackson and rolled him over with his
boot. Jackson had a hole right between the eyes. Then he went over
to Shifty Jack Mulloy, who was gasping his last.
“You got me, Pard!” Shifty Jack gasped. “I feel worse’n a turtle
with smallpox”
‘You never shoulda called me a Republican.” Slade snarled down
at him. He showed Shifty Jack his Gene McCarthy button and then
blasted him.
Slade holstered his sinister.45 and threw away the smoldering butt
of his famous Mexican cigar. He started toward the darkened
ranch-house to make sure that no more of Sam Columbine’s men
were lurking within. He was almost there when the front door was
ripped open and someone ran out.
Slade drew in one lightning movement and blasted away, the
gunflashes from the barrels of his sinister.45 lighting the dark with
bright flashes. Slade walked over and lit a match. He had bagged
Sing-Loo, the Chinese cook.
“Well,” Slade said sadly, holstering his gun and feeling a great
wave of longing for his one true love, Miss Polly Peachtree of
Paduka, “I guess you can’t win them all.”
He started to reach for another famous Mexican cigar, changed his
mind and rolled a joint. After he had begun to see all sorts of
interesting blue and green lights in the sky, he climbed back on his
sinister black scallion and started towards Dead Steer Springs.
When he got back to the Brass Cuspidor saloon, Mose Hart, the top
hand at the Bar-T rushed out, holding a bottle of Digger’s Rye in
one hand, with which he had been soothing his jangled nerves.
“Slade!” He yelled. “Miss Dawson’s been kidnapped by Sam
Columbine!”
Slade got down from his huge black stallion, Stokely, and lit up a
famous Mexican cigar. He was still brooding over Sing-Loo, the
Chinese cook at the Bar-T, who he had drilled by mistake.
“Ain’t you going after her?” Hart asked, his eyes rolling wildly.
“Sam Columbine may try to rape her – or even rob her! Ain’t you
gonna get on their trail?”
“Right now,” Slade snarled, “I’m gonna check into the Dead Steer
Springs Hotel and catch a good night’s sleep. Since I got to this
damn town I have had to blast three gunslingers and one Chinese
cook and I’m mighty tired.”
`Yeah,” Hart said sympathetically, “It must really make you feel
turrible, havin’ snuffed out four human lives in the space of six
hours.”
“That’s right,” Slade said, tying Stokely to the hitching rack, “And
I got blisters on my trigger finger. Do you know where I could get
some Solarcaine?”
Hart shook his head, and so Slade started down towards the hotel,
his spurs jingling below the heels of his Bonanza cowboy boots
(they had elevator lifts inside the heels, Slade was very sensitive
about his height). When old men and pregnant ladies saw him
coming they took to the other side of the street. One small boy
came up and asked for his autograph. Slade, who didn’t want to
encourage that sort of thing, shot him in the leg and walked on.
At the hotel he asked for a room, and the trembling clerk said the
second floor suite was available, and Slade went up. He undressed,
then put his boots on again, and climbed into bed. He was asleep in
moments.
Around one in the morning, while Slade was dreaming sweetly of
his chlldhood sweetheart Miss Polly Paduka of Peachtree, Illinois,
the window was eased up little by little, without even a squeak to
alert Slade’s keen ears. The shape that crept in was frightful indeed
– for if Jack Slade was the most feared gunslinger in the American
Southwest, the Hunchback Fred Agnew was the most detested
killer. He was a two foot three inch midget with a hump big
enough for a camel halfway down his crooked back. In one hand
he held a three foot Arabian skinning knife (and although
Hunchback Fred had never skinned an Arab with it, he was known
to have put it to work changing the faces of three U.S. marshals,
two county sheriffs and an old lady from Boston on the way to
Arizona to recuperate from Parkinson’s disease). In the other hand
he held a large box made of woven river reeds.
He slid across the floor in utter silence, holding his Arabian
skinning knife ready, should Slade awake. Then he carefully put
the box down on the chair by the bed. Grinning fiendishly, he
opened the lid and pulled out a twelve-foot python named Sadie
Hawkins. Sadie had been Hunchback Fred’s bosom companion for
the last twelve years, and had saved the terrifying little man from
death many times.
“Do your stuff, hon.” Fred whispered affectionately. Sadie seemed
to almost grin at him as Hunchback Fred kissed her on her dead
black mouth. The snake slid onto the bed and began to crawl
towards Slade’s head. Giggling fiendishly, Hunchback Fred
retreated to the corner to watch the fun.
Sadie wiggled in slow S-curves up the side of the bed, and drew
back to strike. In that instant, the faint hiss of scales on the sheet
came to Slade’s ears.
A woman was in bed with him! That was his first thought as he
rolled off the bed and onto the floor, grabbing for the sinister
derringer that was always strapped to his right calf. Sadie struck at
the pillow where his head had been only a second before.
Hunchback Fred screamed with disappointment and threw his
three-foot Arabian skinning knife, which nicked the corner of one
of Slade’s earlobes and quivered in the floor.
Slade fired the derringer and Hunchback Fred fell back against the
wall, knocking the picture Niagara Falls off the dresser. His
sinister career was at an end.
Carefully avoiding the python (which seemed to have gone to sleep
on the bed), Slade got dressed. lt was time to go out to Sam
Columbine’s ranch and put an end to that slimy coyote once and
for all.
Strapping on the twin gunbelts of his sinister.45s, Slade went
downstairs. The desk clerk looked at him even more nervously
than before. “D-did I hear a shot?” He asked.
“Don’t think so,” Slade said, “But you better go up and close the
window by the bed. I left it open -”
“Yessir, Mr. Slade. Of course. Of course.”
And then Slade was off, grimly deterniined to find Sam Columbine
and put a crimp in his style once and for all.
Slade shoved his way into the Brass Cuspidor where the foreman
of Sandra Dawson’s Bar-T, Mose Hart, was leaning over the bar
with a bottle of Digger’s Rye (206 proof) in one hand.
“Okay, you slimy drunkard,” Slade gritted, pulling Hart around
and yanking the bottle out of his hand. “Where is Sam Columbine’s
ranch? I’m going to get that rotten liver-eater, he just sent
Hunchback Fred Agnew up against me.”
“Hunchback Fred?!” Hart gasped, going white as a sheet. “And
you’re still alive?”
“I filled him full of lead,” Slade said grimly. “He should have
known that putting a snake in my bed was a no-no.”
“Hunchback Fred Agnew,” Hart whispered, still awed, “There was
talk that he might be the next Vice President of the American
Southwest.”
Slade let go of a grating laugh that even made the bartenders dog,
General Custer, cringe.
“W’ell I reckon that now he can be Vice President of Hell!” Slade
proclaimed. He motioned to the bartender, who was standing at the
far end of the bar reading a western novel.
“Bartender! What have you got for mixed drinks?”
The bartender approached cautiously, tucking the dog-eared copy
of Blood Brides of Sitting Bull into his back pocket. ”
Wal, Mr. Slade, we got about the usual – The Geronimo, The Fort
Bragg Backbreaker, Popskull Pete, Sourdough Armpit -”
“How about a shot of Digger’s Rye (206 proof)?” Mose Hart said
with a glassy grin.
“Shut up,” Slade growled. He turned to the bartender and drew one
of his sinister.45s.
“If you don’t produce a drink that I ain’t never had before, friend,
you’re gonna be pushing up daisies before dawn.”
The bartender went white, “W-well, we do have drink of my own
invention, Mr. Slade. But it’s so potent that I done stopped serving
them. I got plumb tired of having people pass out on the roulette
wheel”
“What’s it called?”
“We call it a zombie,” the bartender said.
“Well mix me up three of them and make it fast!” Slade
commanded.
“Three zombies?” Mose Hart said with popping eyes. “M’God, are
you crazy?”
Slade turned to him coldly “Friend, smile when you say that.”‘
Hart smiled and took another drink of Digger’s Rye.
“Okay,” Slade said, when the three drinks had been placed in front
of him. They came in huge beer steins and smelled like the wrath
of God. He drained the first one at a single draught, blew out his
breath, staggered a little, and lit one of his famous Mexican cigars.
Then he turned to Mose.
“Now just where is Sam Columbine’s ranch?” He asked.
“Three miles west and across the ford,” Mose said. “It’s called the
Rotten Vulture Ranch”
“That figursh,” Slade said, draining his second drink to the icecubes.
He was beginning to feel a trifle woozy. It probably had
something to do with the lateness of the hour, he thought, and
began to work on his third drink.
“Say ” Mose Hart said timidly, “I don’t really think you’re in any
shape to go up against Sam Columbine, Slade. He’s apt to put a
crimp in your style.”
“Doan tell me w’hat to do,” Slade, swaggering over to pat General
Custer. He breathed in the dog’s face and General Custer promptly
went to sleep. “If there’sh one thing that I can do, it’s lick my
holder, I mean hold my liquor. Ho get out of my way before I blon
you in tno.”
“The door’s out the other way,” the bartender said cautiously.
“Coursh it is. You think I doan tinow where I’m goin’?”
Slade staggered across the bar, stepping on General Custer’s tail
(the dog didn’t wake up) and managed to make his way out through
the batwing doors where he almost fell off the sidewalk. Just then a
steely arm clamped his elbow. Slade looked around blearily.
“I’m Deputy Marshall Hoagy Charmichael,” the stranger said, “and
rm taking yuh in-”
“On what charge?” Slade asked.
“Public intoxication. Now let’s go.”
Slade burped. “Everything happen’sh to me,” he groaned. The two
of them started off for the Dead Steer Springs jail.
After Slade was sprung from the pokey, Sandra Dawson’s top
hand, Mose Hart, went his bail. Slade filled both Hart an Deputy
Marshall Hoagy Charmichael full of lead (blame it on his terrible
hangover). Then, mounting his huge black stallion, Stokely, Slade
made it out to the Rotten Vulture Ranch to have it out once an for
all with Sam Columbine.
But Columbine was not there. He was off torturing ex border
guards, leaving Sandra Dawson under the watch of three trusted
henchmen – Big Fran Nixon, “Quick Draw” John Mitchell, and
Shifty Ron Ziegfeld. After a heated shootout, Slade dropped al
three of them in their slimy tracks and freed the fair Sandra.
The acrid, choking smell of gunsmoke filled the room where the
lovely Sandra Dawson had been held prisoner. As she saw Slade
standing tall and victorious, with a sinister.45 in each hand and a
Mexican cigar clenched between his teeth, her eyes filled with love
and passion.
“Slade!” she cried, jumping to her feet and running to him. “‘I’m
saved! Thank heaven! When Sam Columbine got back from
torturing the Mexican border guards, he was going to feed me to
his alligators! You came just in time!”
“Damn right,” Slade gritted. “I always do. Steve King sees to that.”
Her firm, supple, silken fleshed body swooned into his arms, and
her lush lips sought Slade’s mouth with ripe humid passion. Slade
promptly clubbed her over the head with one sinister.45 and threw
his Mexican cigar away, a snarl pulling at his lips.
“Watch it,” he growled “my mom told me about girls like you.”
And he strode off to find Sam Columbine.
Slade strode out of the bunk-room leaving Sandra Dawson in the
smoke-filled chamber to rub the bump on her head where he had
clouted her with the barrel of his sinister.45. He mounted his huge
black stallion, Stokely, and headed for the border, where Sam
Columbine was torturing Mexican customs men with the help of
his A No.1 Top Gun – “Pinky” Lee. The only two men in the
American Southwest that could ever approach “Pinky” for pure,
dad-ratted evil were Hunchback Fred Agnew (who Slade gunned
down three weeks ago) and Sam Columbine himself. “Pinky” had
gotten his infamous nickname during the Civil War when he rode
with Captain Quantrill and his Regulators. While passed out in the
kitchen of a fancy bordello in Bleeding Heart, Kansas, a Union
officer named Randolph P. Sorghum dropped a homemade bomb
down the kitchen chimney. “Pinky”‘ lost all his hair, his eyebrows,
and all the fingers on his left hand, except for the forth, and
smallest. His hair and eyebrows grew back. His fingers did not. He
has, however, still faster than greased lightning and meaner than
heIl. He had sworn to find Randolph P. Sorghum some day and
stake him over the nearest anthill.
But Slade was not worried about Lee, because his heart was pure
and his strength was as ten.
In a short time the agonized screams of the Mexican customs
officials told him he was nearing the border. He dismounted, tied
Stokely to a parking-meter and advanced through the sagebrush as
noiselessly as a cat. The night was dark and moonless.
“No More! amigo!” The guard was screaming. “I
confess! I confess! I am – who am I?”
“Fergetful bastid, ain’t ye?” Pinky said. “Yore Randolph P.
Sorghum, the sneakun’ low life that blew off 90% 0′ my hand
durin’ the Civil War.”
“I admit it! I admit it!”
Slade had crept close enough now to see what was happening. Lee
had the customs official tied to a straight-backed chair, with his
bare feet on a hassock. Both feet were coated with honey and Lee’s
trained bear, Whomper, was licking it off with his long tongue.
“I can’t stand it!” The guard screamed. “I am theese
whatyoumacalluma, Sorghum!”
“Caught you at last!” Lee gloated. He pulled out his sinister
Buntline Special and prepared to blow the poor old fellow all the
way to Trinidad. Sam Columbine, who was standing far back in
the shadows, was ready to bring in the next guard.
Slade stood up suddenly. “Okay, you two skulkin’ varmits! Hold it
right there!”
Pinky Lee dropped to his chest, fanning the hammer of his sinister
Buntline Special. Slade felt bullets race all around him. He fired
back twice, but curse it – the hammers of his two sinister .45s only
clicked on empty chambers. He had forgotten to load up after
downing the three badmen back at the Rotten Vulture.
Lee rolled to cover behind a barrel of taco chips. Columbine was
already crouched behind a giant bottle of mayonnaise that had been
air-dropped a month before after the worst flood disaster in
American Southwest history (why drop mayonnaise after a
disaster? None of your damn business).
“Who’s that out there?” Lee yelled.
Slade thought quickly. “It’s Randolph P. Sorghum” Hh cried. “The
real McCoy, Lee! And this time I’m gunna blow off more than
three fingers!”
His crafty challenge had the desired effect. Pinky rushed rashly (or
rashly rushed if you preferred) from cover, his sinister Buntline
Special blazing. “I’ll blow ya apart!” he yelled “I’ll -”
But at that moment Slade carefully put a bullet through his head.
Pinky Lee flopped, his evil days done.
“Lee?” Sam Columbine called. “Pinky: You out there:” A craven
cowardly note had crept into his voice. “I just dropped him,
Columbine!” Slade yelled. “And now it’s just you and me…and I’m
comin’ to get you!”
Sinister.45s blazing, a Mexican cigar clamped between his teeth,
Slade started down the hill after Sam Columbine.
Halfway down the slope, Sam Columbine let loose such a volley of
shots that Slade had to duck behind a barrel cactus. He could not
get off a clear shot at Columbine because the wily villain had
hidden behind a convenient, giant bottle of mayonnaise.
“Slade!” Columbine yelled. “It’s time we settled this like men!
Holster yore gun and I’ll holster mine! Then we’ll come out an’
draw! The better man will walk away!”
“Okay, you lowdown sidewinder!” Slade yelled back. He holstered
his sinister.45s and stepped out from behind the barrel cactus.
Columbine stepped out from behind the bottle of mayonnaise. He
was a tall man with an olive complexion and an evil grin. His hand
hovered over the barrel of the sinister Smith & Wesson pistol that
hung on his hip.
“Well, this is it, pard!” Slade sneered. There was a Mexican cigar
clamped between his teeth as he started to walk toward Columbine.
“Say hello to everyone in hell for me, Columbine!”
“We’ll see,” Columbine sneered back, but his knees were knocking
as he halted, ready for the showdown.
“Okay!” Slade called. “Go fer yore gun!”
“Wait,” Someone screamed. “Wait, wait, WAIT!”
They both stared. It was Sandra Dawson! She was runniug toward
them breathless.
“Slade!” She cried. “Slade!”
“Get down!” Slade growled. “Sam Columbine is-”
“I had to tell you, Slade! I couldn’t let you go off, maybe to get
killed! And you’d never know!”
“Know what?” Slade asked.
“That I’m Polly Peachtree!”
Slade gaped at her. “But you can’t be Polly Peachtree! She was my
one true love and she was killed by a flaming Montgolfer balloon
while milking the cows!”
“I escaped but I had amnesia!” She cried. “It’s all just come back to
me tonight. Look!” And she pulled off a blond wig she had been
wearing. She was indeed the beautiful Polly Peachtree of Paduka,
returned from the dead!
“POLLY!!!”
“SLADE!!!”
Slade rushed to her and they embraced, Sam Columbine forgotten.
Slade was just about to ask her how things were going when Sam
Columbine, evil rat that he was, crept up behind him and shot
Slade in the back three times.
“Thank God!” Polly whispered as she and Sam embraced “At last.
he’s gone and we are free, my darling!”
Yeah,” Sam growled “How are things going Polly?”
tYou don’t know how terrible it’s been,” she sobbed “Not only was
he killing everybody, but he was queerer than a three-dollar bill.”
“Well it’s over,” Sam said.
“Like fun!” Slade said. He sat up and blasted them both. “Good
thing I was wearing my bullet proof underwear,” he said lighting a
new Mexican cigar. He stared at the cooling bodies of Sam
Columbine and Polly Peachtree, and a great wave of sadness swept
over him. He threw away his cigar and lit a joint. Then he walked
over to where he had tethered Stokely, his black stallion. He
wrapped his arms around Stokely’s neck and held him close.
“At last, darling,” Slade whispered. “We’re alone.”
After a long while, Slade and Stokely rode off into the sunset in
search of new adventures.
THE END

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Squad D
Stephen King
Written for Dangerous Visions #3

Billy Clewson died all at once, with nine of the ten other members
of D Squad on April 8, 1974. It took his mother two years, but she
got started right away on the afternoon the telegram announcing
her son’s death came, in fact. Dale Clewson simply sat on the
bench in the front hall for five minutes, the sheet of yellow flimsy
paper dangling from his fingers, not sure if he was going to faint or
puke or scream or what. When he was able to get up, he went into
the living room. He was in time to observe Andrea down the last
swallow of the first drink and pour the post-Billy era’s second
drink. A good many more drinks followed – it was really amazing,
how many drinks that small and seemingly frail woman had been
able to pack into a two-year period. The written cause – that which
appeared on her death certificate – was liver dysfunction and renal
failure. Both Dale and the family doctor knew that was formalistic
icing on an extremely alcoholic cake – baba au rum, perhaps. But
only Dale knew there was a third level. The Viet Cons had killed
their son in a place called Ky Doe, and Billy’s death had killed his
mother.
It was three years – three years almost to the day – after Billy’s
death on the bridge that Dale Clewson began to believe that he
must be going mad.
Nine, he thought. There were nine. There were always nine. Until
now.
Were there? His mind replied to itself. Are you sure? Maybe you
really counted – the lieutenant’s letter said there were nine, and
Bortman’s letter said there were nine. So just how can you be so
sure? Maybe you just assumed.
But he hadn’t just assumed, and he could be sure because he knew
how many nine was, and there had been nine boys in the D Squad
photograph which had come in the mail, along with Lieutenant
Anderson’s letter.
You could be wrong, his mind insisted with an assurance that was
slightly hysterical. You’re been through a lot these last couple of
years, what with losing first Billy and then Andrea. You could be
wrong.
It was really surprising, he thought, to what insane lengths the
human mind would go to protect its own sanity.
He put his finger down on the new figure – a boy of Billy’s age, but
with blonde crewcut hair, looking no more than sixteen, surely too
young to be on the killing ground. He was sitting cross-legged in
front of Gibson, who had, according to Billy’s letters, played the
guitar, and Kimberley, who told lots of dirty Jokes. The boy with
the blonde hair was squinting slightly into the sun – so were several
of the others, but they had always been there before. The new boy’s
fatigue shirt was open, his dog tags lying against his hairless chest.
Dale went into the kitchen, sorted through what he and Andrea had
always called “the jumble drawers,” and came up with an old,
scratched magnifying glass. He took it and the picture over the
living room window, tilted the picture so there was no glare, and
held the glass over the new boy’s dog-tags. He couldn’t read them.
Thought, in fact, that the tags were both turned over and lying face
down against the skin.
And yet, a suspicion had dawned in his mind – it ticked there like
the clock on the mantle. He had been about to wind that clock
when he had noticed the change in the picture. Now he put the
picture back in its accustomed place, between a photograph of
Andrea and Billy’s graduation picture, found the key to the clock.
And wound it.
Lieutenant’s Anderson’s letter had been simple enough. Now Dale
found it in his study desk and read it again. Typed lines on Army
stationary. The prescribed follow-up to the telegram, Dale had
supposed. First: Telegram. Second: Letter of Condolence from
Lieutenant. Third: Coffin, One Boy Enclosed. He had noticed then
and noticed again now that the typewriter Anderson used had a
Flying “o”. Clewson kept coming out Clewson.
Andrea had wanted to tear the letter up. Dale insisted that they
keep it. Now he was glad.
Billy’s squad and two others had been involved in a flank sweep of
a jungle quadrant of which Ky Doe was the only village. Enemy
contact had been anticipated, Anderson’s letter said, but there
hadn’t been any. The Cong which had been reliably reported to be
in the area had simply melted away into the jungle – it was a trick
with which the American soldiers had become very familiar over
the previous ten years or so.
Dale could imagine them heading back to their base at Homan,
happy, relieved. Squads A and C had waded across the Ky River,
which was almost dry. Squad D used the bridge. Halfway across, it
blew up. Perhaps it had been detonated from downstream. More
likely, someone – perhaps even Billy himself – had stepped on the
wrong board. All nine of them had been killed. Not a single
survivor.
God – if there really is such a being – is usually kinder than that,
Dale thought. He put Lieutenant Anderson’s letter back and took
out Josh Bortman’s letter. It had been written on blue-lined paper
from what looked like a child’s tablet. Bortman’s handwriting was
nearly illegible, the scrawl made worse by the writing implement –
a soft-lead pencil. Obviously blunt to start with, it must have been
no more than a nub by the time Bortman signed his name at the
bottom. In several places Bortman had borne down hard enough
with his instrument to tear the paper.
It had been Bortman, the tenth man, who sent Dale and Andrea the
squad picture, already framed, the glass over the photo
miraculously unbroken in its long trip from Homan to Saigon to
San Francisco and finally to Binghamton, New York.
Bortman’s letter was anguished. He called the other nine “the best
friends I ever had in my life, I loved them all like they was my
brothers.”
Dale held the blue-lined paper in his hand and looked blankly
through his study door and toward the sound of the ticking clock
on the mantelpieces. When the letter came, in early May of 1974,
he had been too full of his own anguish to really consider
Bortman’s. Now he supposed he could understand it – a little,
anyway. Bortman had been feeling a deep and inarticulate guilt.
Nine letters from his hospital bed on the Homan base, all in that
pained scrawl, all probably written with that same soft-lead pencil.
The expense of having nine enlargements of the Squad D
photograph made, and framed, and mailed off. Rites Of atonement
with a soft-lead pencil, Dale thought, folding the letter again and
putting it back In the drawer with Anderson’s. As if he had killed
them by taking their picture. That’s really what was between the
lines, wasn’t it? “Please don’t hate me, Mr. Clewson, please don’t
think I killed your son and the other’s by–”
In the other room the mantelpiece clock softly began to chime the
hour of five.
Dale went back into the living room, and took the picture down
again.
What you’re talking about is madness.
Looked at the boy with the short blonde hair again.
I loved them all like they was my brothers.
Turned the picture over.
Please don’t think I killed your son – all of your sons – by taking
their picture. Please don’t hate me because I was in the Homan
base hospital with bleeding haemorrhoids instead of on the Ky Doe
bridge with the best friends I ever had in my life. Please don’t hate
me, because I finally caught up, it took me ten years of trying, but I
finally caught up.
Written on the back, in the same soft-lead pencil, was this notation:
Jack Bradley Omaha, Neb.
Billy Clewson Binghamton, NY.
Rider Dotson Oneonta, NY
Charlie Gibson Payson, ND
Bobby Kale Henderson, IA
Jack Kimberley Truth or Consequences. NM
Andy Moulton Faraday, LA Staff Sgt. I
Jimmy Oliphant Beson, Del.
Asley St. Thomas Anderson, Ind.
*Josh Bortman Castle Rock, Me.
He had put his own name last, Dale saw – he had seen all of this
before, or course, and had noticed it… but had never really noticed
it until now, perhaps. He had put his name last, out of alphabetical
order, and with an asterisk.
The asterisk means “still alive.’ The asterisk means “don’t hate
me.”
Ah, but what you’re thinking is madness, and you damned well
know it.
Nevertheless, he went to the telephone, dialled 0, and ascertained
that the area code for Maine was 207. He dialed Maine directory
assistance, and ascertained that there was a single Bortman family
in Castle Rock.
He thanked the operator, wrote the number down, and looked at
the telephone.
You don’t really intend to call those people, do you?
No answer – only the sound of the ticking clock. He had put the
picture on the sofa and now he looked at it – looked first at his own
son, his hair pulled back behind his head, a bravo little moustache
trying to grow on his upper lip, frozen forever at the age of twentyone,
and then at the new boy in that old picture, the boy with the
short blonds hair, the boy whose dog-tags were twisted so they lay
face-down and unreadable against his chest. He thought of the way
Josh Bortman had carefully segregated himself from the others,
thought of the asterisk, and suddenly his eyes filled with warm
tears.
I never hated you, son, he thought. Nor did Andrea, for all her
grief. Maybe I should have picked up a pen and dropped you a note
saying so, but honest to Christ, the thought never crossed my mind.
He picked up the phone now and dialled the Bortman number in
Castle Rock, Maine.
Busy.
He hung up and sat for five minutes, looking out at the street where
Billy had learned to ride first a trike, then a bike with trainer
wheels, then a two-wheeler. At eighteen he had brought home the
final improvement – a Yamaha 500. For just a moment he could
see Billy with paralysing clarity, as if he might walk through the
door and sit down.
He dialled the Bortman number again. This time it rang. The voice
on the other end managed to convey an unmistakable impression of
wariness in just two syllables. “Hello?” At that same moment,
Dale’s eyes fell on the dial of his wristwatch and read the date – not
for the first time that day, but it was the first time it really sunk in.
It was April 9th. Billy and the others had died eleven years ago
yesterday. They –
“Hello?” the voice repeated sharply. “Answer me, or I’m hanging
up! Which one are you?”
Which one are you? He stood in the ticking living room, cold,
listening to words croak out of him mouth.
“My name is Dale Clewson, Mr. Bortman. My son–”
“Clewson. Billy Clewson’s father.” Now the voice was flat,
inflectionless.
“Yes, that’s–”
“So you say.”
Dale could find no reply. For the first time in his life, he really was
tongue-tied.
“And has your picture of Squad D changed, too?”
“Yes.” It came out in a strangled little gasp.
Bortman’s voice remained inflectionless, but it was nonetheless
filled with savagery. “You listen to me, and tell the others. There’s
going to be tracer equipment on my phone by this afternoon. If it’s
some kind of joke, you fellows are going to be laughing all the way
to jail, I can assure you.”
“Mr. Bortman–”
“Shut up! First someone calling himself Peter Moulton calls,
supposedly from Louisiana, and tells my wife that our boy has
suddenly showed up in a picture Josh sent them of Squad D. She’s
still having hysterics over that when a woman purporting to be
Bobby Kale’s mother calls with the same insane story. Next,
Oliphant! Five minutes ago, Rider Dotson’s brother! He says. Now
you.”
“But Mr. Bortman–”
“My wife is Upstairs sedated, and if all of this is a case or ‘Have
you got Prince Albert in a can,’ I swear to God -”
“You know it isn’t a joke,” Dale whispered. His fingers felt cold
and numb – ice cream fingers. He looked across the room at the
photograph. At the blonde boy. Smiling, squinting into the camera.
Silence from the other end.
“You know it isn’t a joke, so what happened?”
“My son killed himself yesterday evening,” Bortman said evenly.
“If you didn’t know It.”
“I didn’t. I swear.”
Bortman signed. “And you really are calling from long distance,
aren’t you?”
“From Binghamton, New York.”
“Yes. You can tell the difference–local from long distance, I mean.
Long distance has a sound…a…a hum…”
Dale realized, belatedly, that expression had finally crept into that
voice. Bortman was crying.
“He was depressed off and on, ever since he got back from Nam, in
late 1974,” Bortman said. “it always got worse in the spring, it
always peaked around the 8th of April when the other boys … and
your son…”
“Yes,” Dale said.
“This year, it just didn’t … didn’t peak.”
There was a muffled honk-Bortman using his handkerchief.
“He hung himself in the garage, Mr. Clewson.”
“Christ Jesus,” Dale muttered. He shut his eyes very tightly, trying
to ward off the image. He got one which was arguably even worse
– that smiling face, the open fatigue shirt, the twisted dog-tags. “I’m
sorry.”
“He didn’t want people to know why he wasn’t with the others that
day, but of course the story got out.” A long, meditative pause
from Bortman’s end. “Stories like that always do.”
“Yes. I suppose they do.”
“Joshua didn’t have many friends when he was growing up, Mr.
Clewson. I don’t think he had any real friends until he got to Nam.
He loved your son, and the others.”
Now it’s him. comforting me.
“I’m sorry for your loss;” Dale said. “And sorry to have bothered
you at a time like this. But you’ll understand … I had to.”
“Yes. Is he smiling, Mr. Clewson? The others … they said he was
smiling.”
Dale looked toward the picture beside the ticking clock. “He’s
smiling.”
“Of course he is. Josh finally caught up with them.”
Dale looked out the window toward the sidewalk where Billy had
once ridden a bike with training wheels. He supposed he should
say something, but he couldn’t seem to think of a thing. His
stomach hurt. His bones were cold.
“I ought to go, Mr. Clewson. In case my wife wakes up.” He
paused. “I think I’ll take the phone off the hook.”
“That might not be a bad idea.”
“Goodbye, Mr. Clewson.”
“Goodbye. Once again, my sympathies.”
“And mine, too.”
Click.
Dale crossed the room and picked up the photograph of Squad D.
He looked at the smiling blonde boy, who was sitting cross-legged
in front of Kimberley and Gibson, sitting casually and comfortably
on the ground as if he had never had a haemorrhoid in his life, as if
he had never stood atop a stepladder in a shadowy garage and
slipped a noose around his neck.
Josh finally caught up with them.
He stood looking fixedly at the photograph for a long time before
realizing that the depth of silence In the room had deepened. The
clock had stopped.

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THE GLASS FLOOR
STEPHEN KING
Appeared in: “Weird Tales” Fall, 1990
Starlight Mystery Stories, 1967

INTRODUCTION
In the novel Deliverance, by James Dickey, there is a scene where
a country fellow who lives way up in the back of beyond whangs
his hand with a tool while repairing a car. One of the city men who
are looking for a couple of guys to drive their cars downriver asks
this fellow, Griner by name, if he’s hurt himself. Griner looks at his
bloody hand, then mutters: “Naw – it ain’t as bad as I thought.”
That’s the way I felt after re-reading “The Glass Floor,” the first
story for which I was ever paid, after all these years. Darrell
Schweitzer, the editor of Weird Tales invited me to make changes if
I wanted to, but I decided that would probably be a bad idea.
Except for two or three word-changes and the addition of a
paragraph break (which was probably a typographical error in the
first place), I’ve left the tale just as it was. If I really did start
making changes, the result would be an entirely new story.
“The Glass Floor” was written, to the best of my recollection, in
the summer of 1967, when I was about two months shy of my
twentieth birthday. I had been trying for about two years to sell a
story to Robert A.W. Lowndes, who edited two horror/fantasy
magazines for Health Knowledge (The Magazine of Horror and
Startling Mystery Stories) as well as a vastly more popular digest
called Sexology. He had rejected several submissions kindly (one
of them, marginally better than “The Glass Floor,” was finally
published in The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction under
the title “Night of the Tiger”), then accepted this one when I finally
got around to submitting it. That first check was for thirty-five
dollars. I’ve cashed many bigger ones since then, but none gave me
more satisfaction; someone had finally paid me some real money
for something I had found in my head!
The first few pages of the story are clumsy and badly written –
clearly the product of an unformed story-teller’s mind – but the last
bit pays off better than I remembered; there is a genuine frisson in
what Mr. Wharton finds waiting for him in the East Room. I
suppose that’s at least part of the reason I agreed to allow this
mostly unremarkable work to be reprinted after all these years.
And there is at least a token effort to create characters which are
more than paper-doll cutouts; Wharton and Reynard are
antagonists, but neither is “the good guy” or “the bad guy.” The
real villain is behind that plastered-over door. And I also see an
odd echo of “The Glass Floor” in a very recent work called “The
Library Policeman.” That work, a short novel, will be published as
part of a collection of short novels called Four Past Midnight this
fall, and if you read it, I think you’ll see what I mean. It was
fascinating to see the same image coming around again after all
this time.
Mostly I’m allowing the story to be republished to send a message
to young writers who are out there right now, trying to be
published, and collecting rejection slips from such magazines as
F&SF Midnight Graffiti, and, of course, Weird Tales, which is the
granddaddy of them all. The message is simple: you can learn, you
can get better, and you can get published.
If that Little spark is there, someone will probably see it sooner
orlater, gleaming faintly in the dark. And, if you tend the spark
nestled in the kindling, it really can grow into a large, blazing fire.
It happened to me, and it started here.
I remember getting the idea for the story, and it just came as the
ideas come now – casually, with no flourish of trumpets. I was
walking down a dirt road to see a friend, and for no reason at all I
began to wonder what it would be like to stand in a room whose
floor was a mirror. The image was so intriguing that writing the
story became a necessity. It wasn’t written for money; it was
written so I could see better. Of course I did not see it as well as I
had hoped; there is still that shortfall between what I hope I will
accomplish and what I actually manage. Still, I came away from it
with two valuable things: a salable story after five years of
rejection slips, and a bit of experience. So here it is, and as that
fellow Griner says in Dickey’s novel, it ain’t really as bad as I
thought.
– Stephen King
Wharton moved slowly up the wide steps, hat in hand, craning his
neck to get a better look at the Victorian monstrosity that his sister
had died in. It wasn’t a house at all, he reflected, but a mausoleum –
a huge, sprawling mausoleum. It seemed to grow out of the top of
the hill like an outsized, perverted toadstool, all gambrels and
gables and jutting, blank-windowed cupolas. A brass weather-vane
surmounted the eighty degree slant of shake-shingled roof, the
tarnished effigy of a leering little boy with one hand shading eyes
Wharton was just as glad he could not see.
Then he was on the porch, and the house as a whole was cut off
from him. He twisted the old-fashioned bell, and listened to it echo
hollowly through the dim recesses within. There was a rose-tinted
fanlight over the door, and Wharton could barely make out the date
1770 chiseled into the glass. Tomb is right, he thought.
The door suddenly swung open. “Yes, sir?” The housekeeper
stared out at him. She was old, hideously old. Her face hung like
limp dough on her skull, and the hand on the door above the chain
was grotesquely twisted by arthritis.
“I’ve come to see Anthony Reynard,” Wharton said. He fancied he
could even smell the sweetish odor of decay emanating from the
rumpled silk of the shapeless black dress she wore.
“Mr Reynard isn’t seein’ anyone. He’s mournin’.”
“He’ll see me,” Wharton said. “I’m Charles Wharton. Janine’s
brother.”
“Oh.” Her eyes widened a little, and the loose bow of her mouth
worked around the empty ridges of her gums. “Just a minute.” She
disappeared, leaving the door ajar.
Wharton stared into the dim mahogany shadows, making out highbacked
easy chairs, horse-hair upholstered divans, tall narrowshelved
bookcases, curlicued, floridly carven wainscoting.
Janine, he thought. Janine, Janine, Janine. How could you live
here? How in hell could you stand it?
A tall figure materialized suddenly out of the gloom, slopeshouldered,
head thrust forward, eyes deeply sunken and downcast.
Anthony Reynard reached out and unhooked the door-chain.
“Come in, Mr. Wharton, ” he said heavily.
Wharton stepped into the vague dimness of the house, looking up
curiously at the man who had married his sister. There were rings
beneath the hollows of his eyes, blue and bruised-looking. The suit
he wore was wrinkled and hung limp on him, as if he had lost a
great deal of weight. He looks tired, Wharton thought. Tired and
old.
“My sister has already been buried?” Wharton asked.
“Yes.” He shut the door slowly, imprisoning Wharton in the
decaying gloom of the house. “My deepest sorrow, sir. Wharton. I
loved your sister dearly.” He made a vague gesture. “I’m sorry.”
He seemed about to add more, then shut his mouth with an abrupt
snap. When he spoke again, it was obvious he had bypassed
whatever had been on his lips. “Would you care to sit down? I’m
sure you have questions.
“I do. Somehow it came out more curtly than he had intended.
Reynard sighed and nodded slowly. He led the Way deeper into the
living room and gestured at a chair. Wharton sank deeply into it,
and it seemed to gobble him up rather than give beneath him.
Reynard sat next to the fireplace and dug for cigarettes. He offered
them wordlessly to Wharton, and he shook his head.
He waited until Reynard lit his cigarette, then asked, “Just how did
she die? Your letter didn’t say much.
Reynard blew out the match and threw it into the fireplace. It
landed on one of the ebony iron fire-dogs, a carven gargoyle that
stared at Wharton with toad’s eyes.
“She fell,” he said. “She was dusting in one of the other rooms, up
along the eaves. We were planning to paint, and she said it would
have to be well-dusted before we could begin. She had the ladder.
It slipped. Her neck was broken.” There was a clicking sound in
his throat as he swallowed.
“She died – instantly?”
“Yes.” He lowered his head and placed a hand against his brow. “I
was heartbroken.
The gargoyle leered at him, squat torso and flattened, sooty head.
Its mouth was twisted upward in a weird, gleeful grin, and its eyes
seemed turned inward at some private joke. Wharton looked away
from it with an effort. “I want to see where it happened.
Reynard stubbed out his cigarette half-smoked. “You can’t.
“I’m afraid I must,” Wharton said coldly. “After all, she was my .. .
“It’s not that,” Reynard said. “The room has been partitioned off.
That should have been done a long time ago.
“If it’s just a matter of prising a few boards off a door…
“You don’t understand. The room has been plastered off
completely There’s nothing but a wall there.
Wharton felt his gaze being pulled inexorably back to the fire-dog.
Damn the thing, what did it have to grin about?
“I can’t help it. I want to see the room.”
Reynard stood suddenly, towering over him. “Impossible.”
Wharton also stood. “I’m beginning to wonder if you don’t have
something to hide in there,” he said quietly.
“Just what are you implying?”
Wharton shook his head a little dazedly. What was he implying?
That perhaps Anthony Reynard had murdered his Sister in this
Revolutionary War-vintage crypt? That there might be Something
more sinister here than shadowy corners and hideous iron firedogs?
“I don’t know what I’m implying, ” he said slowly, “except that
Janine was shoveled under in a hell of a hurry, and that you’re
acting damn strange now.”
For moment the anger blazed brighter, and then it died away,
leaving only hopelessness and dumb sorrow. “Leave me alone,” he
mumbled. “Please leave me alone, Mr. Wharton.”
“I can’t. I’ve got to know .. .”
The aged housekeeper appeared, her face thrusting from the
shadowy cavern of the hall. “Supper’s ready, Mr. Reynard.”
“Thank you, Louise, but I’m not hungry. Perhaps Mr. Wharton …
?” Wharton shook his head.
“Very well, then. Perhaps we’ll have a bite later.”
“As you say, sir.” She turned to go. “Louise?” “Yes, sir?”
“Come here a moment.
Louise shuffled slowly back into the room, her loose tongue
slopping wetly over her lips for a moment and then disappearing.
“Sir?”
“Mr. Wharton seems to have some questions about his sister’s
death. Would you tell him all you know about it?”
“Yes, sir.” Her eyes glittered with alacrity. “She was dustin’, she
was. Dustin’ the East Room. Hot on paintin’ it, she was. Mr.
Reynard here, I guess he wasn’t much interested, because …
“Just get to the point, Louise,” Reynard said impatiently.
“No,” Wharton said. “Why wasn’t he much interested?”
Louise looked doubtfully from one to the other.
“Go ahead,” Reynard said tiredly. “He’ll find out in the village if he
doesn’t up here.
“Yes, sir.” Again he saw the glitter, caught the greedy purse of the
loose flesh of her mouth as she prepared to impart the precious
story. “Mr. Reynard didn’t like no one goin’ in the East Room. Said
it was dangerous.”
“Dangerous?”
“The floor,” she said. “The floor’s glass. It’s a mirror. The whole
floor’s a mirror. ”
Wharton turned to Reynard, feeling dark blood suffuse his face.
“You mean to tell me you let her go up on a ladder in a room with
a glass floor?”
“The ladder had rubber grips,” Reynard began. “That wasn’t why …
“You damned fool,” Wharton whispered. “You damned, bloody
fool.
“I tell you that wasn’t the reason!” Reynard shouted suddenly. “I
loved your sister! No one is sorrier than I that she is dead! But I
warned her! God knows I warned her about that floor!”
Wharton was dimly aware of Louise staring greedily at them,
storing up gossip like a squirrel stores up nuts. “Get her out of
here,” he said thickly.
“Yes,” Reynard said. “Go see to supper. ”
“Yes, sir.” Louise moved reluctantly toward the hall, and the
shadows swallowed her.
“Now,” Wharton said quietly. “It seems to me that you have some
explaining to do, Reynard. This whole thing sounds funny to me.
Wasn’t there even an inquest?”
“No,” Reynard said. He slumped back into his chair suddenly, and
he looked blindly into the darkness of the vaulted overhead ceiling.
“They know around here about the – East Room.”
“And just what is there to know?” Wharton asked tightly
“The East Room is bad luck,” Reynard said. “Some people might
even say it’s cursed.
“Now listen,” Wharton said, his ill temper and unlaid grief building
up like steam in a teakettle, “I’m not going to be put off, Reynard.
Every word that comes out of your mouth makes me more
determined to see that room. Now are you going to agree to it or do
I have to go down to that village and … ?”
“Please.” Something in the quiet hopelessness of the word made
Wharton look up. Reynard looked directly into his eyes for the first
time and they were haunted, haggard eyes. “Please, Mr. Wharton.
Take my word that your sister died naturally and go away. I don’t
want to see you die!” His voice rose to a wail. “I didn’t want to see
anybody die!”
Wharton felt a quiet chill steal over him. His gaze skipped from the
grinning fireplace gargoyle to the dusty, empty-eyed bust of Cicero
in the corner to the strange wainscoting carvings. And a voice
came from within him: Go away from here. A thousand living yet
insentient eyes seemed to stare at him from the darkness, and again
the voice spoke… “Go away from here.”
Only this time it was Reynard.
“Go away from here,” he repeated. “Your sister is beyond caring
and beyond revenge. I give you my word…
“Damn your word!” Wharton said harshly. “I’m going down to the
sheriff, Reynard. And if the sheriff won’t help me, I’ll go to the
county commissioner. And if the county commissioner won’t help
me …
“Very well.” The words were like the faraway tolling of a
churchyard bell.
“Come.”
Reynard led the way into the hall, down past the kitchen, the empty
dining room with the chandelier catching and reflecting the last
light of day, past the pantry, toward the blind plaster of the
corridor’s end.
This is it, he thought, and suddenly there was a strange crawling in
the pit of his stomach.
“I…” he began involuntarily.
“What?” Reynard asked, hope glittering in his eyes.
“Nothing. ”
They stopped at the end of the hall, stopped in the twilight gloom.
There seemed to be no electric light. On the floor Wharton could
see the still-damp plasterer’s trowel Reynard had used to wall up
the doorway, and a straggling remnant of Poe’s “Black Cat”
clanged through his mind:
“I had walled the monster up within the tomb…
Reynard handed the trowel to him blindly. “Do whatever you have
to do, Wharton. I won’t be party to it. I wash my hands of it.
Wharton watched him move off down the hall with misgivings, his
hand opening and closing on the handle of the trowel. The faces of
the Little-boy weathervane, the fire-dog gargoyle, the wizened
housemaid all seemed to mix and mingle before him, all grinning
at something he could not understand. Go away from here …
With a sudden bitter curse he attacked the wall, hacking into the
soft, new plaster until the trowel scraped across the door of the
East Room. He dug away plaster until he could reach the
doorknob. He twisted, then yanked on it until the veins stood out in
his temples .
The plaster cracked, schismed, and finally split. The door swung
ponderously open, shedding plaster like a dead skin.
Wharton stared into the shimmering quicksilver pool.
It seemed to glow with a light of its own in the darkness, ethereal
and fairy-like. Wharton stepped in, half-expecting to sink into
warm, pliant fluid.
But the floor was solid.
His own reflection hung suspended below him, attached only by
the feet, seeming to stand on its head in thin air. It made him dizzy
just to look at it.
Slowly his gaze shifted around the room. The ladder was still
there, stretching up into the glimmering depths of the mirror. The
room was high, he saw. High enough for a fall to he winced – to
kill.
It was ringed with empty bookcases, all seeming to lean over him
on the very threshold of imbalance. They added to the room’s
strange, distorting effect.
He went over to the ladder and stared down at the feet. They were
rubbershod, as Reynard had said, and seemed solid enough. But if
the ladder had not slid, how had Janine fallen?
Somehow he found himself staring through the floor again. No, he
corrected himself. Not through the floor. At the mirror; into the
mirror . . .
He wasn’t standing on the floor at all he fancied. He Was poised in
thin air halfway between the identical ceiling and floor, held up
only by the stupid idea that he was on the floor. That was silly, as
anyone could see, for there was the floor, way down there.. . .
Snap out of it!’ he yelled at himself suddenly. He was on the floor,
and that was nothing but a harmless reflection of the ceiling. It
would only be the floor if I was standing on my head, and I’m not;
the other me is the one standing on his head… .
He began to feel vertigo, and a sudden lump of nausea rose in his
throat. He tried to look away from the glittering quicksilver depths
of the mirror, but he couldn’t.
The door.. where was the door? He suddenly wanted out very
badly.
Wharton turned around clumsily, but there were only crazily-tilted
bookcases and the jutting ladder and the horrible chasm beneath
his feet.
“Reynard!” He screamed. “I’m falling! ”
Reynard came running, the sickness already a gray lesion on his
heart. It was done; it had happened again.
He stopped at the door’s threshold, Staring in at the Siamese twins
staring at each other in the middle of the two-roofed, no-floored
room.
“Louise,” he croaked around the dry ball of sickness in his throat.
“Bring the pole.”
Louise came shuffling out of the darkness and handed the hookended
pole to Reynard. He slid it out across the shining quicksilver
pond and caught the body sprawled on the glass. He dragged it
slowly toward the door, and when he could reach it, he pulled it
out. He stared down into the contorted face and gently shut the
staring eyes.
“I’ll want the plaster,” he said quietly.
“Yes, sir.”
She turned to go, and Reynard stared somberly into the room. Not
for the first time he wondered if there was really a mirror there at
all. In the room, a small pool of blood showed on the floor and
ceiling, seeming to meet in the center, blood which hung there
quietly and one could wait forever for it to drip.

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The King Family & The Wicked Witch
STEPHEN KING
Illustrated by King’s children
Flint Magazine

EDITOR’S NOTE:
Stephen King and I went to college together. No, we were not the
best of friends, but we did share a few brews together at University
Motor Inn. We did work for the school newspaper at the same
time. No, Steve and I are not best friends. But I sure am glad he
made it. He worked hard and believed in himself. After eight
million book sales, it’s hard to remember him as a typically broke
student. We all knew he’d make it through.
Last January I wrote of a visit with Steve over the holiday
vacation. We talked about his books, Carrie – Salems Lot. The
Shinning. and the soon to be released, The Stand. We talked about
how Stanley Kubrick wants to do the film versions of his new
books. We didn’t talk about the past much though. We talked of the
future – his kids, FLINT …
He gave me a copy of a story he had written for his children. We
almost ran it then, but there was much concern on the staff as to
how it would be received by our readers. We didn’t run it. Well,
we’ve debated long enough. It’s too cute for you not to read it. We
made the final decision after spending in evening watching TV last
week. There were at least 57 more offensive things said, not to
mention all the murders, rapes, and wars…we decided to let you be
the judge. If some of you parents might be offended by the word
‘fart’, you’d better not read it – but don’t stop your kids, they’ll love
it!
On the Secret Road in the town of Bridgton, there lived a wicked
witch. Her name was Witch Hazel.
How wicked was Witch Hazel? Well, once she had changed a
Prince from the Kingdom of New Hampshire into a woodchuck.
She turned a little kid’s favorite kitty into whipped cream. And she
liked to turn mommies’ baby carriages into big piles of horse-turds
while the mommies and their babies were shopping.
She was a mean old witch.
The King family lived by Long Lake In Bridgton, Maine. They
were nice people.
There was a daddy who wrote books. There was a mommy who
wrote poems and cooked food. There was a girl named Naomi who
was six years old. She went to school. She was tall and straight and
brown. There was a boy named Joe who was four years old. He
went to school too, although he only went two days a week. He
was short and blonde with hazel eyes.
And Witch Hazel hated the Kings more than anyone else In
Bridgton. Witch Hazel especially hated the Kings because they
were the happiest family In Bridgton. She would peer out at their
bright red Cadillac when it passed her dirty, falling down haunted
house with mean hateful eyes. Witch Hazel hated bright colors.
She would see the mommy reading Joe a story on the bench
outside the drug store and her bony fingers would itch to cast a
spell. She would see the daddy talking to Naomi on their way
home from school in the red Cadillac or the blue truck, and she
would want to reach out her awful arms and catch them and pop
into her witches cauldron.
And finally, she cast her spell.
One day Witch Hazel put on a nice dress. She went to the Bridgton
Beauty Parlor and had her hair permed. She put on a pair of
Rockers from Fayva (an East Coast shoe store chain). She looked
almost pretty.
She bought some of daddy’s books at the Bridgton Pharmacy. Then
she drove out to the Kings’ house and pretended she wanted daddy
to sign his books. She drove in a car. She could have ridden her
broom, but she didn’t want the Kings to know she was a witch.
And in her handbag were four magic cookies. Four evil. magic
cookies.
Four cookies! Four cookies full of black magic!
The banana cookie, the milk bottle cookie, and worst of all, two
crying cookies. Don’t let her in Kings!’ Oh please don’t let her in!
But she looked so nice. . . and she was smiling. . . and she had the
daddy’s books. soooo….they let her in. Daddy signed her book,
mommy offered her tea. Naomi asked if she would like to see her
room.
Joe asked if she would like to see him write his name. Witch Hazel
smiled and smiled. It almost broke her face to smile.
“You have been so nice to me that I would like to be nice to you.”
said Witch Hazel. “I have baked four cookies. A cookie for each
King.”
“Cookies'” Shouted Naomi “Hooray!”
“Cookies” Shouted Joe. “Cookies!”
That was awfully nice,” laid mommy. “You shouldn’t have.”
“But we’re glad you did.” said the daddy.
They took the cookies. Witch Hazel smiled. And when she was in
her car she shrieked and cackled with laughter. She laughed so
hard that her cat Basta hissed and shrank away from her. Witch
Hazel was happy when her wicked plan succeeded.
“I will like this banana cookie.” Daddy said. He ate it and what a
terrible thing happened. His nose turned into a banana and when he
went down to his office to work on his book much later that
terrible day the only word he could write was banana.
It was Witch Hazel’s wicked magic Banana Cookie.
Poor Daddy!
“I will like this milk-bottle cookie.” Mommy said. “What a funny
name for a cookie. She ate it and (the evil cookie turned her hands
into milk-bottles.
What an awful thing. Could she fix the food with Milk-bottles for
hands? Could she type? No! She could not even pick her nose.
Poor Mommy!
“We will like these crying cookies.” Naomi and Joe said. What a
funny name for a cookie.” They each ate one and they began to
cry! They cried and cried and could not stop! The tears streamed
out of their eyes. There were puddles on the rug. Their clothes got
aII wet. They couldn’t eat good meals because they were crying.
They even cried in their sleep.
It was all because of Witch Hazel’s evil crying cookies.
The Kings were not the happiest family in Bridgton anymore. Now
they were the saddest family in Bridgton. Mommy didn’t want to
go shopping because everybody laughed at her milk-bottle hands.
Daddy couldn’t write books because all the words came out banana
and it was hard to see the typewriter anyway because his nose was
a banana. And Joe and Naomi just cried and cried and cried.
Witch Hazel was as happy as wicked witch ever gets. It was her
greatest spell.
One day, about a month after the horrible day of the four cookies
Mommy was walking in the woods. It was about the only thing she
liked to do with her milk-bottle hands. And in the woods she found
a woodchuck caught in a trap.
Poor thing! It was almost dead from fright and pain. There was
blood alI over the trap.
“Poor old thing,” Mommy said. “I’ll get you out of that nasty trap.”
But could she open the trap with milk bottles for hands? No.
So she ran for Daddy and Naomi and Joe. Fifteen minutes later all
four Kings were standing around the poor bloody woodchuck in
the trap. The Kings were not bloody, but what a strange, sad sight
they were! Daddy had a banana In the middle of his face. Mommy
had milk-bottle hands. And the two children could not stop crying.
“I think we can get him out.” Daddy said. “Yes. ” Mummy said. “I
think we can get him out if we all work together. And I will start. I
will give the poor thing a drink of milk from my hands ” And she
gave him a drink. She felt a little better. Naomi and Joe were trying
to open the jaws of the cruel trap while the woodchuck looked at
them hopefully. But the trap would not open. It was an old trap,
and its hinges and mean sharp teeth were cloggled with rust.
“It will not open.” Naomi said and cried harder than ever. “No. it
will not open at all!”
“I can’t open it.” Joe said and cried his eyes. The tears streamed out
of his eyes and down his cheeks. “I can’t open it either.”
And Daddy said. “I know what to do. I think.” Daddy bent over the
hinge of the trap with his funny banana nose. He squeezed the end
of it with both hands. Ouch! It hurt! But out came six drops of
banana oil. They felt onto the rusty hinge of the trap, one drop at a
time.
“Now try,” said Daddy.
This time the trap opened easily.
“Hooray!” shouted Naomi.
“He’s out! He’s out!” Shouted Joe.
“We have all worked together.” said Mommy. “I gave the
woodchuck milk. Daddy oiled the trap with his banana nose. And
Naomi and Joe opened the trap to let him out.”
And then they all felt a little better, for the first time since Witch
Hazel cast he wicked spell.
And have you guessed yet? Oh, I bet you have. The woodchuck
was really not a woodchuck at all. He was the Prince of the
Kingdom of New Hampshire who had also fallen under the spell of
Wicked Witch Hazel.
When the trap was opened the spell was broken, and instead of a
woodchuck, a radiant Prince In a Brooks Brothers suit stood before
the King family.
“You have been kind to me even, in your own sadness.” said the
Prince, “and that is the most difficult thing of all. And so through
the power vested in me, the spell of the wicked witch is broken and
you are free!”
Oh, happy day.
Daddy’s banana nose disappeared and was replaced with his own
nose, which was not too handsome but certainly better than a
slightly squeezed banana. Mommy’s milk-bottles were replaced
with her own pink hands.
Best of all, Naomi and Joe stopped crying. They began to smile,
then they began to laugh! Then the Prince of New Hampshire
began to laugh Then Daddy and Mommy began to laugh The
Prince danced with Mommy and Naomi and carried Joe on his
shoulders. He shook hands with Daddy and said he had admired
Daddy’s books before he had been turned into a woodchuck.
AlI five of them went back to the nice house by the lake, and
Mommy made tea for everyone. They all sat at the table and drank
their tea.
“We ought to do something about that witch,” Mommy said. “So
the can’t do something wicked to someone else.” . –
“I think that is true.” said the Prince. “And it so happens that I
know one spell myself. It will get rid of her.”
He whispered to Daddy. Ha whispered to Mommy. He whispered
to Naomi and Joe, and they nodded and giggled and laughed.
That very afternoon they drove up to Witch Hazel’s haunted house
on the Secret Road. Basta, the cat, looked at them with his big
yellow eyes, hissed, and ran away.
They did not drive up in the Kings’ pretty red Cadillac, or in the
Prince’s Mist Grey Mercedes 390SL. They drove up in an old, old
car that wheezed and blew oil.
They were wearing old clothes with fleas jumping out of them.
They wanted to look poor to fool Witch Hazel.
They went up and the Prince knocked on the door.
Witch Hazel ripped the door open. She was wearing a tall black
hat. There was a wart on the end of her nose. She smelled of frog’s
blood and owls’ hearts and ant’s eyeballs, because the had been
whipping up horrible brew to make more black magic cookies.
“What do you want?” she rasped at them. She didn’t recognize
them in their old clothes. “Get out. I’m busy!”
“We are a poor family on our way to California to pick oranges.”
the Prince said. “What has that to do with me?” The witch
shrieked. “I ought to turn you into oranges for disturbing me! Now
good day!”
She tried to close the door but the Prince put his foot in it. Naomi
and Joe shoved it
back open.
“We have something to sell you.” Daddy said. “It is the wickedest
cookie in the world. If you eat it. It will make you the wickedest
witch in the world, even wickeder than Witch Indira in India. We
will sell it to you for one thousand dollars.”
“I don’t buy what I can steal!” Witch Hazel shrieked. She snatched
the cookie and gobbled it down “Now I will be the wickedest witch
in the whole world!” And she cackled so loudly that the shutters
fell off her house.
But the Prince wasn’t sorry. He was glad. And Mommy wasn’t
sorry, because she had baked the cookie. And Daddy wasn’t sorry,
because he had gone to New Hampshire to get the 300 year-old
baked beans that went into the cookie.
Naomi and Joe? They just laughed and laughed, because they
knew that it wasn’t a Wicked Cookie that Witch Hazel had just
eaten.
It was a Farting Cookie.
Witch Hazel felt something funny.
She felt it building in her tummy and her behind. It felt like a of
gas. It felt like an explosion looking for a place to happen.
“What have you done to me!” she shrieked. “Who are you?'”
“I am the Prince of New Hampshire.'” The Prince cried, raising his
face to she could see it clearly for the first time.
“And we are the Kings.” Daddy said. “Shame on you for turning
my wife’s hands into milk bottles! Double shame on you for
turning my nose into a banana. Triple shame on you for making
my Naomi and my Joe cry all day and all night. But we’ve fixed
you now, Wicked Witch Hazel!”
“You won’t be casting anymore spells.” said Naomi. “Because you
are going to the moon!”
“I’m not going to the moon!” Witch Hazel screeched so loudly that
the chimney fell on the lawn. “I’m going to turn you all into cheap
antiques that not even tourists will buy!”
“No you’re not.” said Joe, “because you ate the magic cookie. You
ate the magic farting cookie.”
The wicked witch foamed and frothed. She tried to cast her spell.
But it was too late: the Farting Cookie had done its work. She felt a
big fart coming on. She squeezed her butt to keep it in until she
could cast her spell, but it was too late.
WHONK! Went the fart. It blew all the fur off her cat, Basta. lt
blew in the windows. And Witch Hazel went up in the air like a
rocket.
“Get me down!” Witch Hazel screamed. Witch Hazel came down
all right. She came down on her fanny. And when the came down,
she let another fart.
DRRRRRRAPPP! Went the fart. lt was so windy it knocked down
the witch’s home and the Bridgton Trading Post. You could see
Dom Cardozl sitting on the toilet where he had been pooping. It
was all that was left of the Trading Post except for one bureau that
had been made in Grand Rapids
The witch went flying up into the sky. She flew up and up until she
was as small as a speck of coal dust.
“Get me down. ” Witch Hazel called, sounding very small and far
away.
“You’ll come down all right.” Naomi said.
Down came Witch Hazel.
“Yeeeaaahhhh'” she screamed falling out of the sky.
Just before the could hit the ground and be crushed (as maybe she
deserved), she cut another fart, the biggest one of all the smell was
like two million egg salad sandwiches. And the sound was KAHIONK!!!
Up she went again
“Goodbye, Witch Hazel ” yelled Mommy waving. “Enjoy the
moon.”
“Hope you stay a long time”‘ called Joe.
Up and up went Witch Hazel until she was out of sight. During the
news that night the Kings and the Prince of New Hampshire heard
Barbara Walters report that a UFW had been seen by a 74 7
airplane over Bridgton. Maine – an unidentified flying witch.
And that was the end of wicked Witch Hazel. She is on the moon
now, and probably still farting.
And the Kings are the happiest family in Bridgton again. They
often exchange visits with the Prince of New Hampshire, who is
now now King. Daddy writes books and never uses the word
banana. Mommy uses her hands more than ever. And Joe and
Naomi King hardly ever cry.
As for Witch Hazel, she was never seen again, and considering
those terrible farts she was letting when she left, that is probably a
good thing!
THE END

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The Night of The Tiger
STEPHEN KING
From Fantasy & Science Fiction, 1978

I first saw Mr. Legere when the circus swung through Steubenville,
but I’d only been with the show for two weeks; he might have been
making his irregular visits indefinitely. No one much wanted to
talk about Mr. Legere, not even that last night when it seemed that
the world was coming to an end — the night that Mr. Indrasil
disappeared.
But if I’m going to tell it to you from the beginning, I should start
by saying that I’m Eddie Johnston, and I was born and raised in
Sauk City. Went to school there, had my first girl there, and
worked in Mr. Lillie’s five-and-dime there for a while after I
graduated from high school. That was a few years back… more
than I like to count, sometimes. Not that Sauk City’s such a bad
place; hot, lazy summer nights sitting on the front porch is all right
for some folks, but it just seemed to itch me, like sitting in the
same chair too long. So I quit the five-and-dime and joined Farnum
& Williams’ All-American 3-Ring Circus and Side Show. I did it
in a moment of giddiness when the calliope music kind of fogged
my judgment, I guess.
So I became a roustabout, helping put up tents and take them
down, spreading sawdust, cleaning cages, and sometimes selling
cotton candy when the regular salesman had to go away and bark
for Chips Baily, who had malaria and sometimes had to go
someplace far away, and holler. Mostly things that kids do for free
passes — things I used to do when I was a kid. But times change.
They don’t seem to come around like they used to.
We swung through Illinois and Indiana that hot summer, and the
crowds were good and everyone was happy. Everyone except Mr.
Indrasil. Mr. Indrasil was never happy. He was the lion tamer, and
he looked like old pictures I’ve seen of Rudolph Valentine. He was
tall, with handsome, arrogant features and a shock of wild black
hair. And strange, mad eyes — the maddest eyes I’ve ever seen. He
was silent most of the time; two syllables from Mr. Indrasil was a
sermon. All the circus people kept a mental as well as a physical
distance, because his rages were legend. There was a whispered
story about coffee spilled on his hands after a particularly difficult
performance and a murder that was almost done to a young
roustabout before Mr. Indrasil could be hauled off him. I don’t
know about that. I do know that I grew to fear him worse than I
had cold-eyed Mr. Edmont, my high school principal, Mr. Lillie, or
even my father, who was capable of cold dressing-downs that
would leave the recipient quivering with shame and dismay.
When I cleaned the big cats’ cages, they were always spotless. The
memory of the few times I had the vituperative wrath of Mr.
Indrasil called down on me still have the power to turn my knees
watery in retrospect.
Mostly it was his eyes – large and dark and totally blank. The eyes,
and the feeling that a man capable of controlling seven watchful
cats in a small cage must be part savage himself.
And the only two things he was afraid of were Mr. Legere and the
circus’s one tiger, a huge beast called Green Terror.
As I said, I first saw Mr. Legere in Steubenville, and he was staring
into Green Terror’s cage as if the tiger knew all the secrets of life
and death.
He was lean, dark, quiet. His deep, recessed eyes held an
expression of pain and brooding violence in their green-flecked
depths, and his hands were always crossed behind his back as he
stared moodily in at the tiger.
Green Terror was a beast to be stared at. He was a huge, beautiful
specimen with a flawless striped coat, emerald eyes, and heavy
fangs like ivory spikes. His roars usually filled the circus grounds –
fierce, angry, and utterly savage. He seemed to scream defiance
and frustration at the whole world.
Chips Baily, who had been with Farnum &Williams since Lord
knew when, told me that Mr. Indrasil used to use Green Terror in
his act, until one night when the tiger leaped suddenly from its
perch and almost ripped his head from his shoulders before he
could get out of’ the cage. I noticed that Mr. Indrasil always wore,
his hair long down the back of his neck.
I can still remember the tableau that day in Steubenville. It was
hot, sweatingly hot, and we had a shirtsleeve crowd. That was why
Mr. Legere and Mr. Indrasil stood out. Mr. Legere, standing
silently by the tiger cage, was fully dressed in a suit and vest, his
face unmarked by perspiration. And Mr. Indrasil, clad in one of his
beautiful silk shirts and white whipcord breeches, was staring at
them both, his face dead-white, his eyes bulging in lunatic anger,
hate, and fear. He was carrying a currycomb and brush, and his
hands were trembling as they clenched on them spasmodically.
Suddenly he saw me, and his anger found vent. “You!” He
shouted. “Johnston!”
“Yes sir?” I felt a crawling in the pit of my stomach. I knew I was
about to have the wrath of Indrasil vented on me, and the thought
turned me weak with fear. I like to think I’m as brave as the next,
and if it had been anyone else, I think I would have been fully
determined to stand up for myself. But it wasn’t anyone else. It was
Mr. Indrasil, and his eyes were mad.
“These cages, Johnston. Are they supposed to be clean?” He
pointed a finger, and I followed it. I saw four errant wisps of straw
and an incriminating puddle of hose water in the far corner of one.
“Y-yes, sir,” I said, and what was intended to be firmness became
palsied bravado.
Silence, like the electric pause before a downpour. People were
beginning to look, and I was dimly aware that Mr. Legere was
staring at us with his bottomless eyes.
“Yes, sir?” Mr. Indrasil thundered suddenly. “Yes, sir? Yes, sir?
Don’t insult my intelligence, boy! Don’t you think I can see?
Smell? Did you use the disinfectant?”
“I used disinfectant yes—-”
“Don’t answer me back!” He screeched, and then the sudden drop
in his voice made my skin crawl. “Don’t you dare answer me
back.” Everyone was staring now. I wanted to retch, to die. “Now
you get the hell into that tool shed, and you get that disinfectant
and swab out those cages,” he whispered, measuring every word.
One hand suddenly shot out, grasping my shoulder. “And don’t you
ever, ever, speak back to me again.”
I don’t know where the words came from, but they were suddenly
there, spilling off my lips. “I didn’t speak back to you, Mr. Indrasil,
and I don’t like you saying I did. I– resent it. Now let me go.”
His face went suddenly red, then white, then almost saffron with
rage. His eyes were blazing doorways to hell.
Right then I thought I was going to die.
He made an inarticulate gagging sound, and the grip on my
shoulder became excruciating. His right hand went up…up…up,
and then descended with unbelievable speed.
If that hand had connected with my face, it would have knocked
me senseless at best. At worst, it would have broken my neck.
It did not connect.
Another hand materialized magically out of space, right in front of
me. The two straining limbs came together with a flat Smacking
sound. It was Mr. Legere.
“Leave the boy alone,” he said emotionlessly.
Mr. Indrasil stared at him for a long second, and I think there was
nothing so unpleasant in the whole business as watching the fear of
Mr. Legere and the mad lust to hurt (or to kill!) mix in those
terrible eyes.
Then he turned and stalked away.
I turned to look at Mr. Legere. “Thank you,” I said.
“Don’t thank me.” And it wasn’t a “don’t thank me,” but a “don’t
thank me.” Not a gesture of modesty but a literal command. In a
sudden flash of intuition empathy if you will I understood
exactly what he meant by that comment. I was a pawn in what
must have been a long combat between the two of them. I had been
captured by Mr. Legere rather than Mr. Indrasil. He had stopped
the lion tamer not because he felt for me, but because it gained him
an advantage, however slight, in their private war.
“What’s your name?” I asked, not at all offended by what I had
inferred. He had, after all, been honest with me.
“Legere,” he said briefly. He turned to go.
“Are you with a circus?” I asked, not wanting to let him go so
easily. “You seemed to know — him.”
A faint smile touched his thin lips, and warmth kindled in his eyes
for a moment; “No. You might call me a-policeman.” And before I
could reply, he had disappeared into the surging throng passing by.
The next day we picked up stakes and moved on.
I saw Mr. Legere again in Danville and, two weeks later, in
Chicago. In the time between I tried to avoid Mr. Indrasil as much
as possible and kept the cat cages spotlessly clean. On the day
before we pulled out for St. Louis, I asked Chips Baily and Sally
O’Hara, the red-headed wire walker, if Mr. Legere and Mr. Indrasil
knew each other. I was pretty sure they did, because Mr. Legere
was hardly following the circus to eat our fabulous lime ice.
Sally and Chips looked at each other over their coffee cups. “No
one knows much about what’s between those, two,” she said. “But
it’s been going on for a long time maybe twenty years. Ever since
Mr. Indrasil came over from Ringling Brothers, and maybe before
that.”
Chips nodded. “This Legere guy picks up the circus almost every
year when we swing through the Midwest and stays with us until
we catch the train for Florida in Little Rock. Makes old Leopard
Man touchy as one of his cats.”
“He told me he was a police-man,” I said. “What do you suppose
he looks for around here? You don’t suppose Mr. Indrasil–?”
Chips and Sally looked at each other strangely, and both just about
broke their backs getting up. “Got to see those weights and counter
weights get stored right,” Sally said, and Chips muttered something
not too convincing about checking on the rear axle of his U-Haul.
And that’s about the way any conversation concerning Mt. Indrasil
or Mr. Legere usually broke up— hurriedly, with many hardforced
excuses.
We said farewell to Illinois and comfort at the same time. A killing
hot spell came on, seemingly at the very instant we crossed the
border, and it stayed with us for the next month and a half, as we
moved slowly across Missouri and into Kansas. Everyone grew
short of temper, including the animals. And that, of course,
included the cats, which were Mr. Indrasil’s responsibility. He rode
the roustabouts unmercifully, and myself in particular. I grinned
and tried to bear it, even though I had my own case of prickly heat.
You just don’t argue with a crazy man, and I’d pretty well decided
that was what Mr. Indrasil was.
No one was getting any sleep, and that is the curse of all circus
performers. Loss of sleep slows up reflexes, and slow reflexes
make for danger. In Independence Sally O’Hara fell seventy-five
feet into the nylon netting and fractured her shoulder. Andrea
Solienni, our bareback rider, fell off one of her horses during
rehearsal and was knocked unconscious by a flying hoof. Chips
Baily suffered silently with the fever that was always with him, his
face a waxen mask, with cold perspiration clustered at each temple.
And in many ways, Mr. Indrasil had the roughest row to hoe of all.
The cats were nervous and short-tempered, and every time he
stepped into the Demon Cat Cage, as it was billed, he took his life
in his hands. He was feeding the lions ordinate amounts of raw
meat right before he went on, something that lion tamers rarely do,
contrary to popular belief. His face grew drawn and haggard, and
his eyes were wild.
Mr. Legere was almost always there, by Green Terror’s cage,
watching him. And that, of course, added to Mr. Indrasil’s load.
The circus began eyeing the silk-shirted figure nervously as he
passed, and I knew they were all thinking the same thing I was:
He’s going to crack wide open, and when he does —
When he did, God alone knew what would happen.
The hot spell went on, and temperatures were climbing well into
the nineties every day. It seemed as if the rain gods were mocking
us. Every town we left would receive the showers of blessing.
Every town we entered was hot, parched, sizzling.
And one night, on the road between Kansas City and Green Bluff, I
saw something that upset me more than anything else.
It was hot — abominably hot. It was no good even trying to sleep. I
rolled about on my cot like a man in a fever-delirium, chasing the
sandman but never quite catching him. Finally I got up, pulled on
my pants, and went outside.
We had pulled off into a small field and drawn into a circle. Myself
and two other roustabouts had unloaded the cats so they could
catch whatever breeze there might be. The cages were there now,
painted dull silver by the swollen Kansas moon, and a tall figure in
white whipcord breeches was standing by the biggest of them. Mr.
Indrasil.
He was baiting Green Terror with a long, pointed pike. The big cat
was padding silently around the cage, trying to avoid the sharp tip.
And the frightening thing was, when the staff did punch into the
tiger’s flesh, it did not roar in pain and anger as it should have. It
maintained an ominous silence, more terrifying to the person who
knows cats than the loudest of roars.
It had gotten to Mr. Indrasil, too. “Quiet bastard, aren’t you?” He
grunted. Powerful arms flexed, and the iron shaft slid forward.
Green Terror flinched, and his eyes rolled horribly. But he did not
make a sound. “Yowl!” Mr. Indrasil hissed. “Go ahead and yowl,
you monster Yowl!” And he drove his spear deep into the tiger’s
flank.
Then I saw something odd. It seemed that a shadow moved in the
darkness under one of the far wagons, and the moonlight seemed to
glint on staring eyes — green eyes.
A cool wind passed silently through the clearing, lifting dust and
rumpling my hair.
Mr. Indrasil looked up, and there was a queer listening expression
on his face. Suddenly he dropped the bar, turned, and strode back
to his trailer.
I stared again at the far wagon, but the shadow was gone. Green
Tiger stood motionlessly at the bars of his cage, staring at Mr.
Indrasil’s trailer. And the thought came to me that it hated Mr.
Indrasil not because he was cruel or vicious, for the tiger respects
these qualities in its own animalistic way, but rather because he
was a deviate from even the tiger’s savage norm. He was a rogue.
That’s the only way I can put it. Mr. Indrasil was not only a human
tiger, but a rogue tiger as well.
The thought jelled inside me, disquieting and a little scary. I went
back inside, but still I could not sleep.
The heat went on.
Every day we fried, every night we tossed and turned, sweating
and sleepless. Everyone was painted red with sunburn, and there
were fistfights over trifling affairs. Everyone was reaching the
point of explosion.
Mr. Legere remained with us, a silent watcher, emotionless on the
surface, but, I sensed, with deep-running currents of – what? Hate?
Fear? Vengeance? I could not place it. But he was potentially
dangerous, I was sure of that. Perhaps more so than Mr. Indrasil
was, if anyone ever lit his particular fuse.
He was at the circus at every performance, always dressed in his
nattily creased brown suit, despite the killing temperatures. He
stood silently by Green Terror’s cage, seeming to commune deeply
with the tiger, who was always quiet when he was around.
From Kansas to Oklahoma, with no letup in the temperature. A day
without a heat prostration case was a rare day indeed. Crowds were
beginning to drop off; who wanted to sit under a stifling canvas
tent when there was an air-conditioned movie just around the
block?
We were all as jumpy as cats, to coin a particularly applicable
phrase. And as we set down stakes in Wildwood Green, Oklahoma,
I think we all knew a climax of some sort was close at hand. And
most of us knew it would involve Mr. Indrasil. A bizarre
occurrence had taken place just prior to our first Wildwood
performance. Mr. Indrasil had been in the Demon Cat Cage,
putting the ill-tempered lions through their paces. One of them
missed its balance on its pedestal, tottered and almost regained it.
Then, at that precise moment, Green Terror let out a terrible, earsplitting
roar.
The lion fell, landed heavily, and suddenly launched itself with
rifle-bullet accuracy at Mr. Indrasil. With a frightened curse, he
heaved his chair at the cat’s feet, tangling up the driving legs. He
darted out just as the lion smashed against the bars.
As he shakily collected himself preparatory to re-entering the cage,
Green Terror let out another roar — but this one monstrously like a
huge, disdainful chuckle.
Mr. Indrasil stared at the beast, white-faced, then turned and
walked away. He did not come out of his trailer all afternoon.
That afternoon wore on interminably. But as the temperature
climbed, we all began looking hopefully toward the west, where
huge banks of thunderclouds were forming.
“Rain, maybe,” I told Chips, stopping by his barking platform in
front of the sideshow.
But he didn’t respond to my hopeful grin. “Don’t like it,” he said.
“No wind. Too hot. Hail or tornadoes.” His face grew grim. “It
ain’t no picnic, ridin’ out a tornado with a pack of crazy-wild
animals all over the place, Eddie. I’ve thanked God mor’n once
when we’ve gone through the tornado belt that we don’t have no
elephants.
“Yeah” he added gloomily, “you better hope them clouds stay right
on the horizon.”
But they didn’t. They moved slowly toward us, cyclopean pillars in
the sky, purple at the bases and awesome blue-black through the
cumulonimbus. All air movement ceased, and the heat lay on us
like a woolen winding-shroud. Every now and again, thunder
would clear its throat further west.
About four, Mr. Farnum himself, ringmaster and half-owner of the
circus, appeared and told us there would be no evening
performance; just batten down and find a convenient hole to crawl
into in case of trouble. There had been corkscrew funnels spotted
in several places between Wildwood and Oklahoma City, some
within forty miles of us.
There was only a small crowd when the announcement came,
apathetically wandering through the sideshow exhibits or ogling
the animals. But Mr. Legere had not been present all day; the only
person at Green Terror’s cage was a sweaty high-school boy with
clutch of books. When Mr. Farnum announced the U.S. Weather
Bureau tornado warning that had been issued, he hurried quickly
away.
I and the other two roustabouts spent the rest of the-afternoon
working our tails off, securing tents, loading animals back into
their wagons, and making generally sure that everything was nailed
down.
Finally only the cat cages were left, and there was a special
arrangement for those. Each cage had a special mesh “breezeway”
accordioned up against it, which, when extended completely,
connected with the Demon Cat Cage. When the smaller cages had
to be moved, the felines could be herded into the big cage while
they were loaded up. The big cage itself rolled on gigantic casters
and could be muscled around to a position where each cat could be
let back into its original cage. It sounds complicated, and it was,
but it was just the only way.
We did the lions first, then Ebony Velvet, the docile black panther
that had set the circus back almost one season’s receipts. It was a
tricky business coaxing them up and then back through the
breezeways, but all of us preferred it to calling Mr. Indrasil to
help.
By the time we were ready for Green Terror, twilight had come —
a queer, yellow twilight that hung humidly around us. The sky
above had taken on a flat, shiny aspect that I had never seen and
which I didn’t like in the least.
“Better hurry,” Mr. Farnum said, as we laboriously trundled the
Demon Cat Cage back to where we could hook it to the back of
Green Terror’s show cage. “Barometer’s falling off fast.” He shook
his head worriedly. “Looks bad, boys. Bad.” He hurried on, still
shaking his head.
We got Green Terror’s breezeway hooked up and opened the back
of his cage. “In you go,” I said encouragingly.
Green Terror looked at me menacingly and didn’t move.
Thunder rumbled again, louder, closer, sharper. The sky had gone
jaundice, the ugliest color I have ever seen. Wind-devils began to
pick jerkily at our clothes and whirl away the flattened candy
wrappers and cotton-candy cones that littered the area.
“Come on, come on,” I urged and poked him easily with the blunttipped
rods we were given to herd them with.
Green Terror roared ear-splittingly, and one paw lashed out with
blinding speed. The hardwood pole was jerked from my hands and
splintered as if it had been a greenwood twig. The tiger was on his
feet now, and there was murder in his eyes.
“Look,” I said shakily. “One of you will have to go get Mr.
Indrasil, that’s all. We can’t wait around.”
As if to punctuate my words, thunder cracked louder, the clapping
of mammoth hands.
Kelly Nixon and Mike McGregor flipped for it; I was excluded
because of my previous run-in with Mr. Indrasil. Kelly drew the
task, threw us a wordless glance that said he would prefer facing
the storm and then started off.
He was gone almost ten minutes. The wind was picking up
velocity now, and twilight was darkening into a weird six o’clock
night. I was scared, and am not afraid to admit it. That rushing,
featureless sky, the deserted circus grounds, the sharp, tugging
wind-vortices all that makes a memory that will stay with me
always, undimmed.
And Green Terror would not budge into his breezeway.
Kelly Nixon came rushing back, his eyes wide. “I pounded on his
door for ‘most five minutes!” He gasped. “Couldn’t raise him!”
We looked at each other, at a loss. Green Terror was a big
investment for the circus. He couldn’t just be left in the open. I
turned bewilderedly, looking for Chips, Mr. Farnum, or anybody
who could tell me what to do. But everyone was gone. The tiger
was our responsibility. I considered trying to load the cage bodily
into the trailer, but I wasn’t going to get my fingers in that cage.
“Well, we’ve just got to go and get him,” I said. “The three of us.
Come on.” And we ran toward Mr. Indrasil’s trailer through the
gloom of coming night.
We pounded on his door until he must have thought all the demons
of hell were after him. Thankfully, it finally jerked open. Mr.
Indrasil swayed and stared down at us, his mad eyes rimmed and
oversheened with drink. He smelled like a distillery.
“Damn you, leave me alone,” he snarled.
“Mr. Indrasil –” I had to shout over the rising whine of the wind. It
was like no storm I had ever heard of or read about, out there. It
was like the end of the world .
“You,” he gritted softly. He reached down and gathered my shirt
up in a knot. “I’m going to teach you a lesson you’ll never forget.”
He glared at Kelly and Mike, cowering back in the moving storm
shadows. “Get out!”
They ran. I didn’t blame them; I’ve told you — Mr. Indrasil was
crazy. And not just ordinary crazy — he was like a crazy animal,
like one of his own cats gone bad.
“All right,” he muttered, staring down at me, his eyes like
hurricane lamps. “No juju to protect you now. No grisgris.” His
lips twitched in a wild, horrible smile. “He isn’t here now, is he?
We’re two of a kind, him and me. Maybe the only two left. My
nemesis — and I’m his.” He was rambling, and I didn’t try to stop
him. At least his mind was off me.
“Turned that cat against me, back in ’58. Always had the power
more’n me. Fool could make a million — the two of us could make
a million if he wasn’t so damned high and mighty…what’s that?”
It was Green Terror, and he had begun to roar ear-splittingly.
“Haven’t you got that damned tiger in?” He screamed, almost
falsetto. He shook me like a rag doll.
“He won’t go!” I found myself yelling back. “You’ve got to –”
But he flung me away. I stumbled over the fold-up steps in front of
his trailer and crashed into a bone-shaking heap at the bottom.
With something between a sob and a curse, Mr. Indrasil strode past
me, face mottled with anger and fear.
I got up, drawn after him as if hypnotized. Some intuitive part of
me realized I was about to see the last act played out.
Once clear of the shelter of Mr. Indrasil’s trailer, the power of the
wind was appalling. It screamed like a runaway freight train. I was
an ant, a speck, an unprotected molecule before that thundering,
cosmic force.
And Mr. Legere was standing by Green Terror’s cage.
It was like a tableau from Dante. The near-empty cage-clearing
inside the circle of trailers; the two men, facing each other silently,
their clothes and hair rippled by the shrieking gale; the boiling sky
above; the twisting wheatfields in the background, like damned
souls bending to the whip of Lucifer.
“It’s time, Jason,” Mr. Legere said, his words flayed across the
clearing by the wind.
Mr. Indrasil’s wildly whipping hair lifted around the livid scar
across the back of his neck. His fists clenched, but he said nothing.
I could almost feel him gathering his will, his life force, his id. It
gathered around him like an unholy nimbus.
And, then, I saw with sudden horror that Mr. Legere was
unhooking Green Terror’s breezeway — and the back of the cage
was open!
I cried out, but the wind ripped my words away.
The great tiger leaped out and almost flowed past Mr. Legere. Mr.
Indrasil swayed, but did not run. He bent his head and stared down
at the tiger.
And Green Terror stopped.
He swung his huge head back to Mr. Legere, almost turned, and
then slowly turned back to Mr. Indrasil again. There was a
terrifyingly palpable sensation of directed force in the air, a mesh
of conflicting wills centered around the tiger. And the wills were
evenly matched.
I think, in the end, it was Green Terror’s own will — his hate of Mr.
Indrasil — that tipped the scales.
The cat began to advance, his eyes hellish, flaring beacons. And.
something strange began to happen to Mr. Indrasil. He seemed to
be folding in on himself, shriveling, accordioning. The silk-shirt
lost shape, the dark, whipping hair became a hideous toadstool
around his collar.
Mr. Legere called something across to him, and, simultaneously,
Green Terror leaped.
I never saw the outcome. The next moment I was slammed flat on
my back, and the breath seemed to be sucked from my body. I
caught one crazily tilted glimpse of a huge, towering cyclone
funnel, and then the darkness descended.
When I awoke, I was in my cot just aft of the grainery bins in the
all-purpose storage trailer we carried. My body felt as if it had
been beaten with padded Indian clubs.
Chips Baily appeared, his face lined and pale. He saw my eyes
were open and grinned relievedly. “Didn’t know as you were ever
gonna wake up. How you feel?”
“Dislocated,” I said. “What happened? How’d I get here?”
“We found you piled up against Mr. Indrasil’s trailer. The tornado
almost carried you away for a souvenir, m’boy.”
At the mention of Mr. Indrasil, all the ghastly memories came
flooding back. “Where is Mr. Indrasil? And Mr. Legere?”
His eyes went murky, and he started to make some kind of an
evasive answer.
“Straight talk,” I said, struggling up on one elbow. “I have to know,
Chips. I have to.”
Something in my face must have decided him. “Okay. But this isn’t
exactly what we told the cops — in fact we hardly told the cops any
of it. No sense havin’ people think we’re crazy. Anyhow, Indrasil’s
gone. I didn’t even know that Legere guy was around.”
“And Green Tiger?”
Chips’ eyes were unreadable again. “He and the other tiger fought
to death.”
“Other tiger? There’s no other —”
“Yeah, but they found two of ‘em, lying in each other’s blood. Hell
of a mess. Ripped each other’s throats out.”
“What — where –”
“Who knows? We just told the cops we had two tigers. Simpler
that way.” And before I could say another word, he was gone.
And that’s the end of my story — except for two little items. The
words Mr. Legere shouted just before the tornado hit: “When a
man and an animal live in the same shell, Indrasil, the instincts
determine the mold!”
The other thing is what keeps me awake nights. Chips told me
later, offering it only for what it might be worth. What he told me
was that the strange tiger had a long scar on the back of its neck.

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THE REPLOIDS
Stephen King
Appeared in Night Visions #5, 1988

No one knew exactly how long it had been going on. Not long.
Two days, two weeks; it couldn’t have been much longer than that,
Cheyney reasoned. Not that it mattered. It was just that people got
to watch a little more of the show with the added thrill of knowing
the show was real. When the United States – the whole world –
found out about the Reploids, it was pretty spectacular. just as
well, maybe. These days, unless it’s spectacular, a thing can go on
damned near forever. It is neither believed nor disbelieved. It is
simply part of the weird Godhead mantra that made up the
accelerating flow of events and experience as the century neared its
end. It’s harder to get peoples’ attention. It takes machine-guns in a
crowded airport or a live grenade rolled up the aisle of a bus load
of nuns stopped at a roadblock in some Central American country
overgrown with guns and greenery. The Reploids became national
– and international – news on the morning of November 30, 1989,
after what happened during the first two chaotic minutes of the
Tonight Show taping in Beautiful Downtown Burbank, California,
the night before.
The floor manager watched intently as the red sweep secondhand
moved upward toward the twelve. The studio audience
clockwatched as intently as the floor manager. When the red sweep
second-hand crossed the twelve, it would be five o’clock and
taping of the umpty-umptieth Tonight Show would commence.
As the red second-hand passed the eight, the audience stirred and
muttered with its own peculiar sort of stage fright. After all, they
represented America, didn’t they? Yes!
“Let’s have it quiet, people, please,” the floor manager said
pleasantly, and the audience quieted like obedient children. Doc
Severinsen’s drummer ran off a fast little riff on his snare and then
held his sticks easily between thumbs and fingers, wrists loose,
watching the floor manager instead of the clock, as the show –
people always did. For crew and performers, the floor manager
was the clock. When the second-hand passed the ten, the floor
manager counted down aloud to four, and then held up three
fingers, two fingers, one finger … and then a clenched fist from
which one finger pointed dramatically at the audience. An
APPLAUSE sign lit up, but the studio audience was primed to
whoop it up; it would have made no difference if it had been
written in Sanskrit.
So things started off just as they were supposed to start off: dead
on time. This was not so surprising; there were crewmembers on
the Tonight Show who, had they been LAPD officers, could have
retired with full benefits. The Doc Severinsen band, one of the best
showbands in the world, launched into the familiar theme: Ta-dada-
Da-da … and the large, rolling voice of Ed
McMahon cried enthusiastically: “From Los Angeles,
entertainment capital of the world, it’s The Tonight Show, live,
with Johnny Carson! Tonight, Johnny’s guests are actress Cybill
Shepherd of Moonlighting!” Excited applause from the audience.
“Magician Doug Henning!” Even louder applause from the
audience. “Pee Wee Herman!” A fresh wave of applause, this time
including hoots of joy from Pee Wee’s rooting section. “From
Germany, the Flying Schnauzers, the world’s only canine
acrobats!” Increased applause, with a mixture of laughter from the
audience. “Not to mention Doc Severinsen, the world’s only Flying
Bandleader, and his canine band!”
The band members not playing horns obediently barked. The
audience laughed harder, applauded harder.
In the control room of Studio C, no one was laughing.
A man in a loud sport-coat with a shock of curly black hair was
standing in the wings, idly snapping his fingers and looking across
the stage at Ed, but that was all.
The director signaled for Number Two Cam’s medium shot on Ed
for the umpty-umptieth time, and there was Ed on the ON
SCREEN monitors. He barely heard someone mutter, “Where the
hell is he?” before Ed’s rolling tones announced, also for the
umpty-umptieth time: “And now heeeere’s JOHNNY!”
Wild applause from the audience.
“Camera Three,” the director snapped.
“But there’s only that-”
“Camera Three, goddammit!”
Camera Three came up on the ON SCREEN monitor, showing
every TV director’s private nightmare, a dismally empty stage …
and then someone, some stranger, was striding confidently into
that empty space, just as if he had every right in the world to be
there, filling it with unquestionable presence, charm, and authority.
But, whoever he was, he was most definitely not Johnny Carson.
Nor was it any of the other familiar faces TV and studio audiences
had grown used to during Johnny’s absences. This man was taller
than Johnny, and instead of the familiar silver hair, there was a
luxuriant cap of almost Pan-like black curls. The stranger’s hair
was so black that in places it seemed to glow almost blue, like
Superman’s hair in the comic-books. The sport-coat he wore was
not quite loud enough to put him in the Pleesda-Meetcha-Is-This-
The-Missus? car salesman category, but Carson would not have
touched it with a twelve-foot pole.
The audience applause continued, but it first seemed to grow
slightly bewildered, and then clearly began to thin.
“What the fuck’s going on?” someone in the control room asked.
The director simply watched, mesmerized.
Instead of the familiar swing of the invisible golf-club, punctuated
by a drum-riff and high-spirited hoots of approval from the studio
audience, this dark-haired, broad-shouldered, loud-jacketed,
unknown gentleman began to move his hands up and down, eyes
flicking rhythmically from his moving palms to a spot just above
his head – he was miming a juggler with a lot of fragile items in the
air, and doing it with the easy grace of the long-time showman. It
was only something in his face, something as subtle as a shadow,
that told you the objects were eggs or something, and would break
if dropped. It was, in fact, very like the way Johnny’s eyes
followed the invisible ball down the invisible fairway, registering
one that had been righteously stroked … unless, of course, he chose
to vary the act, which he could and did do from time to time, and
without even breathing hard.
He made a business of dropping the last egg, or whatever the
fragile object was, and his eyes followed it to the floor with
exaggerated dismay. Then, for a moment, he froze. Then he
glanced toward Cam Three Left … toward Doc and the orchestra,
in other words.
After repeated viewings of the videotape, Dave Cheyney came to
what seemed to him to be an irrefutable conclusion, although many
of his colleagues – including his partner – questioned it.
“He was waiting for a sting,” Cheyney said. “Look, you can see it
on his face. It’s as old as burlesque.”
His partner, Pete Jacoby, said, “I thought burlesque was where the
girl with the heroin habit took off her clothes while the guy with
the heroin habit played the trumpet.”
Cheyney gestured at him impatiently. “Think of the lady that used
to play the piano in the silent movies, then. Or the one that used to
do schmaltz on the organ during the radio soaps.”
Jacoby looked at him, wide-eyed. ‘Mid they have those things
when you were a kid, daddy?” he asked in a falsetto voice.
“Will you for once be serious?” Cheyney asked him. “Because this
is a serious thing we got here, I think.”
“What we got here is very simple. We got a nut.”
“No,” Cheyney said, and hit rewind on the VCR again with one
hand while he lit a fresh cigarette with the other. “What we got is a
seasoned performer who’s mad as hell because the guy on the snare
dropped his cue.” He paused thoughtfully and added: “Christ,
Johnny does it all the time. And if the guy who was supposed to
lay in the sting dropped his cue, I think he’d look the same way.
By then it didn’t matter. The stranger who wasn’t Johnny Carson
had time to recover, to look at a flabbergasted Ed McMahon and
say, “The moon must be full tonight, Ed – do you think – ” And that
was when the NBC security guards came out and grabbed him.
“Hey! What the fuck do you think you’re – ”
But by then they had dragged him away.
In the control room of Studio C, there was total silence. The
audience monitors picked up the same silence. Camera Four was
swung toward the audience, and showed a picture of one hundred
and fifty stunned, silent faces. Camera Two, the one medium-close
on Ed McMahon, showed a man who looked almost cosmically
befuddled.
The director took a package of Winstons from his breast pocket,
took one out, put it in his mouth, took it out again and reversed it
so the filter was facing away from him, and abruptly bit the
cigarette in two. He threw the filtered half in one direction and spat
the unfiltered half in another.
“Get up a show from the library with Rickles,” he said. “No Joan
Rivers. And if I see Totie Fields, someone’s going to get fired.”
Then he strode away, head down. He shoved a chair with such
violence on his way out of the control room that it struck the wall,
rebounded, nearly fractured the skull of a white-faced intern from
USC, and fell on its side.
One of the PA’s told the intern in a low voice, “Don’t worry; that’s
just Fred’s way of committing honorable seppuku.”
The man who was not Johnny Carson was taken, bellowing loudly
not about his lawyer but his team of lawyers, to the Burbank Police
Station. In Burbank, as in Beverly Hills and Hollywood Heights,
there is a wing of the police station which is known simply as
“special security functions.” This may cover many aspects of the
sometimes crazed world of Tinsel-Town law enforcement. The
cops don’t like it, the cops don’t respect it … but they ride with it.
You don’t shit where you eat. Rule One.
“Special security functions” might be the place to which a cokesnorting
movie-star whose last picture grossed seventy million
dollars might be conveyed; the place to which the battered wife of
an extremely powerful film producer might be taken; it was the
place to which the man with the dark crop of curls was taken.
The man who showed up in Johnny Carson’s place on the stage of
Studio C on the afternoon of November 29th identified himself as
Ed Paladin, speaking the name with the air of one who expects
everyone who hears it to fall on his or her knees and, perhaps,
genuflect. His California driver’s license, Blue Cross – Blue Shield
card, Amex and Diners’ Club cards, also identified him as Edward
Paladin.
His trip from Studio C ended, at least temporarily, in a room in the
Burbank PD’s “special security” area. The room was panelled with
tough plastic that almost did look like mahogany and furnished
with a low, round couch and tasteful chairs. There was a cigarette
box on the glass-topped coffee table filled with Dunhills, and the
magazines included Fortune and Variety and Vogue and Billboard
and GQ. The wall-to-wall carpet wasn’t really ankle-deep but
looked it, and there was a CableView guide on top of the largescreen
TV. There was a bar (now locked), and a very nice neo-
Jackson Pollock painting on one of the walls. The walls, however,
were of drilled cork, and the mirror above the bar was a little bit
too large and a little bit too shiny to be anything but a piece of oneway
glass.
The man who called himself Ed Paladin stuck his hands in his justtoo-
loud sport-coat pockets, looked around disgustedly, and said:
“An interrogation room by any other name is still an interrogation
room.”
Detective 1st Grade Richard Cheyney looked at him calmly for a
moment. When he spoke, it was in the soft and polite voice that
had earned him the only halfkidding nickname “Detective to the
Stars.” Part of the reason he spoke this way was because he
genuinely liked and respected show people. Part of the reason was
because he didn’t trust them. Half the time they were lying they
didn’t know it.
“Could you tell us, please, Mr Paladin, how you got on the set of
The Tonight Show, and where Johnny Carson is?”
“Who’s Johnny Carson?”
Pete Jacoby – who wanted to be Henny Youngman when he grew
up, Cheyney often thought – gave Cheyney a momentary dry look
every bit as good as a Jack Benny deadpan. Then he looked back at
Edward Paladin and said, “Johnny Carson’s the guy who used to be
Mr Ed. You know, the talking horse? I mean, a lot of people know
about Mr Ed, the famous talking horse, but an awful lot of people
don’t know that he went to Geneva to have a species-change
operation and when he came back he was-”
Cheyney often allowed Jacoby his routines (there was really no
other word for them, and Cheyney remembered one occasion when
Jacoby had gotten a man charged with beating his wife and infant
son to death laughing so hard that tears of mirth rather than
remorse were rolling down his cheeks as he signed the confession
that was going to put the bastard in jail for the rest of his life), but
he wasn’t going to tonight. He didn’t have to see the flame under
his ass; he could feel it, and it was being turned up. Pete was
maybe a little slow on the uptake about some things, and maybe
that was why he wasn’t going to make Detective 1st for another
two or three years … if he ever did.
Some ten years ago a really awful thing had happened in a little
nothing town called Chowchilla. Two people (they had walked on
two legs, anyway, if you could believe the newsfilm) had hijacked
a busload of kids, buried them alive, and then had demanded a
huge sum of money. Otherwise, they said, those kiddies could just
stay where they were and swap baseball trading cards until their air
ran out. That one had ended happily, but it could have been a
nightmare. And God knew Johnny Carson was no busload of
schoolkids, but the case had the same kind of fruitcake appeal: here
was that rare event about which both the Los Angeles Times-
Mirror and The National Enquirer would hobnob on their front
pages. What Pete didn’t understand was that something extremely
rare had happened to them: in the world of day-to-day police work,
a world where almost everything came in shades of gray, they had
suddenly been placed in a situation of stark and simple contrasts:
produce within twenty-four hours, thirty-six at the outside, or
watch the Feds come in … and kiss your ass goodbye.
Things happened so rapidly that even later he wasn’t completely
sure, but he believed both of them had been going on the unspoken
presumption, even then, that Carson had been kidnapped and this
guy was part of it.
“We’re going to do it by the numbers, Mr Paladin,” Cheyney said,
and although he was speaking to the man glaring up at him from
one of the chairs (he had refused the sofa at once), his eyes flicked
briefly to Pete. They had been partners for nearly twelve years, and
a glance was all it took.
No more Comedy Store routines, Pete.
Message received.
“First comes the Miranda Warning,” Cheyney said pleasantly. “I
am required to inform you that you are in the custody of the
Burbank City Police. Although not required to do so immediately,
I’ll add that a preliminary charge of trespassing-”
“Trespassing!” An angry flush burst over Paladin’s face.
“-on property both owned and leased by the National Broadcasting
Company has been lodged against you. I am Detective 1st Grade
Richard Cheyney. This man with me is my partner, Detective 2nd
Grade Peter Jacoby. We’d like to interview you.”
“Fucking interrogate me is what you mean.”
“I only have one question, as far as interrogation goes,” Cheyney
said. “Otherwise, I only want to interview you at this time. In other
words, I have one question relevant to the charge which has been
lodged; the rest deal with other matters.”
“Well, what’s the fucking question?”
“That wouldn’t be going by the numbers,” Jacoby said.
Cheyney said:. “I am required to tell you that you have the right-”
“To have my lawyer here, you bet,” Paladin said. “And I just
decided that before I answer a single fucking question, and that
includes where I went to lunch today and what I had, he’s going to
be in here. Albert K. Dellums.”
He spoke this name as if it should rock both detectives back on
their heels, but Cheyney had never heard of it and could tell by
Pete’s expression that he hadn’t either.
Whatever sort of crazy this Ed Paladin might turn out to be, he was
no dullard. He saw the quick glances which passed between the
two detectives and read them easily. You know him? Cheyney’s
eyes asked Jacoby’s, and Jacoby’s replied, Never heard of him in
my life.
For the first time an expression of perplexity – it was not fear, not
yet – crossed Mr Edward Paladin’s face.
“Al Dellums,” he said, raising his voice like some Americans
overseas who seem to believe they can make the waiter understand
if they only speak loudly enough and slowly enough. “Al Dellums
of Dellums, Carthage, Stoneham, and Tayloe. I guess I shouldn’t
be all that surprised that you haven’t heard of him. He’s only one of
the most important, well-known lawyers in the country.” Paladin
shot the left cuff of his just-slightly-too-loud sport-coat and
glanced at his watch. “If you reach him at home, gentlemen, he’ll
be pissed. If you have to call his club – and I think this is his clubnight
– he’s going to be pissed like a bear.”
Cheyney was not impressed by bluster. If you could sell it at a
quarter a pound, he never would have had to turn his hand at
another day’s work. But even a quick peck had been enough to
show him that the watch Paladin was wearing was not just a Rolex
but a Rolex Midnight Star. It might be an imitation, of course, but
his gut told him it was genuine. Part of it was his clear impression
that Paladin wasn’t trying to make an impression – he’d wanted to
see what time it was, no more or less than that. And if the watch
was the McCoy … well, there were cabin-cruisers you could buy
for less. What was a man who could afford a Rolex Midnight Star
doing mixed up in something weird like this?
Now he was the one who must have been showing perplexity clear
enough for Paladin to read it, because the man smiled – a
humorless skinning-back of the lips from the capped teeth. “The
air-conditioning in here’s pretty nice,” he said, crossing his legs
and flicking the crease absently. “You guys want to enjoy it while
you can. It’s pretty muggy walking a beat out in Watts, even this
time of year.”
In a harsh and abrupt tone utterly unlike his bright pitter-patter
Comedy Store voice, Jacoby said: “Shut your mouth, jag-off.”
Paladin jerked around and stared at him, eyes wide. And again
Cheyney would have sworn it had been years since anyone had
spoken to this man in that way. Years since anyone would have
dared.
“What did you say?”
“I said shut your mouth when Detective Cheyney is talking to you.
Give me your lawyer’s number. I’ll see that he is called. In the
meantime, I think you need to take a few seconds to pull your head
out of your ass and look around and see exactly where you are and
exactly how serious the trouble is that you are in. I think you need
to reflect on the fact that, while only one charge has been lodged
against you, you could be facing enough to put you in the slam
well into the next century … and you could be facing them before
the sun comes up tomorrow morning.”
Jacoby smiled. It wasn’t his howaya-folks-anyone-here-from-
Duluth Comedy Store smile, either. Like Paladin’s, it was a brief
pull of the lips, no more.
“You’re right – the air-conditioning in here isn’t halfbad. Also, the
TV works and for a wonder the people on it don’t look like they’re
seasick. The coffee’s good – perked, not instant. Now, if you want
to make another two or three wisecracks, you can wait for your
legal talent in a holding cell on the fifth floor. On Five, the only
entertainment consists of kids crying for their mommies and winos
puking on their sneakers. I don’t know who you think you are and I
don’t care, because as far as I’m concerned, you’re nobody. I never
saw you before in my life, never heard of you before in my life,
and if you push me enough I’ll widen the crack in your ass for
you.”
“That’s enough,” Cheyney said quietly.
“I’ll retool it so you could drive a Ryder van up there, Mister
Paladin – you understand me? Can you grok that?”
Now Paladin’s eyes were all but hanging from their sockets on
stalks. His mouth was open. Then, without speaking, he removed
his wallet from his coat pocket (some kind of lizard-skin, Cheyney
thought, two months’ salary … maybe three). He found his lawyer’s
card (the home number was jotted on the back, Cheyney notedit
was most definitely not part of the printed matter on the front) and
handed it to Jacoby. His fingers now showed the first observable
tremor.
“Pete?”
Jacoby looked at him and Cheyney saw it was no act; Paladin had
actually succeeded in pissing his easy-going partner off. No mean
feat.
“Make the call yourself.”
“Okay.” Jacoby left.
Cheyney looked at Paladin and was suddenly amazed to find
himself feeling sorry for the man. Before he had looked perplexed;
now he looked both stunned and frightened, like a man who wakes
from a nightmare only to discover the nightmare is still going on.
“Watch closely,” Cheyney said after the door had closed, “and I’ll
show you one of the mysteries of the West. West LA, that is.”
He moved the neo-Pollock and revealed not a safe but a toggle
switch. He flicked it, then let the painting slide back into place.
“That’s one-way glass,” Cheyney said, cocking a thumb at the toolarge
mirror over the bar.
“I am not terribly surprised to hear that,” Paladin said, and
Cheyney reflected that, while the man might have some of the
shitty egocentric habits of the Veddy Rich and Well-Known in LA,
he was also a near-superb actor: only a man as experienced as he
was himself could have told how really close Paladin was to the
ragged edge of tears.
But not of guilt, that was what was so puzzling, so goddamnmaddening.
Of perplexity.
He felt that absurd sense of sorrow again, absurd because it
presupposed the man’s innocence: he did not want to be Edward
Paladin’s nightmare, did not want to be the heavy in a Kafka novel
where suddenly nobody knows where they are, or why they are
there.
“I can’t do anything about the glass,” Cheyney said. He came back
and sat down across the coffee table from Paladin, “but I’ve just
killed the sound. So it’s you talking to me and vice-versa.” He took
a pack of Kents from his breast pocket, stuck one in the corner of
his mouth, then offered the pack to Paladin. “Smoke?”
Paladin picked up the pack, looked it over, and smiled. “Even my
old brand. I haven’t smoked one since night Yul Brynner died, Mr
Cheyney. I don’t think ant to start again now.”
Cheyney put the pack back into his pocket. “Can we talk?” he
asked.
Paladin rolled his eyes. “Oh my God, it’s Joan Raiford.”
“Who?”
“Joan Raiford. You know, “I took Elizabeth Taylor to Marine
World and when she saw Shamu the Whale she asked me if it
came with vegetables?” I repeat, Detective Cheyney: grow up. I
have no reason in the world to believe that switch is anything but a
dummy. My God, how innocent do you think I am?”
Joan Raiford? Is that what he really said?, Joan Raiford?
“What’s the matter?” Paladin asked pleasantly. He crossed his legs
the other way. “Did you perhaps think you saw a clear path? Me
breaking down, maybe saying I’d tell everything, everything, just
don’t let ‘em fry me, copper?”
With all the force of personality he could muster, Cheyney said: “I
believe things are very wrong here, Mr Paladin. You’ve got them
wrong and I’ve got them wrong. When your lawyer gets here,
maybe we can sort them out and maybe we can’t. Most likely we
can’t. So listen to me, and for God’s sake use your brain. I gave you
the Miranda Warning. You said you wanted your lawyer present. If
there was a tape turning, I’ve buggered my own case. Your lawyer
would have to say just one word – enticement – and you’d walk
free, whatever has happened to Carson. And I could go to work as
a security guard in one of those flea-bitten little towns down by the
border.”
“You say that,” Paladin said, “but I’m no lawyer.
But … Convince me, his eyes said. Yeah, let’s talk about this, lees
see if we can’t get together, because you’re right, something is
weird. So … convince me.
“Is your mother alive?” Cheyney asked abruptly.
“What – yes, but what does that have to-”
“You talk to me or I’m going to personally take two CHP
motorcycle cops and the three of us are going to rape your mother
tomorrow!” Cheyney screamed. “I’m personally going to take her
up the ass! Then we’re going to cut off her tits and leave them on
the front lawn! So you better talk!”
Paladin’s face was as white as milk: a white so white it is nearly
blue.
“Now are you convinced?” Cheyney asked softly. ‘I’m not crazy.
I’m not going to rape your mother. But with a statement like that
on a reel of tape, you could say you were the guy on the grassy
knoll in Dallas and the Burbank police wouldn’t produce the tape. I
want to talk to you, man. What’s going on here?”
Paladin shook his head dully and said, “I don’t know.”
In the room behind the one-way glass, Jacoby joined Lieutenant
McEachern, Ed McMahon (still looking stunned), and a cluster of
technical people at a bank of high-tech equipment. The LAPD
chief of police and the mayor were rumored to be racing each other
to Burbank.
“He’s talking?” Jacoby asked.
“I think he’s going to,” McEachern said. His eyes had moved
toward Jacoby once, quickly, when he came in. Now they were
centered only on the window. The men seated on the other side,
Cheyney smoking, relaxed, Paladin tense but trying to control it,
looked slightly lowish through the one-way glass. The sound of
their voices was clear and undistorted through the overhead
speakers – a top-of-the-line Bose in each corner.
Without taking his eyes off the men, McEachern said: “You get his
lawyer?”
Jacoby said: “The home number on the card belongs to a cleaning
woman named Howlanda Moore.”
McEachern flicked him another fast glance.
“Black, from the sound, delta Mississippi at a guess. Kids yelling
and fighting in the background. She didn’t quite say I’se gwine
whup you if you don’t quit!, but it was close. She’s had the number
three years. I re-dialed twice.
“Jesus,” McEachern, said. “Try the office number?”
“Yeah,” Jacoby replied. “Got a recording. You think ConTel’s a
good buy, Loot?”
McEachern flicked his gray eyes in Jacoby’s direction again.
“The number on the front of the card is that of a fairly large stock
brokerage,” Jacoby said quietly. “I looked under lawyers in the
Yellow Pages. Found no Albert K. Dellums. Closest is an Albert
Dillon, no middle initial. No law firm like the one on the card.”
“Jesus please us,” McEachern said, and then the door banged open
and a little man with the face of a monkey barged in. The mayor
had apparently won the race to Burbank.
“What’s going on here?” he said to McEachern.
“‘I don’t know,” McEachern said.
“All right,” Paladin said wearily. “Let’s talk about it. I feel,
Detective Cheyney, like a man who had just spent two hours or so
on some disorienting amusement park ride. Or like someone
slipped some LSD into my drink. Since we’re not on the record,
what was your one interrogatory? Let’s start with that.”
“All right,” Cheyney said. “How did you get into the broadcast
complex, and how did you get into Studio C?”
“Those are two questions.”
“I apologize.”
Paladin smiled faintly.
“I got on the property and into the studio,” he said, “the same way
I’ve been getting on the property and into the studio for over
twenty years. My pass. Plus the fact that I know every security
guard in the place. Shit, I’ve been there longer than most of them.”
“May I see that pass?” Cheyney asked. His voice was quiet, but a
large pulse beat in his throat.
Paladin looked at him warily for a moment, then pulled out the
lizard-skin wallet again. After a moment of rifling, he tossed a
perfectly correct NBC Performer’s Pass onto the coffee table.
Correct, that was, in every way but one.
Cheyney crushed out his smoke, picked it up, and looked at it. The
pass was laminated. In the corner was the NBC peacock,
something only long-timers had on their cards. The face in the
photo was the face of Edward Paladin. Height and weight were
correct. No space for eye-color, hair-color, or age, of course; when
you were dealing with ego. Walk softly, stranger, for here there be
tygers.
The only problem with the pass was that it was salmon pink.
NBC Performer’s Passes were bright red.
Cheyney had seen something else while Paladin was looking for
his pass. “Could you put a one-dollar bill from your wallet on the
coffee table there?” he asked softly.
“Why?”
“I’ll show you in a moment,” Cheyney said. “A five or a ten would
do as well.”
Paladin studied him, then opened his wallet again. He took back
his pass, replaced it, and carefully took out a one-dollar bill. He
turned it so it faced Cheyney. Cheyney took his own wallet (a
scuffed old Lord Buxton with its seams unravelling; he should
replace it but found it easier to think of than to do) from his jacket
pocket, and removed a dollar bill of his own. He put it next to
Paladin’s, and then turned them both around so Paladin could see
them right-side-up-so Paladin could study them.
Which Paladin did, silently, for almost a full minute. His face
slowly flushed dark red … and then the color slipped from it a little
at a time. He’d probably meant to bellow WHAT THE FUCK IS
GOING ON HERE? Cheyney thought later, but what came out
was a breathless little gasp: -what-”
“I don’t know,” Cheyney said.
On the right was Cheyney’s one, gray-green, not brand-new by any
means, but new enough so that it did not yet have that rumpled,
limp, shopworn look of a bill which has changed hands many
times. Big number 1’s at the top corners, smaller 1’s at the bottom
corners. FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE in small caps between the
top 1’s and THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA in larger ones.
The letter A in a seal to the left of Washington, along with the
assurance that THIS NOTE IS LEGAL TENDER, FOR ALL
DEBTS, PUBLIC AND PRIVATE. It was a series 1985 bill, the
signature that of James A. Baker III.
Paladin’s one was not the same at all.
The 1’s in the four corners were the same; THE UNITED STATES
OF AMERICA was the same; the assurance that the bill could be
used to pay all public and private debts was the same.
But Paladin’s one was a bright blue.
Instead of FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE it said CURRENCY OF
GOVERNMENT.
Instead of the letter A was the letter F.
But most of all it was the picture of the man on the bill that drew
Cheyney’s attention, just as the picture of the man on Cheyney’s
bill drew Paladin’s.
Cheyney’s gray-green one showed George Washington.
Paladin’s blue one showed James Madison.

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The Crate
Stephen King
First appeared in: Gallery magazine 1979
Available in comic book form in: Creepshow

Dexter Stanley was scared. More; he felt as if that central axle that
binds us to the state we call sanity were under a greater strain than
it had ever been under before. As he pulled up beside Henry
Northrup’s house on North Campus Avenue that August night, he
felt that if he didn’t talk to someone, he really, would go crazy.
There was no one to talk to but Henry Northrup. Dex Stanley was
the head of the zoology department, and once might have been
university president if he had been better at academic politics. His
wife had died twenty years before, and they had been childless.
What remained of his own family was all west of the Rockies. He
was not good at making friends.
Northrup was an exception to that. In some ways, they were two of
a kind; both had been disappointed in the mostly meaningless, but
always vicious, game of university politics. Three years before,
Northrup had made his run at the vacant English department
chairmanship. He had lost, and one of the reasons had undoubtedly
been his wife, Wilma, an abrasive and unpleasant woman. At the
few cocktail parties Dex had attended where English people and
zoology people could logically mix, it seemed he could always
recall the harsh mule-bray of her voice, telling some new faculty
wife to “call me Billie, dear everyone does!”
Dex made his way across the lawn to Northrup’s door at a
stumbling run. It was Thursday, and Northrup’s unpleasant spouse
took two classes on Thursday nights. Consequently, it was Dex and
Henry’s chess night. The two men had been playing chess together
for the last eight years.
Dex rang the bell beside the door of his friend’s house; leaned on
it. The door opened at ast and Northrup was there.
“Dex,” he said. I didn’t expect you for another–”
Dex pushed in past him. “Wilma,” he said. “Is she here?”
“No, she left fifteen minutes ago. I was just making myself some
chow. Dex, you look awful.”
They had walked under the hall light, and it illuminated the cheesy
pallor of Dex’s face and seemed to outline wrinkles as deep and
dark as fissures in the earth. Dex was sixty-one, but on the hot
August night, he looked more like ninety.
“I ought to.” Dex wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.
“Well, what is it?”
“I’m afraid I’m going crazy, Henry. Or that I’ve already gone.”
“You want something to eat? Wilma left cold ham.”
“I’d rather have a drink. A big one.”
“All right.”
“Two men dead, Henry,” Dex said abruptly. “And I could be
blamed. Yes, I can see how I could be blamed. But it wasn’t me. It
was the crate. And I don’t even know what’s in there!” He uttered a
wild laugh.
“Dead?” Northrup said. “What is this, Dex?”
“A janitor. I don’t know his name. And Gereson. A graduate
student. He just happened to be there. In the way of… whatever it
was.”
Henry studied Dex’s face for a long moment and then said, “I’ll get
us both a drink.”
He left. Dex wandered into the living room, past the low table
where the chess table had already been set up, and stared out the
graceful bow window. That thing in his mind, that axle or
whatever it was, did not feel so much in danger of snapping now.
Thank God for Henry.
Northrup came back with two pony glasses choked with ice. Ice
from the fridge’s automatic icemaker, Stanley thought randomly.
Wilma “just call me Billie, everyone does” Northrup insisted on all
the modern conveniences… and when Wilma insisted on a thing,
she did so savagely.
Northrup filled both glasses with Cutty Sark. He handed one of
them to Stanley, who slopped Scotch over his fingers, stinging a
small cut he’d gotten in the lab a couple of days before. He hadn’t
realized until then that his hands were shaking. He emptied half the
glass and the Scotch boomed in his stomach, first hot, then
spreading a steadylng warmth.
“Sit down, man,” Northrup said.
Dex sat, and drank again. Now it was a lot better. He looked at
Northrup, who was looking levelly back over the rim of his own
glass. Dex looked away, out at the bloody orb of moon sitting over
the rim of the horizon, over the university, which was supposed to
be the seat of rationality, the forebrain of the body politic. How did
that jibe with the matter of the crate? With the screams? With the
blood?
“Men are dead?” Northrup said at last.
“Are you sure they’re dead?”
“Yes. The bodies are gone now. At least, I think they are. Even the
bones… the teeth… but the blood… the blood, you know…”
“No, I don’t know anything. You’ve got to start at the beginning.”
Stanley took another drink and set his glass down. “Of course I
do,” he said. “Yes. It begins just where it ends. With the crate. The
janitor found the crate…”
Dexter Stanley had come into Amberson Hall, sometimes called
the Old Zoology Building, that afternoon at three o’clock. It was a
blaringly hot day, and the campus looked listless and dead, in spite
of the twirling sprinklers in front of the fraternity houses and the
Old Front dorms.
The Old Front went back to the turn of the century, but Amberson
Hall was much older than that. It was one of the oldest buildings
on a university campus that had celebrated its tricentennial two
years previous. It was a tall brick building, shackled with ivy that
seemed to spring out of the earth like green, clutching hands. Its
narrow windows were more like gun slits than real windows, and
Amberson seemed to frown at the newer buildings with their glass
walls and curvy, unorthodox shapes.
The new zoology building, Cather Hall, had been completed eight
months before, and the process of transition would probably go on
for another eighteen months. No one was completely sure what
would happen to Amberson then. If the bond issue to build the new
gym found favor with the voters, it would probably be demolished.
He paused a moment to watch two young men throwing a Frisbee
back and forth. A dog ran back and forth between them, glumly
chasing the spinning disc. Abruptly the mutt gave up and flopped
in the shade of a poplar. A VW with a NO NUKES sticker on the
back deck trundled slowly past, heading for the Upper Circle.
Nothing else moved. A week before, the final summer session had
ended and the campus lay still and fallow, dead ore on summer’s
anvil.
Dex had a number of files to pick up, part of the seemingly endless
process of moving from Amberson to Cather. The old building
seemed spectrally empty. His footfalls echoed back dreamily as he
walked past closed doors with frosted glass panels, past bulletin
boards with their yellowing notices and toward his office at the end
of the first-floor corridor. The cloying smell of fresh paint hung in
the air.
He was almost to his door, and jingling his keys in his pocket,
when the janitor popped out of Room 6, the big lecture hall,
startling him.
He grunted, then smiled a little shamefacedly, the way people will
when they’ve gotten a mild zap. “You got me that time,” he told the
janitor.
The janitor smiled and twiddled the gigantic key ring clipped to his
belt. “Sorry, Perfesser Stanley,” he said. “I was hopin’ it was you.
Charlie said you’d be in this afternoon.”
“Charlie Gereson is still here?” Dex frowned. Gereson was a grad
student who was doing an involved–and possibly very important–
paper on negative environmental factors in long-term animal
migration. It was a subject that could have a strong impact on area
farming practices and pest control. But Gereson was pulling almost
fifty hours a week in the gigantic (and antiquated) basement lab.
The new lab complex in Cather would have been exponentially
better suited to his purposes, but the new labs would not be fully
equipped for another two to four months… if then.
“Think he went over the Union for a burger,” the janitor said. “I
told him myself to quit a while and go get something to eat. He’s
been here since nine this morning. Told him myself. Said he ought
to get some food. A man don’t live on love alone.”
The janitor smiled, a little tentatively, and Dex smiled back. The
janitor was right; Gereson was embarked upon a labor of love. Dex
had seen too many squadrons of students just grunting along and
making grades not to appreciate that… and not to worry about
Charlie Gereson’s health and well-being from time to time.
“I would have told him, if he hadn’t been so busy,” the janitor said,
and offered his tentative little smile again. “Also, I kinda wanted to
show you myself.”
“What’s that?” Dex asked. He felt a little impatient. It was chess
night with Henry; he wanted to get this taken care of and still have
time for a leisurely meal at the Hancock House.
“Well, maybe it’s nothin,” the janitor said. “But… well, this buildin
is some old, and we keep turnin things up, don’t we?”
Dex knew. It was like moving out of a house that has been lived in
for generations. Halley, the bright young assistant professor who
had been here for three years now, had found half a dozen antique
clips with small brass balls on the ends. She’d had no idea what the
clips, which looked a little bit like spring-loaded wishbones, could
be. Dex had been able to tell her. Not so many years after the Civil
War, those clips had been used to hold the heads of white mice,
who were then operated on without anesthetic. Young Halley, with
her Berkeley education and her bright spill of Farrah Fawcett-
Majors golden hair, had looked quite revolted. “No antivivisectionists
in those days,” Dex had told her jovially. “At least
not around here.” And Halley had responded with a blank look that
probably disguised disgust or maybe even loathing. Dex had put
his foot in it again. He had a positive talent for that, it seemed.
They had found sixty boxes of The American Zoologist in a
crawlspace, and the attic had been a maze of old equipment and
mouldering reports. Some of the impedimenta no one–not even
Dexter Stanley–could identify.
In the closet of the old animal pens at the back of the building,
Professor Viney had found a complicated gerbil-run with exquisite
glass panels. It had been accepted for display at the Musuem of
Natural Science in Washington.
But the finds had been tapering off this summer, and Dex thought
Amberson Hall had given up the last of its secrets.”What have you
found?” he asked the janitor.
“A crate. I found it tucked right under the basement stairs. I didn’t
open it. It’s been nailed shut, anyway.”
Stanly couldn’t believe that anything very interesting could have
escaped notice for long, just by being tucked under the stairs. Tens
of thousands of people went up and down them every week during
the academic year. Most likely the janitor’s crate was full of
department records dating back twenty-five years. Or even more
prosaic, a box of National Geographics.
“I hardly think–”
“It’s a real crate,” the janitor broke in earnestly. “I mean, my father
was a carpenter, and this crate is built tile way he was buildin ‘em
back in the twenties. And he learned from his father.”
“I really doubt if–”
“Also, it’s got about four inches of dust on it. I wiped some off and
there’s a date. Eighteen thirty-four.”
That changed things. Stanley looked at his watch and decided he
could spare half all hour.
In spite of the humid August heat outside, the smooth tile-faced
throat of the stairway was almost cold. Above them, yellow frosted
globes cast a dim and thoughtful light. The stair levels had once
been red, but in the centers they shaded to a dead black where the
feet of years had worn away layer after layer of resurfacing. The
silence was smooth and nearly perfect.
The janitor reached the bottom first and pointed under the
staircase. “Under here,” he said.
Dex joined him in staring into a shadowy, triangular cavity under
the wide staircase. He felt a small tremor of disgust as he saw
where the janitor had brushed away a gossamer veil of cobwebs.
He supposed it was possible that the man had found something a
little older than postwar records under there, now that he acutally
looked at the space. But 1834?
“Just a second,” the janitor said, and left momentarily. Left alone,
Dex hunkered down and peered in. He could make out nothing but
a deeper patch of shadow in there. Then the janitor returned with a
hefty four-cell flashlight. “This’ll show it up.”
“What were you doing under there anyway?” Dex asked.
The janitor grinned. “I was only standin here tryin to decide if I
should buff that second-floor hallway first or wash the lab
windows. I couldn’t make up my mind, so I flipped a quarter. Only
I dropped it and it rolled under there.” He pointed to the shadowy,
triangular cave. “I prob’ly would have let it go, except that was my
only quarter for the Coke machine. So I got my flash and knocked
down the cobwebs, and when I crawled under to get it, I saw that
crate. Here, have a look.”
The janitor shone his light into the hole. Motes of disturbed dust
preened and swayed lazily in the beam. The light struck the far
wall in a spotlight circle, rose to the zigzag undersides of the stairs
briefly, picking out an ancient cobweb in which long-dead bugs
hung mumified, and then the light dropped and centered on a crate
about five feet long and two-and-a-half wide. It was perhaps three
feet deep. As the janitor had said, it was no knocked-together affair
made out of scrap-boards. It was neatly constructed of a smooth,
dark heavy wood. A coffin, Dexter thought uneasily. It looks like a
child’s coffin.
The dark color of the wood showed only a fan-shaped swipe on the
side. The rest of the crate was the uniform dull gray of dust.
Something was written on the side-stenciled there.
Dex squinted but couldn’t read it. He fumbled his glasses out of his
breast pocket and still couldn’t. Part of what had been stenciled on
was obscured by the dust–not four inches of it, by any means, but
an extraordinarily thick coating, all the same.
Not wanting to crawl and dirty his pants, Dex duck-walked under
the stairway, stifling a sudden and amazingly strong feeling of
claustrophobia. The spit dried in his mouth and was replaced by a
dry, woolly taste, like an old mitten. He thought of the generations
of students trooping up and down these stairs, all male until 1888,
then in coeducational platoons, carrying their books and papers and
anatomical drawings, their bright faces and clear eyes, each of
them convinced that a useful and exciting future lay ahead … and
here, below their feet, the spider spun his eternal snare for the fly
and the trundling beetle, and here this crate sat impassively,
gathering dust, waiting…
A tendril of spidersilk brushed across his forehead and he swept it
away with a small cry of loathing and an uncharacteristic inner
cringe.
“Not very nice under there, is it?” the janitor asked
sympathetically, holding his light centered on the crate. “God, I
hate tight places.”
Dex didn’t reply. He had reached the crate. He looked at the letters
that were stenciled there and then brushed the dust away from
them. It rose in a cloud, intensifying that mitten taste, making him
cough dryly. The dust hung in the beam of the janitor’s light like
old magic, and Dex Stanley read what some long-dead chief of
lading had stenciled on this crate.
SHIP TO HORLICKS UNIVERSITY, the top line read. VIA
JULIA CARPENTER, read the middle line. The third line read
simply: ARCTIC EXPEDITION.
Below that, someone had written in heavy black charcoal strokes:
JUNE 19, 1834. That was the one line the janitor’s hand-swipe had
completely cleared.
ARCTIC EXPEDITION, Dex read again. His heart began to
thump. “So what do you think?” the janitor’s voice floated in.
Dex grabbed one end and lifted it. Heavy. As he let it settle back
with a mild thud, something shifted inside–he did not hear it but
felt it through the palms of his hands, as if whatever it was had
moved of its own volition. Stupid, of course. It had been an almost
liquid feel, as if something not quite jelled had moved sluggishly.
ARCTIC EXPEDITION.
Dex felt the excitement of an antiques collector happening upon a
neglected armoire with a twenty-five dollar price tag in the back
room of some hick-town junk shop … an armoire that just might be
a Chippendale. “Help me get it out,” he called to the janitor.
Working bent over to keep from slamming their heads on the
underside of the stairway, sliding the crate along, they got it out
and then picked it up by the bottom. Dex had gotten his pants dirty
after all, and there were cobwebs in his hair.
As they carried it into the old-fashioned, train-terminal-sized lab,
Dex felt that sensation of shift inside the crate again, and he could
see by the expression on the janitor’s face that he had felt it as well.
They set it on one of the formica-topped lab tables. The next one
over was littered with Charlie Gereson’s stuff–notebooks, graph
paper, contour maps, a Texas Instruments calculator.
The janitor stood back, wiping his hands on his double-pocket gray
shirt, breathing hard. “Some heavy mother,” he said. “That bastard
must weigh two hunnert pounds. You okay, Perfesser Stanley?”
Dex barely heard him. He was looking at the end of the box, where
there was vet another series of stencils:
PAELLA/SANTIAGO/SAN FRANCISCO/CHICAGO/NEW
YORK/HORLICKS
“Perfesser–”
“Paella,” Dex muttered, and then said it again, slightly louder. He
was seized with an unbelieving kind of excitement that was held in
check only by the thought that it might be some sort of hoax.
“Paella!”
“Paella, Dex?” Henry Northrup asked. The moon had risen in the
sky, turning silver.
“Paella is a very small island south of Tierra del Fuego,” Dex said.
“Perhaps the smallest island ever inhabited by the race of man. A
number of Easter Island-type monoliths were found there just after
World War II. Not very interesting compared to their bigger
brothers, but every bit as mysterious. The natives of Paella and
Tierra del Fuego were Stone-Age people. Christian missionaries
killed them with kindness.”
“I beg your pardon?”
“It’s extremely cold down there. Summer temperatures rarely range
above the mid-forties. The missionaries gave them blankets, partly
so they would be warm, mostly to cover their sinful nakedness.
The blankets were crawling with fleas, and the natives of both
islands were wiped out by European diseases for which they had
developed no immunities. Mostly by smallpox.”
Dex drank. The Scotch had lent his cheeks some color, but it was
hectic and flaring–double spots of flush that sat above his
cheekbones like rouge.
“But Tierra del Fuego–and this Paella–that’s not the Arctic, Dex.
It’s the Antarctic.”
“It wasn’t in 1834,” Dex said, setting his glass down, careful in
spite of his distraction to put it on the coaster Henry had provided.
If Wilma found a ring on one of her end tables, his friend would
have hell to pay. “The terms subarctic, Antarctic and Antarctica
weren’t invented yet. In those days there was only the north arctic
and the south arctic.”
“Okay.”
“Hell, I made the same kind of mistake. I couldn’t figure out why
Frisco was on the itinerary as a port of call. Then I realized I was
figuring on the Panama Canal, which wasn’t built for another
eighty vears or so.
“An Arctic expedition? In 1834?” Henry asked doubtfully.
“I haven’t had a chance to check the records yet,” Dex said, picking
up his drink again. “But I know from my history that there were
‘Arctic expeditions’ as early as Francis Drake. None of them made
it, that was all. They were convinced they’d find gold, silver,
jewels, lost civilizations, God knows what else. The Smithsonian
Institution outfitted an attempted exploration of the North Pole in, I
think it was 1881 or ’82. They all died. A bunch of men from the
Explorers’ Club in London tried for the South Pole in the 1850’s.
Their ship was sunk by icebergs, but three or four of them
survived. They stayed alive by sucking dew out of their clothes and
eating the kelp that caught on their boat, until they were picked up.
They lost their teeth. And they claimed to have seen sea monsters.”
“What happened, Dex?” Henry asked softly.
Stanley looked up. “We opened the crate,” he said dully. “God help
us, Henry, we opened the crate.”
He paused for a long time, it seemed, before beginning to speak
again.
“Paella?” the janitor asked. “What’s that?”
“An island off the tip of South America,” Dex said. “Never mind.
Let’s get this open.” He opened one of the lab drawers and began to
rummage through it, looking for something to pry with.”
“Never mind that stuff,” the janitor said. He looked excited himself
now. “I got a hammer and chisel in my closet upstairs. I’ll get ‘em.
Just hang on.”
He left. The crate sat on the table’s formica top, squat and mute. It
sits squat and mute, Dex thought, and shivered a little. Where had
that thought come from? Some story? The words had a cadenced
yet unpleasant sound. He dismissed them. He was good at
dismissing the extraneous. He was a scientist.
He looked around the lab just to get his eyes off the crate. Except
for Charlie’s table, it was unnaturally neat and quiet–like the rest
of the university. White-tiled, subway-station walls gleamed
freshly under the overhead globes; the globes themselves seemed
to be double–caught and submerged in the polished formica
surfaces, like eerie lamps shining from deep quarry water. A huge,
old-fashioned slate blackboard dominated the wall opposite the
sinks. And cupboards, cupboards everywhere. It was easy enough–
too easy, perhaps–to see the antique, sepia-toned ghosts of all
those old zoology students, wearing their white coats with the
green cuffs, their hairs marcelled or pomaded, doing their
dissections and writing their reports…
Footfalls clattered on the stairs and Dex shivered, thinking again of
the crate sitting there–yes, squat and mute–under the stairs for so
many years, long after the men who had pushed it under there had
died and gone back to dust.
Paella, he thought, and then the janitor came back in with a
hammer and chisel.
“Let me do this for you, perfesser?” he asked, and Dex was about
to refuse when he saw the pleading, hopeful look in the man’s eyes.
“Of course,” he said. After all, it was this man’s find.
“Prob’ly nothin in here but a bunch of rocks and plants so old
they’ll turn to dust when you touch ‘em. But it’s funny; I’m pretty
hot for it.”
Dex smiled noncommittally. He had no idea what was in the crate,
but he doubted if it was just plant and rock specimens. There was
that slightly liquid shifting sensation when they had moved it.
“Here goes,” the janitor said, and began to pound the chisel under
the board with swift blows of the hammer. The board hiked up a
bit, revealing a double row of nails that reminded Dex absurdly of
teeth. The janitor levered the handle of his chisel down and the
board pulled loose, the nails shrieking out of the wood. He did the
same thing at the other end, and the board came free, clattering to
the floor. Dex set it aside, noticing that even the nails looked
different, somehow–thicker, squarer at the tip, and without that
blue-steel sheen that is the mark of a sophisticated alloying
process.
The janitor was peering into the crate through the long, narrow
strip he had uncovered. “Can’t see nothin,” he said. “Where’d I
leave my light?”
“Never mind,” Dex said. “Go on and open it.”
“Okay.” He took off a second board, then a third. Six or seven had
been nailed across the top of the box. He began on the fourth,
reaching across the space he had already uncovered to place his
chisel under the board, when the crate began to whistle.
It was a sound very much like the sound a teakettle makes when it
has reached a rolling boil, Dex told Henry Northrup; no cheerful
whistle this, but something like an ugly, hysterical shriek by a
tantrumy child. And this suddenly dropped and thickened into a
low, hoarse growling sound. It was not loud, but it had a primitive,
savage sound that stood Dex Stanley’s hair up on the slant. The
janitor stared around at him, his eyes widening… and then his arm
was seized. Dex did not see what grabbed it; his eyes had gone
instinctively to the man’s face.
The janitor screamed, and the sound drove a stiletto of panic into
Dex’s chest. The thought that came unbidden was: This is the first
time in my life that I’ve heard a grown man scream–what a
sheltered life I’ve led!
The janitor, a fairly big guy who weighed maybe two hundred
pounds, was suddenly yanked powerfully to one side. Toward the
crate. “Help me!” He screamed. “Oh help doc it’s got me it’s biting
me it’s biting meeeee–”
Dex told himself to run forward and grab the janitor’s free arm, but
his feet might as well have been bonded to the floor. The janitor
had been pulled into the crate up to his shoulder. That crazed
snarling went on and on. The crate slid backwards along the table
for a foot or so and then came firmly to rest against a bolted
instrument mount. It began to rock back and forth. The janitor
screamed and gave a tremendous lunge away from the crate.The
end of the box came up off the table and then smacked back down.
Part of his arm came out of the crate, and Dex saw to his horror
that the gray sleeve of his shirt was chewed and tattered and
soaked with blood. Smiling crescent bites were punched into what
he could see of the man’s skin through the shredded flaps of cloth.
Then something that must have been incredibly strong yanked him
back down. The thing in the crate began to snarl and gobble. Every
now and then there would be a breathless whistling sound in
between.
At last Dex broke free of his paraiysis and lunged creakily forward.
He grabbed the janitor’s free arm. He yanked … with no result at
all. It was like trying to pull a man who has been handcuffed to the
bumper of a trailer truck.
The janitor screamed again–a long, ululating sound that rolled
back and forth between the lab’s sparkling, white-tiled walls. Dex
could see the gold glimmer of the fillings at the back of the man’s
mouth. He could see the yellow ghost of nicotine on his tongue.
The janitor’s head slammed down against the edge of the board he
had been about to remove when the thing had grabbed him. And
this time Dex did see something, although it happened with such
mortal, savage speed that later he was unable to describe it
adequately to Henry. Something as dry and brown and scaly as a
desert reptile came out of the crate–something with huge claws. It
tore at the janitor’s straining, knotted throat and severed his jugular
vein. Blood began to pump across the table, pooling on the formica
and jetting onto the white-tiled floor. For a moment, a mist of
blood seemed to hang in the air.
Dex dropped the janitor’s arm and blundered backward, hands
clapped flat to his cheeks, eyes bulging.
The janitor’s eyes rolled wildly at the ceiling. His mouth dropped
open and then snapped closed. The click of his teeth was audible
even below that hungry growling. His feet, clad in heavy black
work shoes, did a short and jittery tap dance on the floor.
Then he seemed to lose interest. His eyes grew almost benign as
they looked raptly at the overhead light globe, which was also
blood-spattered. His feet splayed out in a loose V. His shirt pulled
out of his pants, displaying his white and bulging belly.
“He’s dead,” Dex whispered. “Oh, Jesus.”
The pump of the janitor’s heart faltered and lost its rhythm. Now
the blood that flowed from the deep, irregular gash in his neck lost
its urgency and merely flowed down at the command of indifferent
gravity. The crate was stained and splashed with blood. The
snarling seemed to go on endlessly. The crate rocked back and
forth a bit, but it was too well-braced against the instrument mount
to go very far. The body of the janitor lolled grotesquely, still
grasped firmly by whatever was in there. The small of his back
was pressed against the lip of the lab table. His free hand dangled,
sparse hair curling on the fingers between the first and second
knuckles. His big key ring glimmered chrome in the light.
And now his body began to rock slowly this way and that. His
shoes dragged back and forth, not tap dancing now but waltzing
obscenely. And then they did not drag. They dangled an inch off
the floor… then two inches.., then half a foot above the floor. Dex
realized that the janitor was being dragged into the crate.
Tile nape of his neck came to rest against the board fronting the far
side of the hole in the top of the crate. He looked like a man resting
in some weird Zen position of contemplation. His dead eyes
sparkled. And Dex heard, below the savage growling noises, a
smacking, rending sound. And the crunch of a bone.
Dex ran.
He blundered his way across the lab and out the door and up the
stairs. Halfway up, he fell down, clawed at the risers, got to his
feet, and ran again. He gained the first floor hallway and sprinted
down it, past the closed doors with their frosted-glass panels, past
the bulletin boards. He was chased by his own footfalls. In his ears
he could hear that damned whistling.
He ran right into Charlie Gereson’s arms and almost knocked him
over, and he spilled the milk shake Charlie had been drinking all
over both of them.
“Holy hell, what’s wrong?” Charlie asked, comic in his extreme
surprise. He was short and compact, wearing cotton chinos and a
white tee shirt. Thick spectacles sat grimly on his nose, meaning
business, proclaiming that they were there for a long haul.
“Charlie,” Dex said, panting harshly. “My boy… the janitor… the
crate… it whistles… it whistles when it’s hungry and it whistles
again when it’s full… my boy … we have to … campus security …
we …. We…”
“Slow down, Professor Stanley,” Charlie said. He looked
concerned and a little frightened. You don’t expect to be seized by
the senior professor in your department when you had nothing
more aggressive in mind yourself than charting the continued
outmigration of sandflies. “Slow down, I don’t know what you’re
talking about.”
Stanley, hardly aware of what he was saying, poured out a garbled
version of what had happened to the janitor. Charlie Gereson
looked more and more confused and doubtful. As upset as he was,
Dex began to realize that Charlie didn’t believe a word of it. He
thought, with a new kind of horror, that soon Charlie would ask
him if he had been working too hard, and that when he did, Stanley
would burst into mad cackles of laughter.
But what Charlie said was, “That’s pretty far out, Professor
Stanley.”
“It’s true. We’ve got to get campus security over here. We–”
“No, that’s no good. One of them would stick his hand in there,
first thing.” He saw Dex’s stricken look and went on. “If I’m having
trouble swallowing this, what are they going to think?”
“I don’t know,” Dex said. “I… I never thought…”
“They’d think you just came off a helluva toot and were seeing
Tasmanian devils instead of pink elephants,” Charlie Gereson said
cheerfully, and pushed his glasses up on his pug nose. “Besides,
from what you say, the responsibility has belonged with zo all
along… like for a hundred and forty years.”
“But…” He swallowed, and there was a click in his throat as he
prepared to voice his worst fear. “But it may be out.”
“I doubt that,” Charlie said, but didn’t elaborate. And in that, Dex
saw two things: that Charlie didn’t believe a word he had said, and
that nothing he could say would dissuade Charlie from going back
down there.
Henry Northrup glanced at his watch. They had been sitting in the
study for a little over an hour; Wilma wouldn’t be back for another
two. Plenty of time. Unlike Charlie Gereson, he had passed no
judgment at all on the factual basis of Dex’s story. But he had
known Dex for a longer time than young Gereson had, and he
didn’t believe his friend exhibited the signs of a man who has
suddenly developed a psychosis. What he exhibited was a kind of
bug-eyed fear, no more or
less than you’d expect to see a man who has had an extremely close
call with… well, just an extremely close call.
“He went down, Dex?”
“Yes. He did.”
“You went with him?”
“Yes.”
Henry shifted position a little. “I can understand why he didn’t
want to get campus security until he had checked the situation
himself. But Dex, you knew you were telling the flat-out truth,
even if he didn’t. Why didn’t you call?”
“You believe me?” Dex asked. His voice trembled. “You believe
me, don’t you, Henry?”
Henry considered briefly. The story was mad, no question about
that. The implication that there could be something in that box big
enough and lively enough to kill a man after some one hundred and
forty years was mad. He didn’t believe it. But this was Dex… and
he didn’t disbelieve it either.
“Yes,” he said.
“Thank God for that,” Dex said. He groped for his drink. “Thank
God for that, Henry.”
“It doesn’t answer the question, though. Why didn’t you call the
campus cops?”
“I thought… as much as I did think… that it might not want to come
out of the crate, into the bright light. It must have lived in the dark
for so long… so very long… and … grotesque as this sounds… I
though it might be pot-bound, or something. I thought … well, he’ll
see it… he’ll see the crate… the janitor’s body… he’ll see the blood…
and then we’d call security. You see?” Stanley’s eyes pleaded with
him to see, and Henry did. He thought that, considering the fact
that it had been a snap judgment in a presure situation, that Dex
had thought quite clearly. The blood. When the young graduate
student saw the blood, he would have been happy to call in the
cops.
“But it didn’t work out that way.”
“No.” Dex ran a hand through his thinning hair.
“Why not?”
“Because when we got down there, the body was gone.”
“It was gone?”
“That’s right. And the crate was gone, too.”
When Charlie Gereson saw the blood, his round and good-natured
face went very pale. His eyes, already magnified by his thick
spectacles, grew even huger. Blood was puddled on the lab table. It
had run down one of the table legs. It was pooled on the floor, and
beads of it clung to the light globe and to the white tile wall. Yes,
there was plenty of blood.
But no janitor. No crate.
Dex Stanley’s jaw dropped. “What the fuck!” Charlie whispered.
Dex saw something then, perhaps the only thing that allowed him
to keep his sanity. Already he could feel that central axle trying to
pull free. He grabbed Charlie’s shoulder and said, “Look at the
blood on the table!”
“I’ve seen enough,” Charlie said.
His Adam’s apple rose and fell like an express elevator as he
struggled to keep his lunch down.
“For God’s sake, get hold of yourself,” Dex said harshly. “You’re a
zoology major. You’ve seen blood before.”
It was the voice of authority, for that moment anyway. Charlie did
get a hold of himself, and they walked a little closer. The random
pools of blood on the table were not as random as they had first
appeared. Each had been neatly straight-edged on one side.
“The crate sat there,” Dex said. He felt a little better. The fact that
the crate really had been there steadied him a good deal. “And look
there.” He pointed at the floor. Here the blood had been smeared
into a wide, thin trail. It swept toward where the two of them stood,
a few paces inside the double doors. It faded and faded, petering
out altogether about halfway between the lab table and the doors. It
was crystal clear to Dex Stanley, and the nervous sweat on his skin
went cold and clammy.
It had gotten out.
It had gotten out and pushed the crate off the table. And then it had
pushed the crate… where? Under the stairs, of course. Back under
the stairs. Where it had been safe for so long.
“Where’s the… the…” Charlie couldn’t finish.
“Under the stairs,” Dex said numbly. “It’s gone back to where it
came from.”
“No. The…” He jerked it out finally. “The body.”
“I don’t know,” Dex said. But he thought he did know. His mind
would simply not admit the truth.
Charlie turned abruptly and walked back through the doors.
“Where are you going?” Dex called shrilly, and ran after him.
Charlie stopped opposite the stairs. The triangular black hole
beneath them gaped. The janitor’s big four-cell flashlight still sat
on the floor. And beside it was a bloody scrap of gray cloth, and
one of the pens that had been clipped to the man’s breast pocket.
“Don’t go under there, Charlie! Don’t.” His heartbeat whammed
savagely in his ears, frightening him even more.
“No,” Charlie said. “But the body…”
Charlie hunkered down, grabbed the flashlight, and shone it under
the stairs. And the crate was there, shoved up against the far wall,
just as it had been before, squat and mute. Except that now it was
free of dust and three boards had been pried off the top.
The light moved and centered on one of the janitor’s big, sensible
work shoes. Charlie drew breath in a low, harsh gasp. The thick
leather of the shoe had been savagely gnawed and chewed. The
laces hung, broken, from the eyelets. “It looks like somebody put it
through a hay baler,” he said hoarsely.
“Now do you believe me?” Dex asked.
Charlie didn’t answer. Holding onto the stairs lightly with one
hand, he leaned under the overhang–presumably to get the shoe.
Later, sitting in Henry’s study, Dex said he could think of only one
reason why Charlie would have done that–to measure and perhaps
categorize the bite of the thing in the crate. He was, after all, a
zoologist, and a damned good one.
“Don’t!” Dex screamed, and grabbed the back of Charlie’s shirt.
Suddenly there were two green gold eyes glaring over the top of
the crate. They were almost exactly the color of owls’ eyes, but
smaller. There was a harsh, chattering growl of anger. Charlie
recoiled, startled, and slammed the back of his head on the
underside of the stairs. A shadow moved from the crate toward him
at projectile speed. Charlie howled. Dex heard the dry purr of his
shirt as it ripped open, the click as Charlie’s glasses struck the floor
and spun away. Once more Charlie tried to back away. The thing
began to snarl–then the snarls suddenly stopped. And Charlie
Gereson began to scream in agony.
Dex pulled on the back of his white tee shirt with all his might. For
a moment Charlie came backwards and he caught a glimpse of a
furry, writhing shape spread-eagled on the young man’s chest, a
shape that appeared to have not four but six legs and the flat bullet
head of a young lynx. The front of Charlie Gereson’s shirt had been
so quickly and completely tattered that it now looked like so many
crepe streamers hung around his neck.
Then the thing raised its head and those small green gold eyes
stared balefully into Dex’s own. He had never seen or dreamed
such savagery. His strength failed. His grip on the back of Charlie’s
shirt loosened momentarily.
A moment was all it took. Charlie Gereson’s body was snapped
under the stairs with grotesque, cartoonish speed. Silence for a
moment. Then the growling, smacking sounds began again.
Charlie screamed once more, a long sound of terror and pain that
was abruptly cut off… as if something had been clapped over his
mouth.
Or stuffed into it.
Dex fell silent. The moon was high in the sky. Half of his third
drink–an almost unheard-of phenomenon–was gone, and he felt
the reaction setting in as sleepiness and extreme lassitude.
“What did you do then?” Henry asked. What he hadn’t done, he
knew, was to go to campus security; they wouldn’t have listened to
such a story and then released him so he could go and tell it again
to his friend Henry.
“I just walked around, in utter shock, I suppose. I ran up the stairs
again, just as I had after… after it took the janitor, only this time
there was no Charlie Gereson to run into. I walked… miles, I
suppose. I think I was mad. I kept thinking about Ryder’s Quarry.
You know that place?”
“Yes,” Henry said.
“I kept thinking that would be deep enough. If… if there would be a
way to get that crate out there. I kept… kept thinking…” He put his
hands to his face. “I don’t know. I don’t know anymore. I think I’m
going crazy.”
“If the story you just told is true, I can understand that,” Henry said
quietly. He stood up suddenly. “Come on. I’m taking you home.”
“Home?” Dex looked at this friend vacantly. “But–”
“I’ll leave a note for Wilma telling her where we’ve gone and then
we’ll call… who do you suggest, Dex? Campus security or the state
police?”
“You believe me, don’t you? You believe me? Just say you do.”
“Yes, I believe you,” Henry said, and it was the truth. “I don’t
know what that thing could be or where it came from, but I believe
you.” Dex Stanley began to weep.
“Finish your drink while I write my wife,” Henry said, apparently
not noticing the tears. He even grinned a little. “And for Christ’s
sake, let’s get out of here before she gets back.”
Dex clutched at Henry’s sleeve. “But we won’t go anywhere near
Amberson Hall, will we? Promise me, Henry! We’ll stay away
from there, won’t we?”
“Does a bear shit in the woods?” Henry Northrup asked. It was a
three-mile drive to Dex’s house on the outskirts of town, and
before they got there, he was half-asleep in the passenger seat.
“The state cops, I think,” Henry said. His words seemed to come
from a great distance. “I think Charlie Gereson’s assessment of the
campus cops was pretty accurate. The first one there would happily
stick his arm into that box.”
“Yes. All right.” Through the drifting, lassitudinous aftermath of
shock, Dex felt a dim but great gratitude that his friend had taken
over with such efficiency. Yet a deeper part of him believed that
Henry could not have done it if he had seen the things he had seen.
“Just… the importance of caution …”
“I’ll see to that,” Henry said grimly, and that was when Dex fell
asleep.
He awoke the next morning with August sunshine making crisp
patterns on the sheets of his bed. Just a dream, he thought with
indescribable relief. All some crazy dream.
But there was a taste of Scotch in his mouth–Scotch and
something else. He sat up, and a lance of pain bolted through his
head. Not the sort of pain you got from a hangover, though; not
even if you were the type to get a hangover from three Scotches,
and he wasn’t.
He sat up, and there was Henry, sitting across the room. His first
thought was that Henry needed a shave. His second was that there
was something in Henry’s eyes that he had never seen before–
something like chips of ice. A ridiculous thought came to Dex; it
passed through his mind and was gone. Sniper’s eyes. Henry
Northrup, whose specialty is the earlier English poets, has got
sniper’s eyes.
“How are you feeling, Dex?”
“A slight headache,” Dex said. “Henry… the police… what
happened?”
“The police aren’t coming,” Northrup said calmly. “As for your
head, I’m very sorry. I put one of Wilma’s sleeping powders in
your third drink. Be assured that it will pass.”
“Henry, what are you saying?”
Henry took a sheet of notepaper from his breast pocket. “This is
the note I left my wife. It will explain a lot, I think. I got it back
after everything was over. I took a chance that she’d leave it on the
table, and I got away with it.”
“I don’t know what you’re–”
He took the note from Henry’s fingers and read it, eyes widening.
Dear Billie,
I’ve just had a call from Dex Stanley. He’s hysterical.
Seems to have committed some sort of indiscretion with
one of his female grad students. He’s at Amberson Hall.
So is the girl. For God’s sake, come quickly. I’m not
sure exactly what the situation is, but a woman’s
presence may be imperative, and under the
circumstances, a nurse from the infirmary just won’t do.
I know you don’t like Dex much, but a scandal like this
could ruin his career. Please come.
Henry.
“What in God’s name have you done?” Dex asked hoarsely.
Henry plucked the note from Dex’s nerveless fingers, produced his
Zippo, and set flame to the corner. When it was burning well, he
dropped the charring sheet of paper into an ashtray on the
windowsill.
“I’ve killed Wilma,” he said in the same calm voice. “Ding-dong,
the wicked bitch is dead.” Dex tried to speak and could not. That
central axle was trying to tear loose again.The abyss of utter
insanity was below. “I’ve killed my wife, and now I’ve put myself
into your hands.”
Now Dex did find his voice. It had a sound that was rusty yet
shrill. “The crate,” he said. “What have you done with the crate?”
“That’s the beauty of it,” Henry said. “You put the final piece in the
jigsaw yourself. The crate is at the bottom of Ryder’s Quarry.”
Dex groped at that while he looked into Henry’s eyes. The eyes of
his friend. Sniper’s eyes. You can’t knock off your own queen,
that’s not in anyone’s rules of chess, he thought, and restrained an
urge to roar out gales of rancid laughter. The quarry, he had said.
Ryder’s Quarry. It was over four hundred feet deep, some said. It
was perhaps twelve miles east of the university. Over the thirty
years that Dex had been here, a dozen people had drowned there,
and three years ago the town had posted the place.
“I put you to bed,” Henry said. “Had to carry you into your room.
You were out like a light. Scotch, sleeping powder, shock. But you
were breathing normally and well. Strong heart action. I checked
those things. Whatever else you believe, never think I had any
intention of hurting you, Dex.”
“It was fifteen minutes before Wilma’s last class ended, and it
would take her another fifteen minutes to drive home and another
fifteen minutes to get over to Amberson Hall. That gave me fortyfive
minutes. I got over to Amberson in ten. It was unlocked. That
was enough to settle any doubts I had left.”
“What do you mean?”
“The key ring on the janitor’s belt. It went with the janitor.”
Dex shuddered.
“If the door had been locked–forgive me, Dex, but if you’re going
to play for keeps, you ought to cover every base–there was still
time enough to get back home ahead of Wilma and burn that note.
“I went downstairs–and I kept as close to the wall going down
those stairs as I could, believe me…”
Henry stepped into the lab and glanced around. It was just as Dex
had left it. He slicked his tongue over his dry lips and then wiped
his face with his hand. His heart was thudding in his chest. Get
hold of yourself, man. One thing at a time. Don’t look ahead.
The boards the janitor had pried off the crate were still stacked on
the lab table. One table over was the scatter of Charlie Gereson’s
lab notes, never to be completed now. Henry took it all in, and then
pulled his own flashlight–the one he always kept in the glovebox
of his car for emergencies–from his back pocket. If this didn’t
qualify as an emergency, nothing did.
He snapped it on and crossed the lab and went out the door. The
light bobbed uneasily in the dark for a moment, and then he trained
it on the floor. He didn’t want to step on anything he shouldn’t.
Moving slowly and cautiously, Henry moved around to the side of
the stairs and shone the light underneath. His breath paused, and
then resumed again, more slowly. Sudenly the tension and fear
were gone, and he only felt cold. The crate was under there, just as
Dex had said it was. And the janitor’s ballpoint pen. And his shoes.
And Charlie Gereson’s glasses.
Henry moved the light from one of these artifacts to the next
slowly, spotlighting each. Then he glanced at his watch, snapped
the flashlight off and jammed it back in his pocket. He had half an
hour. There was no time to waste.
In the janitor’s closet upstairs he found buckets, heavy-duty
cleaner, rags… and gloves. No prints. He went back downstairs like
the sorcerer’s apprentice, a heavy plastic bucket full of hot water
and foaming cleaner in each hand, rags draped over his shoulder.
His footfalls clacked hollowly in the stillness. He thought of Dex
saying, It sits squat and mute. And still he was cold.
He began to clean up.
“She came,” Henry said. “Oh yes, she came. And she was… excited
and happy.”
“What?” Dex said.
“Excited,” he repeated. “She was whining and carping the way she
always did in that high, unpleasant voice, but that was just habit, I
think. All those years, Dex, the only part of me she wasn’t able to
completely control, the only part she could never get completely
under her thumb, was my friendship with you. Our two drinks
while she was at class. Our chess. Our… companionship.”
Dex nodded. Yes, companionship was the right word. A little light
in the darkness of loneliness. It hadn’t just been the chess or the
drinks; it had been Henry’s face over the board, Henry’s voice
recounting how things were in his department, a bit of harmless
gossip, a laugh over something.
“So she was whining and bitching in her best ‘just call me Billie’
style, but I think it was just habit. She was excited and happy, Dex.
Because she was finally going to be able to get control over the last
… little.., bit.” He looked at Dex calmly. “I knew she’d come, you
see. I knew she’d want to see what kind of mess you gotten
yourself into, Dex.”
“They’re downstairs,” Henry told Wilma. Wilma was wearing a
bright yellow sleeveless blouse and green pants that were too tight
for her. “Right downstairs.” And he uttered a sudden, loud laugh.
Wilma’s head whipped around and her narrow face darkened with
suspicion. “What are you laughing about?” She asked in her loud,
buzzing voice. “Your best friend gets in a scrape with a girl and
you’re laughing?”
No, he shouldn’t be laughing. But he couldn’t help it. It was sitting
under the stairs, sitting there squat and mute, just try telling that
thing in the crate to call you Billie, Wilma–and another loud laugh
escaped him and went rolling down the dim first-floor hall like a
depth charge.
“Well, there is a funny side to it,” he said, hardly aware of what he
was saying. “Wait’Il you see. You’ll think–”
Her eyes, always questing, never still, dropped to his front pocket,
where he had stuffed the rubber gloves.
“What are those? Are those gloves?”
Henry began to spew words. At the same time he put his arm
around Wilma’s bony shoulders and led her toward the stairs.
“Well, he’s passed out, you know. He smells like a distillery. Can’t
guess how much he drank. Threw up all over everything. I’ve been
cleaning up. Hell of an awful mess, Billie. I persuaded the girl to
stay a bit. You’ll help me, won’t you? This is Dex, after all.”
“I don’t know,” she said, as they began to descend the stairs to the
basement lab. Her eyes snapped with dark glee. “I’ll have to see
what the situation is. You don’t know anything, that’s obvious.
You’re hysterical. Exactly what I would have expected.”
“That’s right,” Henry said. They had reached the bottom of the
stairs. “Right around here. Just step right around here.”
“But the lab’s that way–”
“Yes… but the girl…” And he began to laugh again in great,
loonlike bursts.
“Henry, what is wrong with you?” And now that acidic contempt
was mixed with something else–something that might have been
fear.
That made Henry laugh harder. His laughter echoed and
rebounded, filling the dark basement with a sound like laughing
banshees or demons approving a particularly good jest. “The girl,
Billie,” Henry said between bursts of helpless laughter. “That’s
what’s so funny, the girl, the girl has crawled under the stairs and
won’t come out, that what’s so funny, ah-heh-heh-hahahahaa–”
And now the dark kerosene of joy lit in her eyes; her lips curled up
like charring paper in what the denizens of hell might call a smile.
And Wilma whispered, “What did he do to her?”
“You can get her out,” Henry babbled, leading her to the dark.
triangular, gaping maw. “I’m sure you can get her out, no trouble,
no problem.” He suddenly grabbed Wilma at the nape of the neck
and the waist, forcing her down even as he pushed her into the
space under the stairs.
“What are you doing?” she screamed querulously. “What are you
doing, Henry?”
“What I should have done a long time ago,” Henry said, laughing.
“Get under there, Wilma. Just tell it to call you Billie, you bitch.”
She tried to turn, tried to fight him. One hand clawed for his wrist–
he saw her spade-shaped nails slice down, but they clawed only
air. “Stop it, Henry!” She cried. “Stop it right now! Stop this
foolishness! I–I’ll scream!”
“Scream all you want!” he bellowed, still laughing. He raised one
foot, planted it in the center of her narrow and joyless backside,
and pushed. “I’ll help you, Wilma! Come on out! Wake up,
whatever you are! Wake up! Here’s your dinner! Poison meat!
Wake up! Wake up!”
Wilma screamed piercingly, an inarticulate sound that was still
more rage than fear.
And then Henry heard it.
First a low whistle, the sound a man might make while working
alone without even being aware of it. Then it rose in pitch, sliding
up the scale to an earsplitting whine that was barely audible. Then
it suddenly descended again and became a growl… and then a
hoarse yammering. It was an utterly savage sound. All his married
life Henry Northrup had gone in fear of his wife, but the thing in
the crate made Wilma sound like a child doing a kindergarten
tantram. Henry had time to think: Holy God, maybe it really is a
Tasmanian devil… it’s some kind of devil, anyway.
Wilma began to scream again, but this time it was a sweeter tune–
at least to the ear of Henry Northrup. It was a sound of utter terror.
Her yellow blouse flashed in the dark under the stairs, a vague
beacon. She lunged at the opening and Henry pushed her back,
using all his strength.
“Henry!” She howled. “Henreeeee!”
She came again, head first this time, like a charging bull. Henry
caught her head in both hands, feeling the tight, wiry cap of her
curls squash under his palms. He Pushed. And then, over Wilma’s
shoulder, he saw something that might have been the gold-glinting
eyes of a small owl. Eyes that were infinitely cold and hateful. The
yammering became louder, reaching a crescendo. And when it
struck at Wilma, the vibration running through her body was
enough to knock him backwards.
He caught one glimpse of her face, her bulging eyes, and then she
was dragged back into the darkness. She screamed once more.Only
once.
“Just tell it to call you Billie,” he whispered.
Henry Northrup drew a great, shuddering breath.
“It went on … for quite a while,” he said. After a long time, maybe
twenty minutes, the growling and the… the sounds of its feeding…
that stopped, too. And it started to whistle. Just like you said, Dex.
As if it were a happy teakettle or something. It whistled for maybe
five minutes, and then it stopped. I shone my light underneath
again. The crate had been pulled out a little way. Thre was… fresh
blood. And Wilma’s purse had spilled everywhere. But it got both
of her shoes. That was something, wasn’t it?”
Dex didn’t answer. The room basked in sunshine. Outside, a bird
sang.
“I finished cleaning the lab,” Henry resumed at last. “It took me
another forty minutes, and I almost missed a drop of blood that
was on the light globe … saw it just as I was going out. But when I
was done, the place was as neat as a pin. Then I went out to my car
and drove across campus to the English department. It was getting
late, but I didn’t feel a bit tired. In fact, Dex, I don’t think I ever felt
more clear-headed in my life. There was a crate in the basement of
the English department. I flashed on that very early in your story.
Associating one monster with another, I suppose.”
“What do you mean?”
“Last year when Badlinger was in England–you remember
Badlinger, don’t you?”
Dex nodded. Badlinger was the man who had beaten Henry out for
the English department chair… partly because Badlinger’s wife was
bright, vivacious and sociable, while Henry’s wife was a shrew.
Had been a shrew.
“He was in England on sabbatical,” Henry said. “Had all their
things crated and shipped back. One of them was a giant stuffed
animal. Nessie, they call it. For his kids. That bastard bought it for
his kids. I always wanted children, you know. Wilma didn’t. She
said kids get in the way.
“Anyway, it came back in this gigantic wooden crate, and
Badlinger dragged it down to the English department basement
because there was no room in the garage at home, he said, but he
didn’t want to throw it out because it might come in handy
someday. Meantime, our janitors were using it as a gigantic sort of
wastebasket. When it was full of trash, they’d dump it into the back
of the truck on trash day and then fill it up again.
“I think it was the crate Badlinger’s damned stuffed monster came
back from England in that put the idea in my head. I began to see
how your Tasmanian devil could be gotten rid of. And that started
me thinking about something else I wanted to be rid of. That I
wanted so badly to be rid of.
“I had my keys, of course. I let myself in and went downstairs. The
crate was there. It was a big, unwieldy thing, but the janitors’ dolly
was down there as well. I dumped out the little bit of trash that was
in it and got the crate onto the dolly by standing it on end. I pulled
it upstairs and wheeled it straight across the mall and back to
Amberson.”
“You didn’t take your car?”
“No, I left my car in my space in the English department parking
lot. I couldn’t have gotten the crate in there, anyway.”
For Dex, new light began to break. Henry would have been driving
his MG, of course–an elderly sportscar that Wilma had always
called Henry’s toy. And if Henry had the MG, then Wilma would
have had the Scout–a jeep with a fold-down back seat. Plenty of
storage space, as the ads said.
“I didn’t meet anyone,” Henry said. “At this time of year–and at no
other–the campus is quite deserted. The whole thing was almost
hellishly perfect. I didn’t see so much as a pair of headlights. I got
back to Amberson Hall and took Badlinger’s crate downstairs. I left
it sitting on the dolly with the open end facing under the stairs.
Then I went back upstairs to the janitors’ closet and got that long
pole they use to open and close the windows. They only have those
poles in the old buildings now. I went back down and got ready to
hook the crate–your Paella crate–out from under the stairs. Then I
had a bad moment. I realized the top of Badlinger’s crate was gone,
you see. I’d noticed it before, but now I realized it. In my guts.”
“What did you do?”
“Decided to take the chance,” Henry said. “I took the window pole
and pulled the crate out. I eased it out, as if it were full of eggs. No
… as if it were full of Mason jars with nitroglycerine in them.”
Dex sat up, staring at Henry. “What… what…”
Henry looked back somberly. “It was my first good look at it,
remember. It was horrible.” He paused deliberately and then said it
again: “It was horrible, Dex. It was splattered with blood, some of
it seemingly grimed right into tile wood. It made me think of… do
you remember those joke boxes they used to sell? You’d push a
little lever and tile box would grind and shake, and then a pale
green hand would come out of the top and push the lever back and
snap inside again. It made me think of that.
“I pulled it out–oh, so carefully–and I said I wouldn’t look down
inside, no matter what. But I did, of course. And I saw…” His voice
dropped helplessly, seeming to lose all strength. “I saw Wilma’s
face, Dex. Her face.”
“Henry, don’t–”
“I saw her eyes, looking up at me from that box. Her glazed eyes. I
saw something else, too. Something white. A bone, I think. And a
black something. Furry. Curled up. Whistling, too. A very low
whistle. I think it was sleeping.”
“I hooked it out as far as I could, and then I just stood there
looking at it, realizing that I couldn’t drive knowing that thing
could come out at any time… come out and land on the back of my
neck. So I started to look around for something–anything–to cover
the top of Badlinger’s crate.
“I went into the animal husbandry room, and there were a couple
of cages big enough to hold the Paella crate, but I couldn’t find the
goddamned keys. So I went upstairs and I still couldn’t find
anything. I don’t know how long I hunted, but there was this
continual feeling of time… slipping away. I was getting a little
crazy. Then I happened to poke into that big lecture room at the far
end of the hall–”
“Room 6?”
“Yes, I think so. They had been painting the walls. There was a big
canvas dropcloth on the floor to catch the splatters. I took it, and
then I went back downstairs, and I pushed the Paella crate into
Badlinger’s crate. Carefully!… you wouldn’t believe how carefully
I did it, Dex.”
When the smaller crate was nested inside the larger, Henry
uncinched the straps on the English department dolly and grabbed
the end of the dropcloth. It rustled stiffly in the stillness of
Amberson Hall’s basement. His breathing rustled stiffly as well.
And there was that low whistle. He kept waiting for it to pause, to
change. It didn’t. He had sweated his shirt through; it was plastered
to his chest and back.
Moving carefully, refusing to hurry, he wrapped the dropcloth
around Badlinger’s crate three times, then four, then five. In the
dim light shining through from the lab, Badlinger’s crate now
looked mummified. Holding the seam with one splayed hand, he
wrapped first one strap around it, then the other. He cinched them
tight and then stood back a moment. He glanced at his watch. It
was just past one o’clock. A pulse beat rhythmically at his throat.
Moving forward again, wishing absurdly for a cigarette (he had
given them up sixteen years before), he grabbed the dolly, tilted it
back, and began pulling it slowly up the stairs.
Outside, the moon watched coldly as he lifted the entire load, dolly
and all, into the back of what he had come to think of as Wilma’s
Jeep–although Wilma had not earned a dime since the day he had
married her. It was the biggest lift he had done since he had
worked with a moving company in Westbrook as an
undergraduate. At the highest point of the lift, a lance of pain
seemed to dig into his lower back. And still he slipped it into the
back of the Scout as gently as a sleeping baby.
He tried to close the back, but it wouldn’t go up; the handle of the
dolly stuck out four inches too far. He drove with the tailgate
down, and at every bump and pothole, his heart seemed to stutter.
His ears felt for the whistle, waiting for it to escalate into a shrill
scream and then descend to a guttural howl of fury waiting for the
hoarse rip of canvas as teeth and claws pulled their way through it.
And overhead the moon, a mystic silver disc, rode the sky.
“I drove out to Ryder’s Quarry,” Henry went on. “There was a
chain across the head of the road, but I geared the Scout down and
got around. I backed right up to the edge of the water. The moon
was still up and I could see its reflection way down in the
blackness, like a drowned silver dollar. I went around, but it was a
long time before I could bring myself to grab the thing. In a very
real way, Dex, it was three bodies… the remains of three human
beings. And I started wondering…where did they go? I saw
Wilma’s face, but it looked … God help me, it looked all flat, like a
Halloween mask. How much of them did it eat, Dex? How much
could it eat? And I started to understand what you meant about that
central axle pulling loose.”
“It was still whistling. I could hear it, muffled and faint, through
that canvas dropcloth. Then I grabbed it and I heaved… I really
believe it was do it then or do it never. It came sliding out… and I
think maybe it suspected, Dex… because, as the dolly started to tilt
down toward the water it started to growl and yammer again … and
the canvas started to ripple and bulge … and I yanked it again. I
gave it all I had … so much that I almost fell into the damned
quarry myself. And it went in. There was a splash … and then it
was gone. Except for a few ripples, it was gone. And then the
ripples were gone, too.”
He fell silent, looking at his hands.
“And you came here,” Dex said.
“First I went back to Amberson Hall. Cleaned under the stairs.
Picked up all of Wilma’s things and put them in her purse again.
Picked up the janitor’s shoe and his pen and your grad student’s
glasses. Wilma’s purse is still on the seat. I parked the car in our–
in my–driveway. On the way there I threw the rest of the stuff in
the river.”
“And then did what? Walked here?”
“Yes.”
“Henry, what if I’d waked up before you got here? Called the
police?”
Henry Northrup said simply: “You didn’t.”
They stared at each other, Dex from his bed, Henry from the chair
by the window.
Speaking in tones so soft as to be nearly inaudible, Henry said,
“The question is, what happens now? Three people are going to be
reported missing soon. There is no one element to connect all
three. There are no signs of foul play; I saw to that. Badlinger’s
crate, the dolly, the painters’ dropcloth–those things will be
reported missing too, presumably. There will be a search. But the
weight of the dolly will carry the crate to the bottom of the quarry,
and … there are really no bodies, are there, Dex?”
“No,” Dexter Stanley said. “No, I suppose there aren’t.”
“But what are you going to do, Dex? What are you going to say?”
“Oh, I could tell a tale,” Dex said. “And if I told it, I suspect I’d end
up in the state mental hospital. Perhaps accused of murdering the
janitor and Gereson, if not your wife. No matter how good your
cleanup was, a state police forensic unit could find traces of blood
on the floor and walls of that laboratory. I believe I’ll keep my
mouth shut.”
“Thank you,” Henry said. “Thank you, Dex.”
Dex thought of that elusive thing Henry had mentioned
companionship. A little light in the darkness. He thought of
playing chess perhaps twice a week instead of once. Perhaps even
three times a week… and if the game was not finished by ten,
perhaps playing until midnight if neither of them had any early
morning classes, instead of having to put the board away (and, as
likely as not, Wilma would just “accidentally” knock over the
pieces “while dusting,” so that the game would have to be started
all over again the following Thursday evening). He thought of his
friend, at last free of that other species of Tasmanian devil that
killed more slowly but just as surely–by heart attack, by stroke, by
ulcer, by high blood pressure, yammering and whistling in the ear
all the while.
Last of all, he thought of the janitor, casually flicking his quarter,
and of the quarter coming down and rolling under the stairs, where
a very old horror sat squat and mute, covered with dust and
cobwebs, waiting… biding its time…
What had Henry said? The whole thing was almost hellishly
perfect.
“No need to thank me, Henry,” he said.
Henry stood up. “If you got dressed,” he said, “you could run me
down to the campus. I could get my MG and go back home and
report Wilma missing.”
Dex thought about it. Henry was inviting him to cross a nearly
invisible line, it seemed, from bystander to accomplice. Did he
want to cross that line?
At last he swung his legs out of bed. “All right, Henry.”
“Thank you, Dexter.”
Dex smiled slowly. “That’s all right,” he said. “After all, what are
friends for?”

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Will We Close the Book on Books?
BY STEPHEN KING
From: Visions of the 21st Century Time Magazine, June 2000

Book lovers are the Luddites of the intellectual world. I can no
more imagine their giving up the printed page than I can imagine a
picture in the New York Post showing the Pope technoboogieing
the night away in a disco. My adventure in cyberspace (“Riding the
Bullet”, available on any computer near you) has confirmed this
idea dramatically. My mail and the comments on my website
(www.stephenking.com) reflect two things: first, readers enjoyed
the story; second, most didn’t like getting it on a screen, where it
appeared and then disappeared like Aladdin’s genie.
Books have weight and texture; they make a pleasant presence in
the hand. Nothing smells as good as a new book, especially if you
get your nose right down in the binding, where you can still catch
an acrid tang of the glue. The only thing close is the peppery smell
of an old one. The odor of an old book is the odor of history, and
for me, the look of a new one is still the look of the future.
I suspect that the growth of the Internet has actually been
something of a boon when it comes to reading: people with more
Beanie Babies than books on their shelves spend more time
reading than they used to as they surf from site to site. But it’s not a
book, dammit, that perfect object that speaks without speaking,
needs no batteries and never crashes unless you throw it in the
corner. So, yes, there’ll be books. Speaking personally, you can
have my gun, but you’ll take my book when you pry my cold, dead
fingers off the binding.

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06/2000